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Rejected Pitches: Jurassic Park
by AboveAverageNetwork 79,621 views
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Rejected Pitches: Jurassic Park
Steven Spielberg brings in another stinker. This one's about dinosaurs, yet no one even rides a dinosaur.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
New Episodes Every Wednesday
Episode Credits:
Starring Kelly Hudson, Dan Klein, Ben Ramaeka
Scott Rogowsky as Steven Spielberg
Written and Created by Dan Klein
Produced by Celeste Ballard
Directed by Greg Stees
Edited by Kelly Hudson
Sound by Andrew Yip
Makeup by Hanna El-Assad
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3:19
Rejected Pitches : The Birds
by AboveAverageNetwork 16,771 views
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Rejected Pitches: The Birds
People being scared by a bunch of birds apparently is not Alfred Hitchcock's idea of a joke.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
New Episodes Every Wednesday
Episode Credits:
Starring Kelly Hudson, Dan Klein, Ben Ramaeka
Featuring Neil Casey as Alfred Hitchcock
Written and Created by Dan Klein
Produced by Celeste Ballard
Directed by Greg Stees
Edited by Kelly Hudson
Sound by Andrew Yip
Makeup by Hanna El-Assad
PA Dani Rait -
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3:34
Rejected Pitches: Being John Malkovich
by AboveAverageNetwork 23,390 views
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Rejected Pitches: Being John Malkovich
Well, this is just insanity scribbled on a piece of paper.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
New Episodes Every Wednesday
Episode Credits:
Starring Kelly Hudson, Dan Klein, Ben Ramaeka
Featuring Matt Klinman as Charlie Kaufman
Written and Created by Dan Klein
Produced by Celeste Ballard
Directed by Greg Stees
Edited by Kelly Hudson
Sound by Andrew Yip
Makeup by Hanna El-Assad
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3:31
Rejected Pitches: Edward Scissorhands
by AboveAverageNetwork 30,011 views
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Rejected Pitches: Edward Scissorhands
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Rejected Pitches: Edward Scissorhands
Sorry, Tim Burton, but there's no sex appeal in a gray-skinned, leather daddy day laborer.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
New Episodes Every Wednesday
Episode Credits:
Starring Kelly Hudson, Dan Klein, Ben Ramaeka
Featuring John Milhiser as Tim Burton
Written and Created by Dan Klein
Produced by Celeste Ballard
Directed by Greg Stees
Edited by Kelly Hudson
Sound by Andrew Yip
Makeup by Hanna El-Assad
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3:04
Rejected Pitches: The Sixth Sense
by AboveAverageNetwork 35,432 views
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Rejected Pitches: The Sixth Sense
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Rejected Pitches: The Sixth Sense
Who would want to watch a movie about a lazy ghost that doesn't even know he's dead?
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
New Episodes Every Wednesday
Episode Credits:
Starring Kelly Hudson, Dan Klein, Ben Ramaeka
Featuring Ray Munoz as M. Night Shyamalan
Written and Created by Dan Klein
Produced by Celeste Ballard
Directed by Greg Stees
Edited by Kelly Hudson
Sound by Andrew Yip
Makeup by Hanna El-Assad
PA Dani Rait -
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3:30
Rejected Pitches: Home Alone
by AboveAverageNetwork 46,292 views
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Rejected Pitches: Home Alone
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Rejected Pitches: Home Alone
Separating a family and torturing criminals isn't exactly family Christmas movie material.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
New Episodes Every Wednesday
Episode Credits:
Starring Kelly Hudson, Dan Klein, Ben Ramaeka
Featuring Michael Delaney as John Hughes
Written and Created by Dan Klein
Produced by Celeste Ballard
Directed by Greg Stees
Edited by Kelly Hudson
Sound by Andrew Yip
Makeup by Hanna El-Assad
PA Dani Rait -
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3:49
Rejected Pitches: Pulp Fiction
by AboveAverageNetwork 247,188 views
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Rejected Pitches: Pulp Fiction
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Rejected Pitches: Pulp Fiction
If men are going to talk about hamburgers, they should be going to a cookout, not going to kill someone.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
New Episodes Every Wednesday
Episode Credits:
WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY Dan Klein
DIRECTED BY Greg Stees
EDITED BY Kelly Hudson
STARRING Dan Klein, Kelly Hudson, and Ben Rameaka
AND FEATURING Nate Dern as Quentin Tarantino
CREW: Marty Cramer, Aldous Davidson, Juan Nicolon, Nicole Schilder, Tracy Soren, Matt Powers -
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3:25
Rejected Pitches: Citizen Kane
by AboveAverageNetwork 40,388 views
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Rejected Pitches: Citizen Kane
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Rejected Pitches: Citizen Kane
Everyone is going to laugh at a grown man who just wants to play with sleds all day.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
New Episodes Every Wednesday
Episode Credits:
WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY Dan Klein
DIRECTED BY Greg Stees
EDITED BY Kelly Hudson
STARRING Dan Klein, Kelly Hudson, and Ben Rameaka
AND FEATURING Frank Hejl as Orson Welles
CREW: Marty Cramer, Aldous Davidson, Juan Nicolon, Nicole Schilder, Tracy Soren, Matt Powers -
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3:24
Rejected Pitches: Look Who's Talking
by AboveAverageNetwork 36,976 views
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Rejected Pitches: Look Who's Talking
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Rejected Pitches: Look Who's Talking
No audience would be able to stomach a movie starring a baby with the voice of a man.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
New Episodes Every Wednesday
Episode Credits:
WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY Dan Klein
DIRECTED BY Greg Stees
EDITED BY Kelly Hudson
STARRING Dan Klein, Kelly Hudson, and Ben Rameaka
AND FEATURING Abbi Jacobson as Amy Heckerling
CREW: Marty Cramer, Aldous Davidson, Juan Nicolon, Nicole Schilder, Tracy Soren, Matt Powers -
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2:59
Rejected Pitches: E.T.
by AboveAverageNetwork 105,953 views
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Rejected Pitches: E.T.
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Rejected Pitches: E.T.
The execs just have one little suggestion for Steven Spielberg's little turd of an alien movie.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
New Episodes Every Wednesday
Episode Credits:
WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY Dan Klein
DIRECTED BY Greg Stees
EDITED BY Kelly Hudson
STARRING Dan Klein, Kelly Hudson, and Ben Rameaka
AND FEATURING Scott Rogowsky as Steven Spielberg
CREW: Marty Cramer, Aldous Davidson, Juan Nicolon, Nicole Schilder, Tracy Soren, Matt Powers -
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3:28
Rejected Pitches: Back to the Future
by AboveAverageNetwork 100,114 views
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Rejected Pitches: Back to the Future
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Rejected Pitches: Back to the Future
A movie about a teenager who travels back in time and becomes romantically involved with his mother could never be a hit comedy.
Rejected Pitches
The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a series about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
New Episodes Every Wednesday
Episode Credits:
WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY Dan Klein
DIRECTED BY Greg Stees
EDITED BY Kelly Hudson
STARRING Dan Klein, Kelly Hudson, and Ben Rameaka
AND FEATURING Adam Bozarth as Robert Zemeckis
CREW: Marty Cramer, Aldous Davidson, Juan Nicolon, Nicole Schilder, Tracy Soren, Matt Powers -
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3:36
Rejected Pitches: The Shining
by AboveAverageNetwork 57,002 views
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Rejected Pitches: The Shining
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Rejected Pitches: The Shining
There's nothing scary about a guy with writer's block in an empty hotel.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
New Episodes Every Wednesday
Episode Credits:
WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY Dan Klein
DIRECTED BY Greg Stees
EDITED BY Kelly Hudson
STARRING Dan Klein, Kelly Hudson, and Ben Rameaka
FEATURING John Gemberling as Stanley Kubrick
CREW: Marty Cramer, Aldous Davidson, Juan Nicolon, Nicole Schilder, Tracy Soren, Matt Powers
TAGS: "The Shining", "Jack Nicholson", horror, drama, Stanley, Kubrick, "Stephen King", "here's johnny", hotel, scary, psychological, writer, "Writer's block", spirits, "Johnny Carson", "Rejected pitches", rejected, pitches, movie, executive, script, "Teen Wheels TV", edit, "Above Average", "Broadway Video", SNL, "Lorne Michaels", "Saturday Night Live", Funny, "Funny Video", Comedy, Humor, "Funny Network", "Funny Channel", "Comedy Channel" -
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3:50
Rejected Pitches: The Lord of the Rings
by AboveAverageNetwork 46,741 views
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Rejected Pitches: The Lord of the Rings
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Rejected Pitches: The Lord of the Rings
There's no need to stretch out a plot about a bunch of tiny, hairy jewelry-loving men into three separate movies.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
Episode Credits:
Starring Kelly Hudson, Dan Klein, Ben Rameaka
Featuring Jim Santangeli as Peter Jackson
Written and Created by Dan Klein
Above Average Producers Celeste Ballard & Brendan McMorrow
Directed by Greg Stees
Edited by Kelly Hudson
Sound by Jeff Gaumer
Makeup by Hanna El-Assad -
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3:37
Rejected Pitches: A Christmas Story
by AboveAverageNetwork 19,128 views
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Rejected Pitches: A Christmas Story
It's hard to imagine anyone would want to watch a miserable family with a psychopath son on Christmas.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
Episode Credits:
Starring Kelly Hudson, Dan Klein, Ben Rameaka
Featuring Will Hines as Bob Clark
Written and Created by Dan Klein
Above Average Producers Celeste Ballard & Brendan McMorrow
Directed by Greg Stees
Edited by Kelly Hudson
Sound by Jeff Gaumer
Makeup by Hanna El-Assad -
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3:36
Above Average Holiday Spectacular
by AboveAverageNetwork 8,627 views
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"Above Average Holiday Spectacular"
You are cordially invited to the Above Average holiday party.
WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY
Daniel Mirk
ABOVE AVERAGE PRODUCERS
Brendan McMorrow & Adam Nicely
STARRING
Taylor Gildersleeve as Blake
Juliette Monaco as Kenzie
Cool Kids' Table - http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLF5DED167313408AC
John Lutz as Christopher
The Front Desk - http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA796E5FB8B2B4073
Sue Galloway as Belle
Neil Casey as Bernice
Belle & Bernice: Livin' in the City - http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4A31AED4962D8AEF
Kelly Hudson as Barb
Dan Klein as Darry
Ben Rameaka as Gene
Rejected Pitches - http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL988AA05516183755
Music Provided by Jingle Punks -
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0:20
Hello from Rejected Pitches
by AboveAverageNetwork 3,934 views
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3:47
Rejected Pitches: Die Hard
by AboveAverageNetwork 17,885 views
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Rejected Pitches: Die Hard
Action Movies are supposed to have action in them.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
Episode Credits:
Starring Kelly Hudson, Dan Klein, Ben Rameaka
Featuring Brandon Scott Jones as Steven E. de Souza
Written and Created by Dan Klein
Above Average Producers Celeste Ballard & Brendan McMorrow
Directed by Greg Stees
Edited by Kelly Hudson
Sound by Jeff Gaumer
Makeup by Hanna El-Assad -
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3:50
Rejected Pitches: Oscars Special ft. Fred Armisen Part 1
by AboveAverageNetwork 65,159 views
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Rejected Pitches: Oscar Special Part 1
Just because a movie is nominated for an Oscar doesn't mean it should've been made into a movie.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
Episode Credits:
Starring Kelly Hudson, Dan Klein, Ben Rameaka
Featuring
Benjamin Apple as Benh Zeitlin
Josh Ruben as David O. Russell
George Kareman as Ben Affleck
Nate Dern as Quentin Tarantino
Fred Armisen as Michael Haneke
Written and Created by Dan Klein
Above Average Producers Celeste Ballard & Brendan McMorrow
Directed by Greg Stees
Edited by Kelly Hudson
Sound by Andrew Yip
Makeup by Tiffany Patton
Special Thanks to Kayla Nadel-Lamotta
Music Provided by Jingle Punks -
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3:33
Rejected Pitches: Oscars Special Part 2
by AboveAverageNetwork 15,053 views
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Rejected Pitches: Oscars Special Part 2
Just because a movie is nominated for an Oscar doesn't mean it should've been made into a movie.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
Episode Credits:
Starring Kelly Hudson, Dan Klein, Ben Rameaka
Featuring
Matt Dennie as Tom Hooper
Sho Suzuki as Ang Lee
Maggie Carey as Kathryn Bigelow
Scott Rogowsky as Steven Spielberg
Written and Created by Dan Klein
Above Average Producers Celeste Ballard & Brendan McMorrow
Directed by Greg Stees
Edited by Kelly Hudson
Sound by Andrew Yip
Makeup by Tiffany Patton
Special Thanks to Kayla Nadel-Lamotta
Music Provided by Jingle Punks -
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4:19
Rejected Pitches: Rejected Takes ft. Fred Armisen
by AboveAverageNetwork 7,643 views
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Rejected Pitches: Rejected Takes ft. Fred Armisen
Just because a movie is nominated for an Oscar doesn't mean it should've been made into a movie.
Rejected Pitches: The vast majority of movie pitches are rejected. Even movies that we know and love--or sort of love--were most likely rejected at some point, too. This is a webseries about the movie executives who rejected those pitches.
Episode Credits:
Starring Kelly Hudson, Dan Klein, Ben Rameaka
Featuring
Benjamin Apple as Benh Zeitlin
Josh Ruben as David O. Russell
George Kareman as Ben Affleck
Nate Dern as Quentin Tarantino
Fred Armisen as Michael Haneke
Matt Dennie as Tom Hooper
Sho Suzuki as Ang Lee
Maggie Carey as Kathryn Bigelow
Scott Rogowsky as Steven Spielberg
Written and Created by Dan Klein
Above Average Producers Celeste Ballard & Brendan McMorrow
Directed by Greg Stees
Edited by Kelly Hudson
Sound by Andrew Yip
Makeup by Tiffany Patton
Special Thanks to Kayla Nadel-Lamotta
