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Star Wars / Dallas opening

by kalleanka71 731,039 views

What the Star Wars would look like if it was the Dallas TV-series ;)
And while you're here.. check out my Star Wars / Airwolf openings too.. ;) Enjoy!

Looking at you (Movie supercut)

by ClaraDarko2 322,915 views

TURN CAPTIONS ON TO SEE THE TITLE OF EACH FILM.
FULL LIST OF FILMS USED BELOW.

Edited by my husband Brutzelpretzel. Song: "Can't take my eyes off you", performed by Manic Street Preachers and also by Muse.

This is a tribute to the wink of complicity from the filmmakers to the audience when they make actors look straight into the camera. It is not a tribute to scenes where the fourth wall is broken (when a character addresses the audience directly), some clips in the video belong to that category but most of them don't cause it is not what we wanted to show.

There are 150 different clips (from 148 films) in this video, but at first we had selected more than 200 films. We left out dozens of scenes on purpose, cause we didn't want a 15 minutes montage. For example, we decided not to include the "found footage" genre, cause everyone looks at the camera in this type of movies (like "Cloverfield"). And also musical numbers, where it's very common that the actors look at the camera while singing. And, obviously, there are many more films missing cause we didn't know them. Apologies in advance for every film we discarded, forgot or missed. For example, we really regret forgetting about Kurt Russell in "Death Proof" and Dick Van Dyke in "Mary Poppins".

Thanks to:
http://flavorwire.com/255501/on-ferris-bueller-advertising-a­nd-the-fourth-wall
http://eye-contact.tumblr.com/

And thanks http://www.youtube.com/alphisation for sending us the captions.

Other movie montages edited by Brutzelpretzel:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4E4103155B5B8B1D

00:00 Titanic
00:02 The Age of Innocence
00:04 The Rocky Horror Picture Show
00:05 Singles
00:06 Harry Potter and the Prisioner of Azkaban
00:07 Goodfellas
00:09 Coraline
00:11 Rebecca
00:13 Superman
00:15 The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
00:19 The Big Lebowski
00:21 The Muppets Christmas Carol
00:24 The Sixth Sense
00:27 Les Quatre Cents Coups
00:31 Witness
00:32 Once Upon a Time in the West
00:35 Boogie Nights
00:38 Ying Xiong (Hero)
00:40 Le samouraï
00:42 Trading Places
00:44 Scott Pilgrim vs The World
00:45 Shallow Grave
00:47 A Scanner Darkly
00:49 Apocalypse Now
00:52 Con Air
00:54 Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy
00:56 The Ides of March
00:59 Napoleon
01:01 2001: A Space Odyssey
01:04 Groundhog Day
01:06 Ratatouille
01:07 Crank
01:08 Die Hard
01:09 Raising Arizona
01:11 Wayne's World
01:12 The Fantastic Mr. Fox
01:13 Pulp Fiction
01:14 The Graduate
01:15 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
01:16 Christmas Vacation
01:17 Brazil
01:20 Amélie
01:22 Ferris Bueller's Day Off
01:24 Braveheart
01:26 The Devil's Advocate
01:27 Breaking the Waves
01:29 American Beauty
01:31 Back to the Future II
01:34 The Fountain
01:36 Un Prophète
01:38 Zatoichi
01:40 The Fifth Element
01:42 Alfie
01:44 Three Amigos!
01:45 The Artist
01:48 Married to the Mob
01:51 Rushmore
01:54 The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
01:56 Romeo + Juliet
01:59 The Girl with a Pearl Earring
02:02 The Fellowship of the Ring
02:06 Secretary
02:10 Kill Bill Vol. 1
02:13 Le Escaphandre et le Papillon
02:16 Strangers on a Train
02:21 Funny Games
02:23 In the Line of Fire
02:25 Fight Club
02:27 Misery
02:31 Clockwork Orange
02:34 The Silence of the Lambs
02:37 Metropolis
02:39 Sunset Boulevard
02:42 Psycho
02:47 The Shining
02:48 Mars Attacks!
02:49 Bronson
02:50 Evil Dead II
02:52 Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged Me
02:53 Rashômon
02:55 Black Swan
02:57 The Exorcist
02:58 The Night of the Living Dead
02:59 Les Yeux Sans Visage
03:01 Nosferatu
03:03 Vertigo
03:05 Invasion of the Body Snatchers
03:07 Home Alone
03:09 True Lies
03:10 A Christmas Story
03:12 Robocop
03:14 Full Metal Jacket
03:15 Do the Right Thing
03:17 The Silence of the Lambs
03:19 Dead Man
03:20 Bad Lieutenant
03:22 Bad Boys
03:23 Dip Huet Seung Hung (The Killer)
03:24 Idi i Smotri
03:25 Goodfellas
03:27 Hanna
03:28 The Great Train Robbery
03:30 La Haine
03:32 Saturday Night Fever
03:35 Stranger Than Fiction
03:38 Super
03:40 Steamboat Bill, Jr.
03:43 Tangled
03:44 Trainspotting
03:47 Rango
03:49 Enter The Void
03:52 The Royal Tenenbaums
03:54 Black Narcissus
03:55 American Beauty
03:57 Lady in the Lake
04:00 The Virgin Suicides
04:02 Rear Window
04:03 À Bout de Souffle
04:04 Little Children
04:05 Nine 1/2 Weeks
04:06 Spellbound
04:07 Splice
04:09 25th Hour
04:10 Cat People
04:11 Strange Days
04:12 Duck Soup
04:14 Annie Hall
04:17 The Kid
04:20 Neverending Story
04:21 Zoolander
04:23 High Fidelity
04:25 JCVD
04:26 Oldeuboi (Oldboy)
04:28 Raging Bull
04:30 Gran Torino
04:30 Ying Xiong (Hero)
04:33 Shoot'em Up
04:35 Jaws
04:36 Addams Family Values
04:37 Escape from LA
04:37 Donnie Darko
04:39 The Darjeeling Limited
04:40 Hugo
04:41 Persona
04:42 The Red Shoes
04:43 Magnolia
04:45 Le notti di Cabiria
04:50 The Truman Show

Titanic SUPER 3D

by PistolShrimps 18,805,840 views

See our new comedy series: http://www.bt.no/oddfjord

Titanic is back, digitally upgraded with new 3D motion feel technology.

Special thanks to Arne Daniel Haldorsen, Tore Urke, Andreas Næs and Terje Boklund

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Music:



Titanic Dubstep:
http://www.youtube.com/PHATBOONER

Nova - Titanic Dubstep Remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLrsQ_Hotpw

Titanic - Original Soundtrack

PAC-MAN The Movie (The Fan Film)

by machinima 1,449,828 views

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Disclaimer: PAC-MAN The Movie (The Fan Film) and its associated trailers are fan-made shorts created to celebrate the awesomeness that is (and will always be) Pac-Man. These videos are not affiliated with Namco Bandai, and in no way represent their original work. Not intended for commercial use.

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The Artist Vs. 'Allo 'Allo

by The Poke 1,381 views

The Poke Oscars Special - The Artist: they took the voice off. We've put it back on.

Dog On Wire

by The Poke 3,732 views

it probably helps if you've seen this
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/01/18/amazing-acrobatic-dog/

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http://www.facebook.com/PokeHQ
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by Simon Balch and Jasper Gisbon

Titanic: Abridged!

by Scott Coello 144,421 views

JACK! ROSE! JACK! ROSE!

Thanks to my brother, Matt, for the inspiration.

Hardcore Celine fans may want a copy of this ultra-rare version of "My Heart Will Go On": http://bit.ly/JpJ22a

For more info, and to suggest & vote for things for me to abridge, pop on over to http://abridged.cribble.net

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Little Boy Discovers Shadow for First time

by asianlakergirl 965,240 views

This video was uploaded from an Android phone.

Devin just turned 19 months old and since people have asked, is being taught English and Chinese (Mandarin).

Neo can't dodge bullets.

by NoobzTV 20,438 views

He is trying to tell you all of you at home you can dodge bullets. But please don't try it. Morpheus makes mistakes too!

Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)

by thelonelyisland 107,364,261 views

Buy at iTunes: http://goo.gl/zv4o9. New album on sale now! http://turtleneckandchain.com

OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies - Trailer

by erikmartin 84,997 views

directed by Michel Hazanavicius
starring Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Béjo, Aure Atika, Philippe Lefèbvre, Constantin Alexandrov, Saïd Amadis, Claude Brosset

A box-office sensation in France, comic star Jean Dujardin stars as secret agent Hubert Bonisseur de la Bath, a.k.a. OSS 117 who in the tradition of Maxwell Smart and Inspector Clouseau somehow succeeds in spite of his ineptitude.

After a fellow agent and close friend is murdered, Hubert is ordered to take his place at the head of a poultry firm in Cairo. This is to be his cover while he investigates Jack's death, monitors the Suez Canal, checks up on the Brits and Soviets, burnishes France's reputation, quells a fundamentalist rebellion and brokers peace in the Middle East.

A blithe and witty send-up not only of spy films of that era and the suave secret agent figure but also neo-colonialism, ethnocentrism and the very idea of Western covert action in the Middle East.

Sparkling production design, a jubilantly retro score and a genuine flair for using the film and TV vocabulary of the '60s to revisit colonial arrogance put pic in the same conceptual ballpark as Austin Powers or 'The Naked Gun' series. - Variety

Jurassic Park Theme Song (Melodica Cover)

by Patrick T. Lo 3,434,301 views

Just got a melodica. Here's my rendition of the Jurassic Park theme song. What do you think?

TWITTER: http://twitter.com/#!/pleaseleaveon
MY WORK: http://www.patricklo.com

The Horror Portfolio

by hatinhand 556,294 views

EDIT: The list of clips and music is here: http://i.imgur.com/QTXnr.jpg

Sixty-four horror movies in a five-minute montage; the perfect project to work on until 2 a.m. and then return to an empty, dark, cold apartment.

The last few nights have had some really, *really* twisted dreams.

FILMS:
**CHAPTER ONE (Haunted Houses & Ghost Stories)**
11-11-11
1408
The Amityville Horror (2005)
The Awakening
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
The Eye
Fragile
The Haunting (1963)
The Haunting in Connecticut
Insidious
Mirrors
Night of the Living Dead
The Orphanage
Paranormal Activity 2
Poltergeist
The Shining
Shutter Island
Silent Hill
Triangle
The Uninvited
The Ward
White Noise
The Woman in Black

**CHAPTER TWO (Angels & Demons)**
Constantine
Devil
Drag Me To Hell
End of Days
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
The Exorcist
Legion
Lost Highway
The Ninth Gate
The Omen
The Prophecy
The Rite
Sleepy Hollow
Stigmata
Suspiria

**CHAPTER THREE (Killers & Slashers)**
30 Days of Night
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
The Crazies
Dead Silence
Don't Look Now
Friday the 13th (1980)
Friday the 13th (2009)
Halloween (1978)
Halloween (2007)
Hannibal Rising
The Hitcher
Pontypool
Psycho (1960)
Red Dragon
Red Eye
The Reeds
The Ring
Saw
Scream 4
Se7en
Shutter Island
Silence of the Lambs
The Strangers
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
When a Stranger Calls (2006)
Zodiac

MUSIC:
1. "Opening Titles" - Mark Kilian (from The Ward)
2. "If I Was Your Vampire (Instrumental)" - Marilyn Manson
3. "Hello Zepp" - Charlie Clouser (from Saw)

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'Opening Titles' by Mark Kilian remains courtesy of Varese Sarabande, © TM & Copyright 2011
'If I Was Your Vampire' by Marilyn Manson remains courtesy of Interscope, © TM & Copyright 2007
'Hello Zepp' by Charlie Clouser remains courtesy of Koch Records, © TM & Copyright 2004

All material remains property of their respective owners. This is a non-profit experiment, for entertainment purposes only, and is not aimed at breaking copyright laws.

Antony Worrall Thompson in The Lambshank Redemption

by eagerbeaverfilms 143,556 views

Klepto cook, Antony, begins his sentence at Lambshank Prison but will the diminutive chef's culinary creativity endure the harsh realities of incarceration? WIn the calendar on eBay auction - search for 'Nigella Saucy Calendar' on eBay UK. From the creator of X Factor Voiceover Man Strikes Back. A Pixeltwister Parody. Written, edited, composited and voiced (within 24 hours of AWTs misdemeanor!) by Jonny Lang. Discover the comedy of Jonny Lang and Jason Burke at www.eagerbeaverproductions.com
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Lean on the Wind - Swede Mason

by swedemason 211,391 views

Kindergarten K-Hole
free mp3 at soundclick.com/swedemason
thanks, Zergtees.com for the t-shirt,
http://www.zergtees.com/collections/dental-records/products/­lean-on-the-wind
Andyermum for the homemade film effect,
Bennet for the inspiration

THE LION KING RISES: (Original) Dark Knight Rises Trailer Parody

by moviemaestroten 3,542,395 views

I synced the audio of the new Dark Knight Rises full trailer with the visuals of The Lion King. Share it if you dig it! Christopher Nolan did, he thought it was "pretty epic" in an Entertainment Weekly article- http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20587555_4,00.html

Edited by Brad Hansen (CraveOnline.com), aka MovieMaestroTen.
Footage property of Disney Studios. Audio property of Warner Bros. Pictures. Use under parody.

Lock, Stock meets George and Zippy

by jroswald 206,626 views

Zippy and George off Rainbow are hijacked by Barry the Baptist and two Scousers from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

What If 'Jaws' Was A Disney Movie?

by Italianoboyuk 305,106 views

What If 'Jaws' Was A Disney Movie?

Editing Jaws footage so it looks like a trailer for a Disney movie..

Would Harry still wear a really bad hat? Would Quint still need a bigger boat? Would the dum-dum-dum-dum theme be the same?

Find out in this genuinely really-rather-amusing clip ...

2016

by MultiNinja20 376,637 views

Dumb & Dumber Trailer - Inception Style (By NURV.com)

by nurvtv 2,215,870 views

Video created by Andrew Fischer of http://www.nurv.com/
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Make sure to subscribe to my channel! What if Dumb & Dumber was an adrenaline packed suspenseful thriller? If you enjoy this video, please like it, favorite it, share it, etc!

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Glove, Actually - An Ode to Cinema's Greatest Slaps

by Jeff Smith 131,303 views

Watch Part Two here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6I3_gEaAGE

Full list of films at: http://mobetterblogging.blogspot.com/2011/01/glove-actually-­films-revealed.html

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"You Just Don't Get It, Do You?" - A Montage of Cinema's Worst Writing Cliche

by Jeff Smith 182,816 views

Full list of films at: http://mobetterblogging.blogspot.com/2011/06/you-just-dont-g­et-it-do-you-films.html

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NOTE: Not all the films in the video are rubbish - the point is simply to illustrate just how widely this particular line/cliche has spread across cinema, both good and bad (mostly bad, though). Enjoy!

SUPERCUT: Sonofabitch!

by Zach Prewitt 159,816 views

Check out my blog here:
http://plotpointproductions.tumblr.com/

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The Hobbit: The Musical (Ian McKellen)

by legolambs 96,422 views

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Legolambs is the world's number one source for internet musicals of both classic and modern cinema. Tune in for everything from Conan: The Barbarian to John Carpenter's The Thing to The Help. You won't find the best musicals of the 21st century on Broadway, because they're all right here. Actually, you'll find one of them Off Broadway, because we wrote Silence! The Musical.

Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Silence! The Musical)

Gandalf explains why there must be three Hobbit films in "There Must Be Three" from The Hobbit: The Musical.

Supercut: I can explain!

by Slacktory 55,794 views

Get Clarissa, she can explain this, she can explain it ALL.

Edited by Debbie Saslaw: http://debbiesaslaw.com/

Movies featured:
Bring It On
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)
Working Girl
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Going the Distance
The Hot Chick
The Invisible
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Working Girl (again)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Weekend At Bernie's
A Time to Kill
Underworld: Evolution
When in Rome
Mean Girls
Time Bandits
Cars
Saving Silverman
I Love You, Man
Rush Hour
Dan in Real Life
The Losers
Kangaroo Jack
Monty Python's Life of Brian
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Good Will Hunting
The Departed
Along Came Polly
Antz
Fantastic Four
From Paris with Love
Stir of Echoes
Toy Story
Clue
Be Kind, Rewind
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Chinatown
Night and the Museum
Big Momma's House 2
Monty Python's Meaning of Life
Boys Don't Cry
Mindhunters
Accepted
Mulan
Being John Malkovitch
Blades of Glory
Idiocracy
Thelma and Louise
National Treasure
Notes on a Scandal
Confessions of a Shopaholic
Big Nothing
Old School

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Gollum: Relationship Specialist (A Precious That We Used To Know)

by Ijameswalters 356,990 views

What's a Gotye, precious? Can we eats it?

Shot and edited by Collin Davey and Daniel Leighton

Art by Thelonious Elliott



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