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3:43
INVISIBLE DOG PRANK
by RhettandLink 722,011 views
We convinced people they're being attacked by a very angry dog--but it's only in their headphones. Featuring the talents of grumpy cat Purrfect (thanks Cee Lo!). Enjoy! And THANKS for sharing! -R&L
Thanks to DTS for partnering with us on this audio prank!
Check out their amazing 3D-like surround sound Headphone:X technology:
http://www.dts.com/professionals/sound-technologies/headphonex.aspx
Credits:
Created & Directed by: Rhett & Link
Producer: Stevie Levine
DP/Editor: Matthew Silverman
Camera Operator: Jason Inman
Audio: Rich Gavin
Production Coordinator: Kendall Hawley
PA: Hezekiah Bennetts
Audio Track: DTS
Animals Provided by: Benay's
Trainers: Kelsey and Kimberly
Dog: Bullet (yep he was in Django Unchained)
Cat: Purrfect (yep, he was CeeLo's cat on The Voice)
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2:07
KISSING YOUR FACE: What Women REALLY Think
by RhettandLink 849,017 views
You have a beard, and women have an opinion about it. Ladies, which do you prefer to kiss? Big beard, scruff, or clean? Let us know your opinion with #KissandTell.
CREDITS:
Written, Directed, Edited by Rhett & Link
Producer: Christian Nurse
Camera: Chris Crutchfield
Production Assistants: Joe Bassa, Hunter LeMoine, Jason Inman
Voice Over: Grace Helbig
Hipsters: Joe Bassa and Hunter LeMoine
Doctor: Jason Inman
Priest: Chris Crutchfield
Manny: Nick Walton
Kids: Levi Kitchens, Maive Kitchens, Locke McLaughlin, Shepherd McLaughlin, Lily Neal, Lincoln Neal, and Lando Neal
Dogs: Gus and Waldo Walton
Thanks to Gillette for making this video possible - #KissandTell
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1:30
How To Kill a Mustache
by RhettandLink 5,786,043 views
Offing a mustache is more complicated than you thought. Get the "Viva La Mustache" T-shirt: http://dftba.com/viva
Find it on Reddit - http://bit.ly/Redditmustache
Thanks so much for sharing this video. It makes a difference. - Rhett & Link
Written, Directed, Shot, and Edited by Rhett & Link
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Mustached Man: Link
Narrator: Rhett
Mustached Man's Woman: Christy Neal
Pyrotechnics: Jason Inman
Music from http://RoyaltyFreeMusicLibrary.com
The Mustache Manifesto:
So, you've decided to shave your mustache.
It's not as straightforward as you might think.
First off, reconsider. Remember that the mouth brow remains the clearest expression of masculinity a man can have above his waist.
So, give it 24 hours. Do a few things that only a mustached man can do, like investigate a crime, or paint a mustache painting.
Next, let your woman touch your lip rug one last time. Assuming she doesn't like it, make her touch it. Remind her what she'll be missing.
Spend some alone time with your Flavor Savor. Pet him. Tell him a secret.
If, at this point, you're still determined to annihilate your soup strainer, so be it.
Some guys go straight for the razor. That's horseskat. This is a new experience for your face caterpillar, so you've got to be...gentle.
Start with scissors, and slowly cut away a few hairs here and there, speaking reassuringly to your lip blanket.
Once your Cookie Duster understands and accepts what's happening, get it done.
Resist the temptation to indulge in temporary mustache shenanigans.
Now is the time to officially say goodbye to your booger broom. It's normal to cry at this point.
Gather the shorn hairs together, and make a llammastache.
Finally, give your dearly departed dirt squirrel a traditional Viking funeral. Send him to the Nordic Gods of facial hair upon a flaming raft.
As regret inevitably sets in, don't lose heart. Your grief is already nourishing the roots of your next nose neighbor. The cycle of mustache continues.
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2:55
The Job Reference
by RhettandLink 568,925 views
Link puts Rhett down as a reference on his job application. Mistake?
Comment Question: Favorite Line?
See you next Monday with another new video! Subscribe! - R&L
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3:59
Men Who Can't Pee: A Failed Commercial
by RhettandLink 856,413 views
Rusty Barefoot, Sr. and Larnold Jernigan, Sr. made a valiant attempt at starring in the Spanner commercial. While it was truly an epic fail, we think it made a great web video.
http://www.thespanner.com
Thanks to Lance Hendrix for lending his voice as the director.
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1:40
Famous Last Words
by RhettandLink 1,075,496 views
Never say these 29 things.
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2:22
Text vs. Frisbee
by RhettandLink 573,457 views
This is what happens when you FREXT! Comment question: what was Gregg texting Link?
EXCLUSIVE FREXTING Behind-the-scenes:
http://rhettandlink.com/say-no-to-frexting/
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Credits:
Written, Co-directed by: Rhett and Link
Co-directed, shot, edited by: Chris Crutchfield
http://twitter.com/chriscrutch
Guest Cameo by Chris Crutchfield
Production Assistant: Rafael
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2:54
Out of Sink
by RhettandLink 464,007 views
These sinks have a mind of their own. Comment question: What would YOU have done (to Rhett or the sinks)?
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http://rhettandlink.com/blog/out-of-sink/
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Credits:
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Production Assistant: Rafael
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3:55
SuperHero and Sidekick! "Duo" (Episode 1)
by RhettandLink 390,679 views
Credits:
Created, Written, Directed by: Rhett and Link
Camera, Editing, Effects by: Barrett Phillips
Production Assistants: Derrick Green, Karl Cross
Thanks to SmallHD for sponsoring! We used their awesome monitor when filming this.
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2:16
Superhero & Sidekick: Dating Your...
by RhettandLink 319,632 views
Superhero drops a bombshell on Sidekick!
EXCLUSIVE Behind-the-scenes VIDEO:
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Superhero and Sidekick Episode 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RTR31bqNuE
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Production Assistant: Derrick Green
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2:51
ORB of DEATH
by RhettandLink 405,686 views
"When I woke up this morning, I had the ability to -----?--------" Comment!
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3:16
AMAZING NEW YOGA POSES!
by RhettandLink 567,395 views
LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS! What should the last two poses be called?
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4:15
Santa & Elf FAIL (Men Who Can't Pee 2)
by RhettandLink 354,862 views
Thanks to Rusty and Larnold for trying again! See the original video and learn more about The Spanner (a REAL product) at http://www.thespanner.com
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Thanks again to Lance Hendrix for playing the director.
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3:54
Redneck Camping Guide
by RhettandLink 787,292 views
Thanks to Rusty and Larnold for filling in for us. Get all your essential camping items and a whole lot more at Kotulas.com.
And visit http://www.kotulas.com/guide-to-the-good-life.htm to enter and win one of 20 BBQ sets.
Here are links to the items featured in the video:
Off Road Commode: http://tinyurl.com/the-off-road-commode
Folding Solar Panel: http://tinyurl.com/folding-solar-panel
Pivoting Grill: http://tinyurl.com/bob-a-que
Diamond Plate Cooler: http://tinyurl.com/ice-chest-cooler
Gas Powered Blender: http://tinyurl.com/party-blender
Amplified Bull Horn: http://tinyurl.com/sound-amplifier
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4:10
Father's Day Gift Advice
by RhettandLink 244,727 views
In this episode of Guide to the Good Life, Rusty and Larnold help you connect with your "Diddy" through Father's Day.
Thanks to the guys over at Kotulas for providing us with all the props. Do your Father's Day shopping at http://kotulas.com and enjoy free shipping on everything.
Written, shot, and edited by Rhett&Link: http://rhettandlink.com
Thanks to MikeQuad for lending a hand in the on-location production of this video: http://www.youtube.com/mikequad
Here are the direct links to all the products featured:
Talking Picture: http://tinyurl.com/digital-voice-photo-frame
1/4 Mile Hand Crank Siren: http://tinyurl.com/hand-crank-siren
Robotic Vacuum: http://tinyurl.com/robotic-vacuum-cleaner
Garden Defense Robotic Owl: http://tinyurl.com/garden-defense-owl
Flair Hair Visors: http://tinyurl.com/flair-hair-hats
Big Bobber Cooler: http://tinyurl.com/bobber-cooler
Solar Powered Fan Hat: http://tinyurl.com/solar-hat-with-fan
Butt Face Towel: http://tinyurl.com/butt-face-towel
Motion Detecting Bird Watch Camera: http://tinyurl.com/bird-watch-camera Distributed by Tubemogul. -
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1:18
Senator's Secret Robot (Lillingtonians Ep. 1)
by RhettandLink 49,418 views
What does it take to make an internet video? A senator, a robot, and a video camera. That's all.
RhettandLink enlist the help of citizens from the little town where they work to make internetainment. Presenting Part 1 of 3: the Lillingtonians. -
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1:24
Showdown at the Bait-n-Tackle Shop (Lillingtonians Ep. 2)
by RhettandLink 35,243 views
With absolutely no notice, Bait-N-Tackle shop "Pop" was willing to act in our latest video.
RhettandLink enlist the help of citizens from the little town where they work to make internetainment. Presenting Part 2 of 3: the Lillingtonians. -
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1:21
Would YOU Get in a Casket? (Lillingtonians Ep.3)
by RhettandLink 57,417 views
This video features Kay, the mom of our first girlfriend. (Yes, we shared the same first girlfriend.) We interviewed Kay on our Internet Show. Watch that episode here:
http://tinyurl.com/32rs8v
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2:27
Seaborne&Roach Ep1: Picking a Code Name
by RhettandLink 113,812 views
Seaborne & Roach Episode 1.
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Two hack P.I.'s pass the time while on pathetically trivial stake outs.
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3:02
Seaborne&Roach Ep2: Missing Dog
by RhettandLink 57,378 views
Seaborne & Roach Episode 2.
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Two hack P.I.'s pass the time while on pathetically trivial stake outs.
For the Video Sunglasses and other spy products, visit:
http://www.spyassociates.com
NOTE: Some people have commented that the theme music is the same as youtuber sxephil. The music is part of the royalty-free library that comes free with every new Mac. So, no, we didn't steal it, we just have the same taste. -
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2:54
Seaborne&Roach Ep3: The Mustache
by RhettandLink 58,570 views
Seaborne & Roach Episode 3.
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Two hack P.I.'s pass the time while on pathetically trivial stake outs.
For the CD case safe and other spy products, visit:
http://www.spyassociates.com
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2:54
Seaborne&Roach Ep4: Theme Song
by RhettandLink 50,953 views
Seaborne & Roach Episode 4.
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Two hack P.I.'s pass the time while on pathetically trivial stake outs.
For the Teddy Cam and other spy products, visit:
http://www.spyassociates.com
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3:02
Seaborne&Roach Ep5: Taxes on Chicken?
by RhettandLink 81,137 views
Two hack P.I.'s pass the time while on pathetically trivial stake outs.
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3:05
Seaborne&Roach Ep6: I Peed in Your Locker
by RhettandLink 160,541 views
Two hack P.I.'s pass the time while on pathetically trivial stake outs.
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2:52
Burgaz Megatator Commercial
by RhettandLink 134,000 views
So bigger burgers are all the rage these days. But there's a niche in the fast food market that no one has exploited...until now! New at Burgaz: The Megatater.
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2:15
Ear Troll (w/ Tobuscus)
by RhettandLink 138,593 views
That noise inside your ear can be more than you think it is.
A segment from The Mythical Show! http://bit.ly/MythShow1 Join us EVERY THURSDAY starting at 5pm EST. Subscribe so you don't miss an episode! ****
Featuring Toby Turner:
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CREDITS
Starring: Toby Turner, Rhett and Link
Written & Directed by: Rhett & Link
Co-written by Rhett & Link and Casey Donahue (http://thecaseydonahue.com/)
Shot by: Ben Eck
Produced by: Stevie Wynne Levine
Editing: David Geis, Ben Eck
Sound: Jason Inman
Production Coordinator: Kendall Hawley
Production Intern: Hezekiah Bennetts
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2:41
Most Complicated Board Game Ever
by RhettandLink 425,143 views
Learning to play a new game has never been so painful.
A segment from The Mythical Show! http://bit.ly/MythShow3 Join us EVERY THURSDAY starting at 5pm EST. Subscribe so you don't miss an episode! ****
Featuring:
Kat Von D
http://www.youtube.com/thekatvond
Dodger
http://www.youtube.com/presshearttocontinue
Steve Greene
http://www.youtube.com/stevegreenecomedy
Written & Directed by: Rhett & Link
Co-Written by Casey Donahue
http://thecaseydonahue.com/
Produced by: Stevie Wynne Levine
Shot and Edited by: Benjamin Eck
Production Coordinator: Kendall Hawley
Audio: Jason Inman
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3:40
Star Trek: The Middle School Musical
by RhettandLink 263,434 views
Star Trek Into Darkness? No. Star Trek into middle school!
A segment from The Mythical Show! http://bit.ly/Show4 Join us EVERY THURSDAY starting at 5pm EST. Subscribe so you don't miss an episode! ****
Written & Directed by: Rhett & Link
Co-written by Rachel Bloom
http://www.youtube.com/RachelDoesStuff
Music Production: Mark Byers
http://www.markaholic.com/
Starring:
Logan Prince as Captain Kirk
Logan Gould as Scotty and Gorn
Panu Yang as Spock
Zaria Zakiya as Uhura
Kameron Kotraba as Red Shirt Security Guard
Delaney Joy as Starship and Poison Flower
Produced by: Stevie Wynne Levine
DP and Editor: Benjamin Eck
Cameras: Benjamin Eck, Jason Inman
Production Coordinator: Kendall Hawley
Production Design: Rachel Gold, Nik "Tails" Taylor
Costuming: Kendall Hawley
Story Consultant: Jason Inman
Audio: Rich Gavin
Hair & Makeup: Lindi Taylor
PAs: Chris Frederick, Lauren Fritz, Aaron Freeder
Stagehands: Lilly and Lincoln Neal, Locke McLaughlin
Special Thanks to NODE Studios and CDS
http://www.youtube.com/Node
LYRICS
WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE! WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE!
THROUGH SPACE!
THROUGH TIME!
WE'RE A MULTI-ETHNIC CREW.
SOLVING PROBLEMS HARDER THAN THE KOBAYASHI MARU!
OUR LAST BIG MOMENT BEFORE
J.J. ABRAMS MOVES ON TO "STAR WARS"
WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE!
LOGIC... HAS A RHYTHM
THE RHYTHM OF LOGIC MAKES SENSE.
1 AND THEN 2, 2 AND THEN 3, 3 AND THEN 4, THEN
5, 6, 7, 8!
RED ALERT!
LOOKS LIKE THE KLINGONS ARE ATTACKIN'
WARP SPEED!
I'M GIVING HER ALL SHE'S GOT, CAP'N!
WHY IS THE POWER STARTING TO DWINDLE?
I'M NOT SURE...BUT I'VE BEEN CHARGING MY KINDLE.
RED ALERT! WHOAAAAA AHHHHHHH!
RED ALERT! WHOAAAA AHHHH!
WAIT, WE FOUND A PLANET WITH SUPPLIES.
WELL BEAM US DOWN!
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!
HERE WE ARE!
I AM THE RED SHIRT SECURITY GUARD
AND I WILL NEVER DIE! YES I WILL NEVER-
POISON FLOWER!
AGHHH!
ROAR!
IT'S YOU.
IT'S ME
GORN
WILL OUR FIGHTING EVER END?
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?
I'M TORN.
YES ON THE OUTSIDE I KNOW THAT I'M RUDE
BUT DEEP DOWN I THINK YOU'RE A PRETTY COOL DUDE.
EVEN THOUGH WE THROW PUNCHES THERE'S INNER DEVOTION
I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU SO I FIGHT IN SLOW MOTION...
ALL OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!
HOW CONVENIENT!
ALL OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!
CASE CLOSED!
DON'T QUESTION THE SPECIFICS
THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING IS ALL OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!
HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH FUN SINCE THE WRATH OF KHAN
LET'S HEAD BACK- I GOTTA DROP A CAPTAIN'S LOG!
ALL OUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED.
ALL ALL OUR PROBLEMS ARE--
BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!
SOLVED!
