by hankgames 92,968 views
In which John plays as Swindon Town, and discusses the economy.
by hankgames 52,143 views
In which John plays FIFA '11 and tells the story of the great and terrible dachshund Red Green.
by hankgames 47,344 views
In which John plays FIFA while recalling Pants, the cat whom he lost in a long-ago custody battle. Swindon Town continue their improbable march through League One toward the Championship; thanks for watching, and please tell me what you want to hear about in the next video. DFTBA.
by hankgames 79,941 views
In which John relates the history of his addiction to nicotine while guiding Swindon Town through a season of FIFA '11.
by hankgames 218,467 views
In which John continues Swindon Town's triumphant march to the Premier League while telling the story of his first date with his now wife, the Yeti.
by hankgames 97,447 views
In which John talks about his engagement to the Yeti, and continues Swindon Town's march to the Premier League.
by hankgames 49,322 views
In which John talks about the realities of being dumped. He also continues his quest to take Swindon Town to the Premier League.
by hankgames 45,549 views
In which John tells the story of following an ex-girlfriend, code named Dave Mustaine, to Alaska, while continuing Swindon Town's march to the Premier League.
by hankgames 70,829 views
In which John plays Swindon Town against Wallsall, and tells the story of first meeting the Yeti in high school.
by hankgames 37,755 views
In which John tells the life story of Bald John Green, while ably meeting Barnsley on the pitch.
Hitler reacts to Swindon's relegation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x9fKkdUeCQ
by hankgames 53,871 views
In which John and the Swoodilypoopers take on arch-rivals Wigan Athletic while telling tales of his childhood with Hank.
Bald John Green injury update: The news is worse than I can even tell you. Stay tuned to the Swindon Town Gazette for updates: http://stowngazette.tumblr.com/
by hankgames 39,158 views
In which John reveals more about Bald John Green's injury, and reveals the true nature of the John Greens' relationship. Also included is a story about Henry.
by hankgames 29,111 views
In which John steps up to professional level in FIFA and takes on Notts County. John gets distracted by the upgraded skill level of his opponents, and partially tells stories of meeting famous people.
by hankgames 30,136 views
In which John talks about Famous People he's met, and guides the Swoodilypoopers against Coventry City.
Swoodilypoopers Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Swindon-Town-Swoodilypoopers/2
by hankgames 25,470 views
In which John coaches the Swoodilypoopers against Watford, while telling the life story of Voluptuous Pericard.
by hankgames 47,442 views
In which John tells stories about his son, Henry. This video also features more of the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers, including the return of a sorely missed striker. One clue: he has a moustache.
by hankgames 57,531 views
In which miracles abound. John discusses the miracle of Henry's birth, and the Miracle of Swindon Town continues on the pitch.
by hankgames 33,388 views
In which John tells about the beginnings of his writing career. Also, the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers face the Queens Park Rangers on a snowy pitch.
by hankgames 31,358 views
In which John tells about his time as a student chaplain in a Chicago hospital. The Swoodilypoopers continue their inexorable rise to the Premier League as well.
by hankgames 25,567 views
In which John talks about writing movie scripts. Also, the Swoodilypoopers battle it out on the pitch with Swansea City.
by hankgames 29,955 views
In which John tells of his college summer job on the overnight shift at Steak n Shake. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play football against Barnsley.
by hankgames 33,096 views
In which John tells the horrible, gruesome story of his co-worker at Steak n Shake who would later go on to kill a guy. To keep it light, the Swoodilypoopers battle Coventry City on the pitch, and John's office mate interrupts to ask for AA batteries.
by hankgames 26,341 views
In which John pitches a new zombie apocalypse story, while helming the Swoodilypoopers on a bright, sunny pitch.
by hankgames 27,650 views
In which John discusses his several areas of expertise, including conjoined twins, the middle east, and little people. Also, the Swoodilypoopers face Crystal Palace.
by hankgames 31,244 views
In which John lists his five favorite movies, which is sure to be both controversial and entertaining. All this while he controls the action on the pitch as Swindon Town takes on Norwich City.
by hankgames 23,853 views
In which John talks about his favorite teachers from his school days. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play the Derby County lot.
by hankgames 37,922 views
In which John discusses the ups and downs of his childhood, and the Swoodilypoopers play some football.
by hankgames 24,136 views
DFTBA Gift Certificates! - http://dftba.com/s/7/Gift-Certificates.html
The shirts are not ready yet! Sorry about the premature announcement. We'll have news in a week.
In which John reveals his thoughts on the month or so known to Christian Americans as "The Holidays." Also, the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers face QPR.
by hankgames 37,357 views
In which John advises the ladies on how to effectively but humanely break up with a boyfriend (many of these techniques work for dumping girlfriends). Also, the Swoodilypoopers return to professional level and face Swansea City.
by hankgames 23,696 views
In which John delivers some tough talk the future of the Swoodilypoopers roster, if and when Swindon Town is promoted to the Premier League. The Swoodilypoopers face Hull City in the third to last game of the season.
by hankgames 18,374 views
In which the more famous Swoodilypoopers are rested in anticipation of more important matches to come, and the B Squad is sent in. The likes of Bodin Bodin, Sir Caddis and Voluptuous Pericard face Scunthorpe United in the next to last game of the regular season.
by hankgames 22,701 views
Swoodilypooper T-Shirts! http://dft.ba/swindon
In which the Swoodilypoopers play the last game of the regular season against Leeds United. Also, Swoodilypooper T-Shirts are now really available for pre-order!
by hankgames 25,682 views
In which John describes the rules by which he and Hank try to conduct business. Also, the Swoodilypoopers plat Stoke City.
by hankgames 35,798 views
In which John plumbs Google users' anxieties about the future in alphabetical order, via the magic of Google's autofill feature. Also, football is played.
by hankgames 30,205 views
In which John completes the alphabet in the Google autofill game. Also, the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers continue to play football.
by hankgames 23,051 views
In which John outlines his philosophy about having his books made into movies. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play football against Birmingham City. In a supernatural twist, John seems to have developed psychic abilities, and is able to predict the Swoodilypoopers actions by about 4 frames.
by hankgames 27,529 views
In which John tells viewers about the early history of Islam. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play football in the Euro league against Sevilla.
by hankgames 33,248 views
In which John describes how he became a writer. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play some football in the snow.
by hankgames 16,985 views
In which John tells the back stories of relatively new Swoodilypoopers, Ginger Rampage and Merrick Maric. Also, football is played.
by hankgames 21,416 views
In which John talks about Democracy, and whether or not it is the ideal form of human governance. Also, Swindon plays in Europe.
by hankgames 21,394 views
In which John announces the recent sale of the movie rights to his new novel, The Fault in Our Stars. John then explains why he recently sold the movie rights to his new novel, The Fault in Our Stars. As if that weren't enough, the Swoodilypoopers play Barnsley.
by hankgames 35,229 views
In which John answers queries that are foremost in the mind of Google searchers looking for meaning. He makes it as far as the J's while ably coaching the Swoodilypoopers against Middlesbrough. Look for the rest of the alphabet tomorrow!
CGP Grey's excellent videos: http://www.youtube.com/cgpgrey
by hankgames 23,279 views
In which John continues to answer the Google autofill question "What's the point of..." Hijinks ensue as John attempts to assign meaning to the musings of Google searchers. At the same time, John manages to confront Sevilla at the County Ground.
by hankgames 18,272 views
In which John tells the story of LEROOOY Williamson, who is known to score occasionally. Also, the Swoodilypoopers face hated Manchester United for the first time since their heartbreaking FA Cup loss in episode #16.
by hankgames 27,941 views
In which John once again goes to the Google Autofill well, and answers questions beginning with a search for "did the..." Also, the Swoodilypoopers continue Euro League play.
by hankgames 26,165 views
In which John answers questions beginning with "Did The"posed by Google Autofill. This is the second installment, in which John answers questions beginning with the letters N-Z. Also, the Swoodilypoopers face Liverpool.
by hankgames 17,223 views
In which John talks about the racism, hateful chanting, and other bad behavior by both players and fans that detracts from football. Also, the Swoodilypoopers face Everton.
by hankgames 18,466 views
In which John lays out the reasons that he should be named as the new coach of the England National Football team. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play in Euro League play.
by hankgames 27,534 views
In which John is joined by his friend and office-mate, Chris. The two of them talk about which movies are nominated for Academy Awards, and try to predict the winners. Also, there is football.
by hankgames 22,405 views
In which John discusses the Ugandan militant group, the Lord's Resistance Army. Also, Swindon plays football.
by hankgames 27,759 views
In which John discusses the sense of tragic loss you feel when the things you love that seem to be yours alone like Neutral Milk Hotel, The Mountain Goats, and The King of Kong are co-opted and seemingly sullied by mainstream culture. Also, the Swoodilypoopers face Stoke City.
by hankgames 26,689 views
In which John talks about the differences between his persona as a public person, and who he is in private life. He addresses the debacle of the recent co-hosting incident on the Miracle of Swindon Town. Also, the Swoodilypoopers face Blackpool in FA Cup competition!
by hankgames 19,553 views
In which John investigates the old adage that creativity and mental illness are linked. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play Sunderland.
by hankgames 19,036 views
In which John talks about the close bond between silent mid-fielder Merrick Maric and superheated goalkeeper Bunsen Berna. As the story of their unlikely friendship unfolds, the Swoodilypoopers play football against Peterborough.
by hankgames 26,346 views
In which John discusses a few of the YouTube content creators that he enjoys watching. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play football.
Race to Division 1 - http://www.youtube.com/user/KSIOlajidebt
by hankgames 17,410 views
In which John recounts his various run-ins with athleticism, from tee ball to staying in shape as an adult. He also recounts his junior soccer league experience, and his brief time as a student of martial arts. In addition, the Swoodilypoopers play in the Euro League.
by hankgames 18,228 views
In which John talks about the early days of YouTube, and some of the early content creators that influenced his own videoblogging. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play Tottenham.
by hankgames 20,819 views
In which John talks about some of the nice things that have happened to his new book, The Fault in Our Stars, including an update on the movie rights, foreign editions, and an announcement regarding the long awaited signed bookplates. Also, football is played.
by hankgames 20,571 views
In which John talks about the recent attention he has been paying to his health, and gives a few opinions on why maintaining a somewhat healthy lifestyle is important for psychological well-being as well as physical well-being. Also, football is played.
by hankgames 21,807 views
In which John talks about his favorite video games of all time. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play the second half of a home and away against Zenit.
by hankgames 20,713 views
In which John explores the idea of only having arguments that matter, rather than expending time and energy in fruitless argument for the sake of argument. Also, football is played.
by hankgames 19,456 views
In which John discusses why fiction is important to human beings, and how made up characters can matter in the world. Also, the Swoodilypoopers face Villarreal at home.
by hankgames 28,459 views
In which John talks about how to be a poor college student or recent graduate without living a miserable life. Live with roommates, seek out free activities and stay away from crippling, high-interest debt in order to live your best life today!
by hankgames 26,974 views
In which John shares his thoughts on fan fiction. From Looking to Alaska and TFIOS to Bald John Green/Other John Green slash fiction, fans have created stories around John's character, and generally he likes it. He offers no opinion on JD Salinger's Terminator fan fiction: http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-terminator-movie-brings
by hankgames 20,793 views
In which John talks about the technology that existed when he was in high school. Be forewarned, some of it is hilariously antiquated. He also gives an anxiety-ridden assessment of the Swoodilypoopers' season thus far.
by hankgames 42,457 views
In which John talks about his experiences with romance prior to meeting his wife. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play football.
by hankgames 23,026 views
In which John discusses whether YA fiction promoted unrealistic ideas about romantic love. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play in the Euro league against Fenerbahce.
by hankgames 15,441 views
In which John describes how he came to be friends with Nerfighteria's resident mathematician and Illinois State Legislator Daniel Biss. Also, the Swoodilypoopers take on Fenerbahce SK in the second half of a Euro League home and away.
by hankgames 16,646 views
In which John talks about Ze Frank's new show. You should watch it after you watch this game. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play football.
by hankgames 14,333 views
In which John talks about the football team Manchester City, touching on both their real team and the team that John will face in the FA Cup final next week. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play Aston Villa. Swindon field a team that include Fat Lucas and Ricardo "Bunsen" Berna in the field, and One Size Fitz Hall in the goal. Hilarity is sure to ensue. That, or crushing disappointment. The only way to know is to watch.
by hankgames 17,140 views
In which John tells you about the John Green School, which is about to be constructed in partnership with the Uncultured Project. It is a elementary school in Bangladesh that will be named after our own Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers manager, John Green. Also, football is played.
by hankgames 20,487 views
In which it rains in England, the Swoodilypoopers face Manchester City, and John tries to answer the question, "what is the point of being alive." John takes his lack of formal philosophical background and combines it with his skills at FIFA 11, and comes up with what may or may not be a viable definition of the meaning of life.
For more on the meaning of life, see Crash Course World History #3: http://youtu.be/n7ndRwqJYDM
by hankgames 16,492 views
In which John tells the tale of how he came to be a real life Liverpool supporter, while the Swoodilypoopers face the pixel-based Liverpool. Also John talks about how he came to love Swindon town, both the Swoodilypoopers and the Robins.
by hankgames 18,270 views
In which John talks about recent strife among the Swoodilypoopers. Tensions run high in the Swindon Town locker room as the Swoodilypoopers continue to struggle in the Premier League. On the pitch, the Swoodilypoopers play in the Euro league vs Besiktas JK.
by hankgames 20,768 views
In which John faces Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. He also talks about the fiction he wrote in high school and college, and what he learned from it.
by hankgames 24,295 views
In which John Green travels back in time to bring you the video that comes between 115 and 117, completing the trilogy about his life as a writer. He bursts your staid conventions of linear narrative by uploading episodes out of order, and immerses the viewer in a disjointed, timeless universe where post-graduation stories precede the actual college years. Or we just made a mistake with the upload settings. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play football.
by hankgames 17,425 views
In which John discusses his writing life in the wake of college graduation. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play football.
by hankgames 24,877 views
In which John relents to overwhelming audience demand for information about Henry and Willie. In short, they're doing well. Football is played against the Blackburn Rovers.
by hankgames 20,410 views
In which John examines whether or not he is a role model for fans, and what his responsibilities are in that regard. Also, football is played.
by hankgames 34,264 views
In which John advises viewers on strategies for getting a date. In the course of this, he talks about how he asked out the Yeti for the first time, and why he was dumped after two dates. (spoiler alert: they got back together) Also, the Swoodilypoopers play football.
by hankgames 22,783 views
In which John advises viewers on how to remain friends after a breakup. While this is difficult to do, it is possible.
by hankgames 32,097 views
In which John lists the girls he has dated, describes the relationships, and talks about how and why they broke up. The banter is surprisingly light for such unhappy subject matter.
by hankgames 14,438 views
In which John talks with Penguin publicist Elyse Marshall, who is responsible for a lot of the nice press coverage that TFIOS received this year. Elyse also happens to know a fair lot about english football, and she impresses in discussions about football and the publishing industry.
by hankgames 14,846 views
In which John talks about what life is like during the first year after graduating from college. For many, this can be a difficult time, what with the generally awful nature of first jobs, and even more awful nature of unemployment, which is not to mention the relative poverty that often faces the fresh-out. It all boils down to this: it is probably going to be pretty sucky.
by hankgames 28,807 views
In which John plays in the Europa league. He also talks about the original ending of his most recent novel, The Fault in Our Stars. Spoiler alert: it involves the infamous Trolley Problem, and one of the characters tied to a railroad track.
by hankgames 21,083 views
In which John talks about homophobia and discrimination among the ranks of professional footballers. Also, the Swindon lot face their hated rivals, Manchester United. Well, hated is a strong word, given the tolerant message of this episode. Perhaps we'll call ManU their strongly disliked rivals.
by hankgames 12,967 views
In which John reveals his predictions for the real-life 2012 Euro League tournament. He follows a complex handicapping formula based on whether the country has published translations of his novels, various other personal biases, and to some small degree, the quality of the teams in question. Also, the Swoodilypoopers happen to play a Euro League match.
by hankgames 13,904 views
In which John completes the task of rating the finalists in the Euro 2012 football tournament based on how many of his books have been published in the teams' home countries.
by hankgames 39,506 views
In which John's son, Henry, appears as very special guest co-host. Henry offers opinions on Euro 2012, who is his favorite parent, the best football team, favorite colors, and John's FIFA skills. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play football.
by hankgames 19,817 views
In which John talks about the worst that can happen with Europe's economy, and what that worst-case scenario would mean in terms of the world economy. John explores what could happen if Greece leaves the Euro Zone, brings their Drachmas out of storage, and causes a run on banks. In happier news, the Swoodilypoopers play football against Sunderland. To provide you with some good news in this video info, know that Swindon Town scores at least one goal in this game.
by hankgames 26,799 views
In which John addresses the concepts of beauty, ugliness, and the innate beauty of human awareness. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play football.
by hankgames 15,760 views
In which goal keeper Ricardo "Bunsen" Berna is stricken with a case of love at first sight. Berna instantly falls in love with a Swindon supporter with whom he locks eyes in the middle of a match. This leads John to ruminate on the idea of love at first sight, and reflect on what this means for the team.
by hankgames 25,205 views
In which John answers your questions! Also, the Swoodilypoopers face Tottenham Hotspur.
by hankgames 21,849 views
In which John gives his advice on where you should go to college. It turns out, it depends on what you bring to the table. Know your goals going in and work hard, and even a lowly state school education can set you up for a pretty sweet life.
by hankgames 16,967 views
In which John explains why the publishing industry is still a going concern, and why it should continue into the future. He covers things like the editor-author relationship and the very skilled people who are vetting the books that get published. It turns out, an author isn't the only one responsible for his or her book.
by hankgames 16,746 views
In which John continues his discussion of why the book publishing is important, and results in better books.
by hankgames 22,300 views
In which John tells the story of how Bald & Other John came to be Swoodilypoopers, and how they fell in love. In the wake of Other John Green's devastating injury, a story of love and hope emerges. This story is based on fan fiction, which you can find here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7845291/1
by hankgames 27,483 views
In which John answers your burning Google autofill questions that start with the phrase "Can I?" Hilarity ensues as John answers the questions posed by searchers of the internet.
by hankgames 21,520 views
In which John continues through the alphabet answering questions from Google autofill. Even more hilarity ensues as he cover K through Z.
by hankgames 15,356 views
In the wake of VidCon, John talks about conventions and conferences. He talks about what kinds of conventions he likes to attend, and what kind he doesn't like. Spoiler alert: John likes VidCon.
by hankgames 19,733 views
In which John talks about the competing ideas for how to fix the American economy, as presented by the two leading candidates for the presidency, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney.
by hankgames 26,590 views
In which John advises the viewers on how to complete difficult tasks, such as sending mail. Also, the Swoodilypoopers play in the FA Cup tournament.