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Christmas Sweatz (a Song)

by RhettandLink 2,855,425 views

The most comfortable way to celebrate this holiday season. Get it on iTunes: http://bit.ly/c-sweatz-itunes or AmazonMp3: http://bit.ly/c-sweatz-amazonmp3

Subscribe for more: http://bit.ly/subrhettandlink

Featuring:
Grace Helbig: http://www.youtube.com/dailygrace
Hannah Hart: http://www.youtube.com/myharto
Benny Fine: http://www.youtube.com/TheFineBros
DeStorm Power: http://www.youtube.com/destorm

Credits:
Written, Directed, and Edited by Rhett & Link
Camera Assistant, Production: Jason Inman
Production Assistant: Gene Shaw

Rhett & Links:
FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/rhettandlinkfb

TWITTER: http://bit.ly/rltwitter

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Send us stuff at our P.O. Box
Rhett & Link
PO Box 55605, Sherman Oaks, CA 91413

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Steampunk Tooth Fairy - Music Video Spot the Differences - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 1,386,109 views

Spot the differences! ANSWER KEY: Count the # of differences you found and enter that # at SleepBetter's Facebook app to unlock the answer video: http://bit.ly/spotthediff-answerkey

Song on iTUNES: http://bit.ly/iTunes-SleepTight
Song on AMAZON: http://bit.ly/AMZSleepTight

Behind-the-Scenes Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_TaL4HRQHs
VFX and Editing Behind-the-Scenes: http://youtu.be/3oz2lWM8qF0

Guidelines/Hints:
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WHAT COUNTS AS A DIFFERENCE?
A purposeful change in the SET, PROPS, or WARDROBE.

WHAT DOES NOT COUNT?
1. Any changes in CHOREOGRAPHY are NOT differences.
Specifically, body positioning ("after he's knocked out, his legs/head/mouth etc. are different") or timing of body movements (she grabs the cane slightly later in one performance) do not count as differences.

There are only TWO exceptions to this guideline, and here are some hints: (1) in one scene, one character is singing on one side but not singing at all on the other, and (2) a box opens during a performance on one side but not the other.

2. Also, A SLIGHT REPOSITIONING of the same item is NOT a difference.
For example, the exact way a bedspread or curtain is positioned, or the exact orientation of the same toy truck, or the way the same jacket is lying on the floor-- these are not differences. If the same teddy bear slightly changes positions, that is not a difference. But, if the same teddy bear is wearing a shirt only on one side, that is a difference. A difference counts when you can discern a purposeful alteration. If a picture or object is slightly moved, that is not a difference. If a picture or object is discernibly rotated, that IS a difference.
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CREDITS:
Conceptualized, Written, Directed, Produced & Performed by Rhett & Link
Assistant Director: Michael Alan Hoy
Director of Photography: Alexander Alexandrov
Visual Effects and Post: Studio229 (http://www.studio-229.com)
Producer: Christian Nurse
Production Design: Rachel Kondrath & Nick Nakahara
Art Dept: Rachel Gold, Keith Patterson, and Chris Cook
Wardrobe: Melis Kuris
Wardrobe: Assistant: Meagan Judkins
Gaffer: Eric Bader
Best Boy: Eric Clark
Camera Assistant: Joel Gerlach
Makeup: Hillary Lowe
Production Assistants: Joe Bassa, Brandon Scullion
Behind the Scenes: Jason Inman

CAST:
Left Monster, Sandman, Tooth Fairy Asst., and Burglar: Link Neal
Narrator, Right Monster, Tooth Fairy, Asst. Sandman, and Burglar: Rhett McLaughlin
Lacey: Olivia Allchin
Tommy: Maximus Smith
Grandpa: Danny White
Mom: Deanna Smith
Dad: Gavin Dunne/Amra Ricketts
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Rhett & Link links:
FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/rhettandlinkfb

TWITTER: http://bit.ly/rltwitter

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Send us stuff at our P.O. Box
Rhett & Link
PO Box 55605, Sherman Oaks, CA 91413
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Have fun and good luck! Thanks for watching and sharing this video! Be your mythical best, R&L

4:51

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EPIC RAP BATTLE of MANLINESS

by RhettandLink 2,900,573 views

An Epic Rap Battle to determine who is the more manly man.
Get the Song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/ERBofManliness
Check out the Behind the Scenes: http://youtu.be/mIFA9wBv9Cg
How to Make a Cheese Hose: http://youtu.be/xe7-6AUMxUs

- Thanks to Build.com for hooking us up with all the props! Even more products can be found and purchased at http://bld.cm/rhettlink
- Build.com's channel has DIY, inspiration, products videos and quick tips for your home: http://www.youtube.com/user/BuildDotCom/featured
- Coupon code "RL" can be used at build.com for a 5% off home improvement products
- Check e'm out on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/BuildDotCom

CREDITS:
Written, Directed, Produced, Edited and Performed by Rhett & Link
Director of Photography: Alexander Alexandrov
Camera Assistant: Joel Gerlach
Art Department and Special Effects: Geoff Alderete
Assistant to Art Department: Larry Ketchum
Production Assistants: Brandon Scullion, Gene Shaw and Jason Inman
Visual Effects (MacGyver): Joel Gerlach
Beat by: Sean B., Half Pynt Productionz (http://www.sbtracks.com)
Craft Services: Jessie McLaughlin

CAST:
Rhett & Link: Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal
Joggers: NicePeter (http://www.youtube.com/nicepeter) and EpicLloyd (http://www.youtube.com/EpicLloyd)
Rhett's wife: Lauren Sweetser (http://www.facebook.com/laurensweetser)
Link's wife: Taryn Southern (http://www.youtube.com/TarynSouthern)
Rhett's son: Shepherd McLaughlin
Rhett's baby: Lando Neal
Chuck Testa: Chuck Testa

Rhett & Link stuff:
FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/rhettandlinkfb
TWITTER: http://bit.ly/rltwitter
DAILY SHOW: http://bit.ly/y1NjVb
GOOGLE PLUS: http://bit.ly/RhettLinkPlus

Send us stuff at our P.O. Box
Rhett & Link
PO Box 55605, Sherman Oaks, CA 91413

2:59

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Rub Some Bacon on It

by RhettandLink 3,033,106 views

Song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/rubbaconiTunes
Get the Rub Some Bacon On It T-Shirt - http://dftba.com/bacon

See if you can find ALL the hidden annotations.

We have a daily talk show on our 2nd channel called GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/rhettandlink2

CREDITS
Written, Performed, Directed, & Edited by Rhett & Link
Robot Building and production assistance: Jason Inman
Beach shots and park cameo by Chris Crutchfield (http://chriscrutchfield.tv/)
Beach Robot played by Nick Bishop
Mr. Timn played by Julian Smith (http://youtube.com/juliansmith87)
Steampunk played by Andrew from League of Steam (http://youtube.com/leagueofsteam)
Special thanks to Harley Morenstein of Epic Meal Time.

FAN us on FACEBOOK! http://facebook.com/rhettandlink
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LYRICS:
911 what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do you have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it
what?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
That's all there is to it?

What if I drop my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
My nude pics get posted

Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah

My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
There's an akward silence

I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
I'm an adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
I'm visited by Mr. Timn

Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it

Bacon hotline, What's your problem?
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
I'm attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
I think I might have sharded

Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Rub some bacon on it
Yeah

Read more: http://artists.letssingit.com/rhett-and-link-lyrics-rub-some-bacon-on-it-14wg5g8#ixzz1wJIp995j
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2:51

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Facebook Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 12,920,816 views

Like us! http://facebook.com/rhettandlink

MP3, Chords, and Lyrics:

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Get this song on our 27-song CD (with poster, guitar chords and lyrics):
‪http://rhettandlink.com/music‬
or on iTunes:
‪http://bit.ly/uttp-itunes‬
or on Amazon:
‪http://bit.ly/uttp-amazon‬
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3:43

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I am a Thoughtful Guy - Rhett & Link - Music Video

by RhettandLink 2,769,656 views

Get it on iTunes! http://bit.ly/ThoughtfulGuyRap
Download the FREE Magic Piano app on iTunes: http://bit.ly/MagicPiano-iOS-ThoughtfulGuy OR Google Play: http://bit.ly/MagicPiano-Android-ThoughtfulGuy

WIN Mythical Shoes, $100 iTunes Giftcard, & more! Make your video response. Details here: http://youtu.be/EZDFeSsOWeg

CREDITS
Written, Performed, Directed, & Edited by Rhett & Link
DP and Camera: Pierce Cook (http://piercecook.com/) & Chris Crutchfield (http://chriscrutchfield.tv/)
Shot on RED EPIC at Chris and Pierce's casa.
PA: Antonio Spears

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We have a daily talk show on our 2nd channel called GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING.
Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/rhettandlink2
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LYRICS:
I - am a thoughtful guy. I think about alotta things.
I - am a thoughtful guy. I think alotta thoughts; about alotta things.

I think about space and the vastness of it.
I think about cake and how much I love it.
I think about if Wal Mart is good or evil
I think tattoos are cool - on other people.

I think about the unexplored depths of the ocean
I think about the difference in ointment and lotion
I think about if-- I should wax my back.
I think a handful of nuts is healthy snack.

I - am a thoughtful guy.
Right now, I'm thinking about the millions of microorganisms living all over my body. It's like I'm a mothership. A 100% male mothership.

I think about how I could get on the local news
If i strolled into a McDonalds and stripped down nude
I think about a hotdog; while I'm eating it.
But then I pause 'cause I'm thinking about its ingredients.

I think about the first guy who ever shaved.
And how many times did he shave before the second guy caved?
I think about if a friend was choking on ice
I think "just be patient" would the best advice.

I think about that moment when I'm drifting off to sleep
and then my body jerks like I'm falling suddenly
I wonder if that's a defense mechanism for something,
like for when you're sleeping on a cliff or you're just top-bunking.

Sometimes I think how old guys like to whittle.
And how if I start now and just whittle a little.
my whittling skills will hone before I get old.
and I'll pwn all my friends at the retirement home.

I think of all the places that a penny has been.
like, seriously, think of all the places that a penny's been in.
It coulda been in the pocket of the President's suit.
but it's probably also been in some toddler's poop.
Cause little kids eat pennies like they're Flintstone Vitamins
Accruing no interest while traveling inside of em.
Re-entering circulation might boost the economy
But I'd rather not pay with a penny that's performed a colonoscopy.

I think that our universe is really one of many.
With many parallel me's
stretching to infinity.
doing activities
similarly to me
yet, at the same time, done slightly differently.
and seemingly,
right now, they could be
thinking this - same thought as me.
Well, a similar thought but not the same thought exactly.
That's pretty deep.

I - am a thoughtful guy.
Right now, I'm thinkin about the people who invented words...did they just look at stuff and say the first thing that came to their minds? And if so, how do you explain dufflebag?

I think how do I know that you and me
see the same colors the same way when you and me see.
Is my red blue for you, or my green your green too?
Could it be true we see differing hues?
And say we do- then how would we discover this fact?
And even if we did, would there even be any impact?
I don't think this would affect us personally,
but I think it would have ripple effects through the interior design industry.

I think about if I was turned into an ant,
I'd want my loved ones to know, so I thought of a plan-
I'd gather twigs and leaves and write my name on the ground,
then I'd wait for my family and friends to crowd round
but now I'm thinkin'- that when they saw it
they'd think the human me wrote it and an ant was crawlin on it
Then not realizing' the ant-me was really the real-me
In a strange twist of fate I think they'd probably kill me

I - am a thoughtful guy.
I - am a thoughtful guy.
Right now, I'm thinking about what if I was abducted by aliens while I had a really bad farmer's tan--the aliens might incorrectly conclude that our species was two-toned. That's exactly what I thought. And then somehow, through this error, my tan lines saved the human race. I like that thought. Yeah I think alotta thoughts like this. Me too.

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The S.E.T.I. Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 1,799,288 views

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Get this song on our 27-song CD (with poster):
‪http://rhettandlink.com/music‬
or on iTunes:
‪http://bit.ly/uttp-itunes‬
or on Amazon:
‪http://bit.ly/uttp-amazon‬
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Art, Animation, and Song Production by Billy Reid. Subscribe to his channel:
http://www.youtube.com/verytasteful

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This is our second of 3 music videos we made for the Science Channel's BRINK. http://science.discovery.com/brink/brink.html

LYRICS:
Hello (The SETI Song)
by Rhett&Link and Billy Reid

Every mornin, I grab my donut and coffee, and I sit down at my screen
Nothin gets me goin, like the possibility of knowing, there might be
an intelligent extraterrestrial message for me.
Every day is the same, we dont hear anything,
but we like to play sudoku, lately weve been in to Live Action Role Playing Games.
We know its only a matter of time, before we finally find, intelligent life, saying HI!

Hello? (Hello?) Hello!
This the moment weve been waiting for!
Hello! (Hello!) Hello!
I bid you greetings from my distant world!

We may not have long, so while the signals strong...tell us, what is your planet like? well, alright...

have you cured all disease? no.
have you achieved world peace? no.
is your skin pale green? no.
do your spacecraft come with tractor beams? no...?
do you wear shiny clothes? Rarely.
what about long flowing robes? Right now, Im in my boxers. Oh.
well, how many other intergalactic languages do you know?
well, i took French in High School. French?! Can you specify your exact location?

In Canada (Canada?) Canada?!
Broadcasting from my little shortwave radio.
In Canada (Canada?) Canada?!
Broadcasting from my little shortwave radio.

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4:29

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Epic Rap Battle! - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 6,511,009 views

Get this song: http://bit.ly/amWekz

Watch all our music videos in this playlist:
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=5D3BFF118D8928BC
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Thanks to all the help we received in putting this video together from Derrick, Sam, Karl, Mike, Lance, Lacey, Rene, Don, Christy and our kids. Thanks to Paula and Cooley's restaurant in Fuquay for letting us shoot on location, as well as Jason and Cape Fear Fitness in Lillington. We appreciate the support from local businesses!
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3:43

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My Hair Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 1,725,900 views

Comment: Team Hair Up or Down? -- Get the song on iTUNES: http://dft.ba/hair -- BEHIND-THE-SCENES: http://youtu.be/bqOBpW35qGQ

We have a daily talk show on our 2nd channel called GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING. Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/rhettandlink2
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WANT LYRICS? Turn on CC on the video!!
**This video has hidden annotations**
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CREDITS:
Written, Performed, Directed, & Edited by Rhett & Link
PA and Bird Handler: Jason Inman
PA: Nick Bishop
iPad Catcher: Levi Kitchens
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FEATURING:
Kids with boat: Lily and Lincoln Neal, Locke and Shepherd McLaughlin
Robotic Full-size Baby: Lucius Kitchens
Baby-daddy: Joseph Barkley
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2:02

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American Idol Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 1,438,666 views

Download on iTunes/Amazon!!
iTunes: http://bit.ly/5e34Lw
Amazon: http://bit.ly/7asnnr

Get the physical CD, which comes with a poster and guitar play-along guide with chords and lyrics to this song and more! http://rhettandlink.com/blog/music/
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We hope Alexis Cohen's farewell rant from the premiere of American Idol 7, set here to English club music, will inspire you.

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Our deepest condolences and prayers go out to the family and friends of Alexis. She was kind enough to be a guest on our live internet show two weeks after we released this video. She was very kind, fun, and winsome. We'll miss her! And we will never forget her inspirational speech.

3:36

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Perfect Bathroom Trip SONG - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 2,677,217 views

MP3, LYRICS, CREDITS, & LINKS:
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Get this song on our 27-song CD (with poster):
http://rhettandlink.com/music
or on iTunes:
http://bit.ly/uttp-itunes
or on Amazon:
http://bit.ly/uttp-amazon
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Directed, shot, edited, and guested by Julian Smith: http://www.youtube.com/juliansmith87
Special Guest: iJustine http://www.youtube.com/ijustine
Song written and produced by: Rhett&Link
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LYRICS:
we live in a world full of dirty things
dirty doorknobs and atm machines
dirty cook sneezing on my chicken wings
so much dirty disease; we cant keep our hands clean

public restrooms are a main concern
where the walls are painted with strangers urine
if they scribble on the wall of a bathroom stall
do you honestly think that they wash their hands after touchin their---

all Im makin is a simple suggestion
to have an exit plan next time you enter a restroom
Im not concerned with your particular reason
be it O.C.D. or just the upcoming cold and flu season (listen here)

Do your business
zip up and then dispense this
little bit a paper towel--but wait
turn on the tap, apply some soap
lather up, rinse, dont stop the flow
first grab that paper towel you saved
use it as a barrier
when touching the faucet area
and when getting more paper towels for your hands
dry with it; then retain it
for the doorknob may be tainted.
as you exit, bank it off the wall into the trash can!
it's the perfect bathroom trip, man!
its the perfect bathroom plan! (it's perfect)
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3:57

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PHOTOSHOP Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 1,324,405 views

GET the SONG and COUPON: http://rhettandlink.com/photoshop

Or, download on iTunes: http://bit.ly/dKjai6
Get the Full Album (27 Songs): http://bit.ly/htQnj5

Written & Directed by Rhett & Link
Co-Direction, Director of Photography, Editor: Barrett Phillips
Original Song, "Photoshop Your Memories" words and music by Rhett & Link © 2009 Rhett and Link Music
Production Assistance: Derrick Green, Karl Kross, Nick Dimondi, and Kyle Gerardi
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1:58

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The Cheese Rap - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 975,580 views

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Get this song on our 27-song CD (with poster):
‪http://rhettandlink.com/music‬
or on iTunes:
‪http://bit.ly/uttp-itunes‬
or on Amazon:
‪http://bit.ly/uttp-amazon‬
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LYRICS:
Cheddar:
why you up in this store? what you lookin for? cheese?
I'm cheddar, I'm much better than the rest of these.
Swiss:
don't speak too fast, you need to get a load of dis
I'm Swiss [cheddar:] okay white boy, they get the gist...
Got more holes in my body than my boy 50-cent
Curdled on the streets -- Geneva represent!
Parmesan and Romano:
We're Vinny and Louie fuhgettabout the other cheeses
We're so hardcore, you gotta grate us to eat us
Limburger:
you other chumps are weak
if you ask me
I can bring you to your knees with my pungency...
Goat:
I'm not weak I'm strong
I'll add flavor to your salad -- all night long.
chorus: we know you want to put us in your mouth and chew. don't you? we know you do! (you know we know we know you do...! )

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Maine Man Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 718,489 views

Get this song on our 27-song CD (with poster):
‪http://rhettandlink.com/music‬
or on iTunes:
‪http://bit.ly/uttp-itunes‬
or on Amazon:
‪http://bit.ly/uttp-amazon‬

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LYRICS:
I wanna be your Maine man. Let me be your Maine man.

I wanna be your Maine man. Let me be your Maine man.
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I come from a long line of lighthouse keepers
its bright but very lonely inside
After four straight days awake, I begin to hallucinate
I see you feeding me blueberry pie
Im a lumberjack but you already knew that
from when you first saw my chiseled physique
Though I can fell a tall pine without batting an eye
I got a soft spot for baby trees

I keep a live lobster inside-a my shirt
I can tame any creatures of the sea
you make my temperature rise and its no surprise
Im gonna steam it with my body heat.

You may have heard that the leading cause of death in Maine
is Moose on the highway
but when riding with me, you can be worry-free
I bathe in Bear Pee and it keeps em at bay.
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I wanna be your Maine man. Let me be your Maine man.

Dont let him be your Maine man No, Im gonna be her Maine man..
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Girl I can build you a cabin in a month
I can do it all by myself
But the truth is--itll take at least six months...
And hell make you and his cousin Glenn help.

But Ill take you on a romantic cruise-a
in my Arctic exploration schooner [Bowdoin]
Thats just what he wrote on the side of his paddle boat
dont go anywhere alone with this loser.

Baby dont listen to him--he didnt move to Maine until he was ten
But I know so much about Maine--I got Maine facts all up in my brain
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Well, whats the State fish?: Land-locked salmon
The state bird: Black-capped chickadee
State fossil: Pertica Quadrifaria
The State insect: European honeybee
State gemstone: Tourmaline State herb: Wintergreen
And the State cat is the Maine Coon
The state animal is moose, the state mammal is moose
and the state girl of maine is you!!!!

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Harry Potter Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 990,016 views

This song uses only words from Maccadole's vlog about Harry Potter. Watch the original vlog: http://youtu.be/oAVXu7inTSo
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Get the song: http://rhettandlink.com/music
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Microphone featured is the Mouse from Blue Microphones: http://www.bluemic.com/mouse/
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Original music by Rhett & Link
Lyrics taken from Maccadole's vlog:

Harry Potter is a huge part of my life.

This is just a fangirl. With a camera. Being an amateur.
Making a vlog. Making a statement.
Saying that Harry Potter changed my life.
And I have NO IDEA how to deal with it.

This is the last movie. And the books are finished.
This is it. This is where it ends.
Uh! So many mosquitoes on me. You have no idea.

I am so excited you have no idea!
And it's terrifying and it's exciting..
And I...I'm itching to death...and...
all these mosquitoes...-- and, and...
mosquitoes and the world and...
and it's late; it's like midnight...

Harry Potter shaped me
as a person
I am who I am today
because of Harry.
...this is amazing.
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2:30

16

Robot Girlfriend Song

by RhettandLink 608,528 views

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3:34

17

The Break Up Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 2,213,205 views

A musical break-up over video chat.

Learn to the play this song: http://rhettandlink.com/blog/the-break-up-song/
This video contains invisible annotations.

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Credits:
Written, Directed, Edited & Sung by: Rhett and Link 
Starring:
Rhett McLaughlin as boyfriend
Tessa Violet as Tiffany the girlfriend
Link Neal as best friend
Shawna Howson as Tiffany's best friend

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LYRICS:
It's not you; it's me.
And me don't like you.
It's not you; it's I.
And I'm breaking up with you.

You swore up and down the wall
Twilight's the best trilogy of all
Somehow you got me to agree
To dress up like Edward for Halloween.
But now that I'm coming clean
First off, Twilight's a quadrilogy.
And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy.
Of removing - a Wookie's Dingleberries.

It's not me; it's you.
Yeah, the more I think about it- it's definitely you.
But it might be me
Cause me decided to date you.

When we went out on our first date
You said you don't eat anything with a face.
Then for the next 18 months
I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts.
Now that we're parting ways
Newflash! Fish have a face.
Unless it's in a Newton, No! He doesn't want another fig!
Tonight I'm eating...a Rabbi-veni-turducken-ig.

It's you; It's you.
No doubt about it- it was always totally you.
Now it's up to me
And me is now dumping you.

4:14

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Squirrel Rights Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 697,764 views

Get the song at: http://rhettandlink.com/music
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Learn how to play the song:
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3:26

19

The BBQ Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 1,569,598 views

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2:31

20

The Buffet Song

by RhettandLink 360,801 views

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3:26

21

2 Guys 600 Pillows (Backwards) - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 6,292,507 views

WEBBY AWARD WINNER: BEST EDITING 2011!
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Directed & Produced by Rhett & Link
Cinematography and Color Correction by Barrett Phillips
Edited by Derrick Green and Link Neal
Words and Music to "My Favorite Pillow" by Rhett & Link
Production Assistance from Karl Cross, Derrick Green, and Brad Gibson
Special Thanks to Pete Kenny and students from Campbell University!
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2:34

22

The Guacamole Song (with Recipe)

by RhettandLink 1,042,227 views

FREE mp3, LYRICS, Info Below----
Explore all things Guacamole: http://www.foodnetwork.com/guacamole

Song and video written and produced by Rhett&Link.

FREE MP3:
http://rhettandlink.com/music/

LYRICS:
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E
Guacamole!
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E
Guacamole!

This is the story of guacamole! Over a thousand years ago, deep in the Aztec jungle, a small boy was searching for the elusive blue-footed booby bird. Suddenly, the boy stepped upon a ripe avocado, creating a mysterious green paste.? Without thinking, he reached down and tasted this paste, and thought to himself: ???Wow, that???s pretty good----but it would be perfect with a little diced tomato, onion, some chiles, garlic, cilantro, salt, and pepper, and a little lime juice to retain color.??Ã??? The good people of the Americas are forever indebted to this boy!

G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E
Guacamole!
Tastes great even though it looks like mutant jelly.
Guacamole!
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E
Guacamole!
The green dip doubles as a facial cream.
Guacamole!

Grab yo??? Avocado Salt and Lime juice also
Throw in some Tomato Onion, Garlic and Cilantro Some add in Serrano Some like Jalapeno
Don't make it too hot though when serving it to gringos!

next time you stick your chip
into that magical green dip
be sure to raise it high
for that little Aztec guy
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E ,
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E
G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E ,
G-U-A-C-A Mole!

2:52

23

Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 1,015,118 views

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3:00

24

ShamWow Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 1,933,501 views

FREE mp3, LINKs, & LYRICS here:

Watch the original commercial here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

Download the FREE mp3 here:
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FAQ in the comments:

Did ShamWow pay you for this? No. A lot of our vids are sponsored, but this one is not. It was just something we had to get out there once we thought of it. Any ShamWow sales are just gravy for Vince.

Does the ShamWow really work? You can watch our live show from Feb. 26th to see for yourself: http://rhettandlink.com/blog/2009/02/27/393

LYRICS (from Vince Offer):

Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow.
You'll be saying wow
every time you use this towel.
it's like a chamois! It's like a towel!
it's like a sponge.

A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry.
This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV!

ShamWow holds twenty times its weight in liquid. Look at this!
It just does the work!

Why do you want to work twice as hard?
Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess.
Wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine.

Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff.

You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one.

Use one as a towel.
Olympic divers, they use it as a towel.
Look at that! Completely dry!

Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters. Here's some cola, wine, coffee cola pet stains. Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew. That is going to smell! [ See that? ]

The most absorbing We're gonna do this in real time! Look at this! Put it on the spill, turn it over! Without even putting pressure, fifty percent of the cola right there.

You followin me, camera guy?

The other fifty percent, the color starts to come up. No other towel's gonna do that!
It acts like a vacuum!
And look at this - virtually dry on the bottom!
See what I'm telling ya?

ShamWow! You';ll be saying wow every time!

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3:05

25

Fireworks Song (Music Video)

by RhettandLink 463,211 views

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2:45

26

The Cornhole Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 934,909 views

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"Mosquitoes Suck" Song (P4A)

by RhettandLink 514,736 views

Our Project for Awesome video highlights Malaria No More. Go there to learn more and donate: http://malarianomore.org

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NOTE: You don't get the T-shirt automatically by donating. You have to buy the shirt form BustedTees.

This December 2010, every donation to Malaria No More will be matched. Donate now and make your gift go twice as far in the race to save lives at http://www.MalariaNoMore.org/Give
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1:01

28

Reading Rainbow Theme Song (ode to LeVar Burton)

by RhettandLink 581,285 views

Rhett and Link sing their favorite song from the 80's. In honor of Levar Burton, a man of unparalleled coolness.

for more, visit:
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1:06

29

Unicorn Rap - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 989,758 views

Get the mp3 from iTunes:
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How do you make a rap truly hardcore? You guessed it: Unicorns.

Check out our channel for other raps and much more.

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2:32

30

Dead iPod Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 1,253,239 views

Get this song on our 27-song CD (with poster):
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Thanks to Iresq.com for all the iPods and for helping make this video possible!
http://www.iresq.com/

Thanks to iJustine (http://tastyblogsnack.com ) for collaborating with us on this! And thanks to Brookers (http://www.youtube.com/user/Brookers ) for the cameo!

Chords: Verse: G F# C B Am D; Bridge: Em Am; Rap: C B Am

Lyrics:
within every electronic device
there lies a seed
dormant and waiting to be...released
somewhere between 18mos and 2yrs
it will sprout...and begin to choke the life out

and if you've got an iPod,
you know exactly what we're talking about
you pressed the power button
and what happened was nothin'
iTunes won't even see it
now you wish you'd warranted it
the Doom Seed has germinated
your iPod shall not be resuscitated!

now you gotta figure out whatchoo gon do with your dead iPod
write a eulogy and bury it in your backyard

even though it's broke you can pretend like its not
to avoid conversation with strangers at the bus stop

use it as a weapon if you're being attacked...
you know what, on second thought, scratch that.

tape it to your body, call it a bod-switch
put it in a hoagie, call it an iPod-wich

a paper weight is lame unless there's a fan on your desk,
and even in that case, a man hole cover works best.

or keep it simple 'cause less is more;
put it in a shoebox in the back of a drawer
then 50 years from today
your grandkids will find it and say:

"you listened to music on this!? you mean when you were a kid, you didn't have music uploaded directly to your brain?! and you'll say "nah, we just had iPods."

0:57

31

How We Met Song (Color a Mythical Beast)

by RhettandLink 317,654 views

This footage is from the mini-documentary, "Digital Troubadours", directed by our friend Dave Meyers from USC film school. The doc is a short behind-the-scenes look at our daily lives as internet comedians.

Watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQEtt1tEbv0

2:54

32

Phatdippin' Rap

by RhettandLink 762,030 views

mp3, Lyrics, & Cameo Info:

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- Check out the underwater cameras we used: http://bit.ly/sanyocams

LYRICS:
Since the dawn of man people have swam without shirts or pants wherever they can and some dare to be are more audacious and spare underwear baring private places. Skinny dipping might be fun for some but im on the hunt for sumptin never been done in history... Why are we whispering? If we start like this; we can increase intensity. Man, I got a deep desire to swim while in my full attire. For real! I feel its time for soaking me, myself, and my clothing! i wanna float in a coat; get doused in a blouse; snorkel in a cardigan! Backstroke in a cloak; aquaboogie in a hoodie; dress up, dive in, its phatdippin! Phatdippin! My fellow americans, let me be clear Phatdippin! I mandate phatdippin this year Phatdippin! The countrys in the tank, Im just being real Phatdippin! Is it too late to add this to the stimulus bill? if you a first-time phatdipper, by all means ease in with your sneakers T-shirt and jeans. for the more advanced, go on, take a chance wear a big poofy coat and sweat pants our advise is, check a checklist: remove your wallet and your electronic devices dont void your warranty put your phone in a baggie; hand your wallet to me. your cellulite - wont see the light got a farmers tan? -- still a ladies man got back-ne? - whats backne? back acne - ew, nasty all the la-dies may be pitching a fit... but on the inside they sayin I love to phat dip! Tay Zonday: Underwater with my clothes on...feels so right it cant be wrong I got a soggy sensation saturating me Im pretty sure phatdippins gonna bring world peace. Phatdippin! This phatdippin craze gives me the urge Phatdippin! To address the public while fully submerged Phatdippin! I hearby issue an executive order Phatdippin! Put on your clothes and jump in the water

GUEST VOCALS:
Obama - http://www.youtube.com/ALPHACAT
Aquaman - http://www.youtube.com/TAYZONDAY
SKINNYDIPPERS;
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PHATDIPPERS:
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http://www.youtube.com/KASSEMG
http://www.youtube.com/IJUSTINE
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http://www.youtube.com/SUPRICKY06
http://www.youtube.com/DENISEVLOGS
http://www.youtube.com/LISALAVIE1
http://www.youtube.com/FILMESTER
http://www.youtube.com/BARATSANDBERETA
http://www.youtube.com/SMPFILMS
http://www.youtube.com/PONCEMAN
http://www.youtube.com/CLIPCRITICS
http://www.youtube.com/WICKEDAWESOMEFILMS
http://www.youtube.com/TOBUSCUS
http://www.youtube.com/APPRENTICEA
http://www.youtube.com/SPOONBANK
http://www.youtube.com/SWEETTEAFILMS

2:32

33

The Internet Overdose Song

by RhettandLink 648,204 views

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LYRICS:
Oh I remember a time when life was so much simpler and not so quick way back in the year 2006.

Never heard of RSSes. My hands were full with two email addresses and a myspace page; lying about my income and age.

I also had a blog about remote control cars--roboblog.blogspot.com. I updated multiple times...a year.

And just when I thought I had it all figured out, my little brother started a video blog. I refuse to be left here in the digital dust. I'm socially networking my way back on top!

Follow me, poke me, feed me! I'll stumble upon you, digg you freely! Take a dip in my photostream! The "e" in Flickr was given to me like the key to an internet city of which I am king (or mayor). Or moron.

I'm laughin in your face if you just joined Facebook today. It's so "last year." Even my boss has "weekend" pics on there. Weekend pics? Yeah, like casual pics--in his hottub. Did he tag himself?

And now I can't remember what life was like before I Twittered. I can't resist telling the world I just found a cyst. Oh man, you think it's serious? If it is, I'll let you know in 140 characters or less.

Lately I've been signing up on so many sites I've had to hire a fulltime password guy. You can watch him day-or-night on my live stream. It's the cutting-edge opposite of interesting!

Google me, plurk me, feed me! Deliciously linked-in, pwn you neatly! Take a sip of my photostream! The "e" in Flickr was given to me like the key to an internet city of which I am king (or mayor). You're so leet. You're a loser noob. You're an uber lame king. I'll pwn you as king.

2:40

34

The Food Cart Song - NYC

by RhettandLink 206,449 views

Have you hugged your favorite food cart guy/gal today?

It's another epic episode on our Alka-Seltzer Great American Road Trip: http://www.speedysroadtrip.com

2:24

35

Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles Song

by RhettandLink 346,823 views

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Our visit to Roscoe's is one of the first stops on our summer road trip series, the Alka Seltzer Great American Road Trip.

http://www.speedysroadtrip.com/

We always make a run for chicken and waffles when we're in LA...thanks, Roscoe, for letting us film on location!

2:52

36

The World's Largest Song

by RhettandLink 189,522 views

We wrap up our Road Trip series by sharing some of our large experiences with a talking giant statue.
Episode 21 of 21!
http://www.speedysroadtrip.com/

2:20

37

Pluto On The Rebound music video

by RhettandLink 84,039 views

Get the mp3 on iTunes:
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Two astro-challenged guys set a date with recently-dumped dwarf planet Pluto. Thanks Heidi Klum!

0:55

38

Drive-Thru Rap - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 3,345,099 views

Well I been meaning to control my caloric intake
so I'm startin off with a fruit and yogurt parfait.
I got my friend here in the the passenger seat--
I wanna lettuce sandwich and make my bun wheat.
Is that all you want? Nah, I'll take a snack wrap.
But fill it with tofu. Do ya'll have that?

Gimme a grilled chicken sandwich; I been meaning to try it.
And Biggie size my soda but you better make it diet.

And hold up 'cause this rhyme and through yet.
Give us some balsamic vin-egret.
I got cash--I got debit.
Can we do these orders separate?
You still owe me five bucks.
You're never gonna get it.

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3:13

39

Crayon Colors Song (Girls vs. Guys)

by RhettandLink 941,511 views

Channel Links, mp3 info below:

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THANKS to Nicki the Rhyming Panda for the song idea: http://rhymingpanda.livejournal.com/

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2:28

40

Space Junk Song

by RhettandLink 326,177 views

mp3, Lyrics, and Info:

1 of 3 music videos we made for the Science Channel's BRINK. http://science.discovery.com/brink/brink.html

Art and animation by Billy Reid. Check out his channel:
http://www.youtube.com/verytasteful

FREE mp3: http://rhettandlink.com/music/

Chords: Verse: F Bbm Bridge: Am-sus Dm Gm; Am Dm C

Lyrics:
Weve got the greatest job on earth
and were not even on earth
were orbiting the world, you see
collecting space debris
expended rockets, expired satellites
circling the globe, endangering space flight.
were the guys cleaning up the mess
putting astronauts familys fears to rest.

you wouldnt believe the premium on my life insurance policy
even a paint chip would take off my arm travelling at orbital velocity

Collectin space junk, space waste, space stuff
We make it safe for shuttles to fly
Were trash men, weightless trash men!
Cleaning up the crap you left behind

verse2
We got hit by Soviet trash last year
from the cosmonauts on MIR
- but our worst memory was when we
were sprayed by frozen pee
Heres some old bag of toiletries
whats in it? sunscreen and hydrocortisone cream
and the ashes of gene roddenberry
Ah! Tom Hanks script from Apollo 13!

you wouldnt believe the premium on my life insurance policy
even a toenail would cut off my head travelling at orbital velocity

Collectin space junk, space waste, space stuff
Living the cosmic custodian life.
Were trash men, weightless trash men!
scouring space...while trying not to die!

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The Jeffersons - Movin' On Up (Cover, with Leaf Trombone)

by RhettandLink 722,080 views

What are we playing?! The Leaf Trombone from Smule, the makers of the Ocarina: http://www.smule.com/ Purty neat stuff!

About the original:
Ja'net Du Bois (from Good Times) and Jeff Barry co-wrote The Jeffersons's theme song, "Movin' On Up", which was sung by Du Bois with a gospel choir. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jeffersons

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Economy Bailout Song: AIG, Freddie Mac, Lehman Bros

by RhettandLink 169,256 views

LYRICS, mp3 Below!!!!
mp3 (under "Bsides"):
http://rhettandlink.com/blog/music/

Thanks to MicroBilt!! http://www.microbilt.com

LYRICS:
I used to think that Freddie Mac was a pimp,
but now my mutual fund is the one walking with a limp

And Fannie Mae, you almost failed me, boo
--But the faithful feds, they bailed you.

Poor Lehman Brothers....yall got the shaft (shaft!)
The government said, good luck with that (shaft!)

And AIG, old Uncle Sam he loaned you
85 Billion, but now he owns you.

Some cry out, Weve become a socialist state!
While others say, We need to regulate.
Should I vote McCain or pull the lever for O-bama?
Im thinkin either way, Ill be movin back in with momma.
(but the cookins good---and I think shell drive me to work)

You see, I dont have much job security
Im an internet comedian...Im not sure thats even technically a job. I dont think it is.
I cant put my finger on it; but you know things have gone wrong
when I cant even afford to finish this...

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New Year's Resolution Song

by RhettandLink 891,600 views

mp3, LYRICS, chords, info:

If you're tired of all the talk about New Year's Resolutions, THIS IS FOR YOU. It's not too late to start your 2009 out right.

If you decide to keep one resolution, make it this: Resolve to get our new album here: http://tinyurl.com/2arfy6

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Lyrics and some chords:
F
working out, losing weight
Bb
maybe using tanning spray
F Bb
becoming more attractive in general

reading more, watching less
learning all the rules for chess
becoming somewhat smarter in general
eating fish, not fingernails
volunteer to save the whales
becoming a better guy in general
saving more, spending less
yes I will wax my chest
dating more girls in general

Bridge C Bb F
But not this year. No this year is different!
As different as a gazelle. Yes, a gazelle from a deer. (They're actually not that different.)
After all these failed resolutions. Bb C Bb C
My future is clear, the future is near!

Chorus: F A Bb C
Just forget those resolutions you
know that you are never gonna do
and adopt a more realistical view
by committing to things that come easily to you
like eat at least one value meal a week
or put the correct shoes on the correct feet
Bb C F
just "Raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!"

Chorus2:
Just face the fact you've always thought
those resolutions don't mean squat
Settle in to a comfortable spot
embrace all the things you know you are not.
Hit the snooze, roll over, then repeat
Make large purchases, then lose the receipts
just "Raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!"

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Water Dispensing Tab Song

by RhettandLink 87,169 views

Lyrics:
V1
I'm only here for you--in the middle of this mess
I'm only here to quench your thirst
It's not my fault that when I'm pressed
a little juice comes out first
Br
it's just so embarrassing
you standing right there, staring right through me
all I want is for you to use me
I may be free, but I'm not cheap!
C
Hanging here beneath the lemonade label
where nobody notices me
No colorful logo, no fizzy flow
on this soft drink machine
Got it pretty bad
I'm the lonely, sad, little water dispensing tab
V2
I'm a little guy--with insecurities
I ain't got what these other guys give
But what I lack in pizzazz, I make up in purity
Please- Just touch me and we'll live
Br
it's just so embarrassing
Hi-C or Minute Maid looking down on me!
carbonation's overated!
and baby, I givin you no calories!
C
Hanging here beneath the lemonade label
not very prominent
who knew I'd falter, when bottled water
became so dominant
Got it pretty bad
I'm the lonely, sad, little water dispensing tab

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The Sunburn Song (WARNING for Memorial Day)

by RhettandLink 98,693 views

FREE mp3:
http://www.rhettandlink.com/sunburn

Lyrics:
I went to the beach for memorial day
cause memorial day is the time for beach play (yah-uh-ya).
got a towel, got a bucket, got a spot in the sand.
don't got no sunscreen...I got a base-tan
(I already been to the lake man--just last weekend.)

I got me raft that holds a drink on each side.
and I set my self to drift ... in the riptide (in the wind...
you can probably guess where this is going)
4 hours later and a quarter-mile out
I awaken when i hear my girlfriend shout...baby come back,
i don't want to lose you to the seas.

I return. she said you need to put a shirt on
baby, thats not gonna happen
Tshirts at the beach are for old people or husky children
she said look what happens when i touch your skin-
it turns white, then it turns right back red again.
thats just my tan sinking in....but you are right...it is doing that.

i lost track of time!
layin in the sunlight
I, I I, I I hurt
I, I I, I'm sunburnt.

don't touch me. don't touch me. don't touch me--no!
don't touch me or I'm gonna have to kill you.
and it'll hurt me more that it hurts you--cause i'm sunburnt.
I'm either gonna call in sick. or go to work shirtless. do you think my boss will notice if I go to work shirtless?
I'm a bank teller....can you pass the aloe vera?

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Encyclopedia Rap

by RhettandLink 398,201 views

Get the mp3 on iTunes:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=269300920&s=143441
Don't underestimate your encyclopedia.
Rhett and Link's Viral BOOM #17.

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Unibrow Song

by RhettandLink 367,933 views

Shave it, pluck it, wax it. Say no more.

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2:04

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Velcro Song

by RhettandLink 108,147 views

Get the mp3 on iTunes:
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Velcro: One side is fuzzy, one side is prickly, separately useless, but together, so sticky.

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Fear of Frogs Song

by RhettandLink 136,089 views

A song about frogs, plagues and paranoia. It features the recorder.

This is the first winning idea of Rhett&Link's "Submit-A-Song Idea" contest. R&L perform this song in hopes of inspiring your own song ideas...and to take a stand against frog lovers. Submit your song idea to R&L at rhettandlink.com/contact and you might win an interesting prize!

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Homeschoolers Song

by RhettandLink 352,046 views

A song about the threatening threat of homeschoolers.

Rhett and Link's Viral BOOM #11.

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Wales & Badgers Song

by RhettandLink 93,226 views

A song about emails, Wales, badgers, and mongeese.

To kick off their "Submit-A-Song Idea" contest, Rhett&Link perform this song in hopes of inspiring your own song ideas...and to court the tourism department of Wales. Submit your song idea to R&L at rhettandlink.com/contact and you might win an interesting prize!

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Karaoke Stunt - Singing All Night Long

by RhettandLink 482,350 views

11 hrs of continuous singing crammed into 4 mins. Sunset to sun up.
Vote for your favorite video at prmtns.co/trika. The winner will take home $10,000 and free Trident Layers gum for a year.

Don't believe we sang all night? Watch the complete 11 hours on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SNXYpm9iqo

CREDITS:
Directed, Edited, Produced and Performed by Rhett & Link
Shot by Chris Crutchfield
Field Producer: Jason Inman
Production Assistant: Brooke Pfaff
Assistant Director for Party scene: Daniel Strange
Camera Operator for House Party chant: Chris Jordan
Brass Band: Angel City Horns: http://christedesco.com/hornsection.html
Thanks to Shay and Katilette: http://youtube.com/shaytards
Thanks to everyone who showed up at Vicious Dogs and the House Party!

NOTE: this video is not an entrant into the contest.

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2:50

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Have You Ever - Rhett & Link - Music Video

by RhettandLink 283,112 views

Download "Have You Ever" on iTunes! (http://bit.ly/HaveUEver)
Watch The Mythical Show! http://youtu.be/9mNdLl8Qx0s
Sub and watch the show EVERY Thursday! http://bit.ly/MythShow1

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Directed by: Rhett & Link
Co-written by Rhett & Link and NSP: http://bit.ly/ZShWcl
Musical Production: Mark Byers: http://www.markaholic.com/
Produced by: Stevie Wynne Levine
Shot by: Ben Eck
Editing: David Geis, Ben Eck
Production Coordinator: Kendall Hawley
Production Intern: Hezekiah Bennetts

LYRICS:
Have you ever had someone wake you up
Just to ask you if you're awake?
Has somebody ever waved to the person behind you
But you waved back anyway?

Have you ever searched days for your lost shades
and then found them on your forehead?
Have you ever slept all night on top of your arm
and felt for sure they'd have to amputate it?

Have you ever not heard what someone said
so you asked em to repeat it again?
but then the second time you understood it even less
so you just smiled and nodded your head

Have you ever been about to sneeze, then you freeze
It's a tease and you look like you have an awful disease?
Have you ever had your face grazed by your own hair
But you thought it was a spider and you got super scared.

Have you ever? Have you everrrrrr? (Feel free to share)
Have you ever? Have you everrrrrr? (We've all been there)

(Have you) ever wanted a snack that you've never tried
So you bought a bag of air but there were chips inside?
Have you been fully convinced your belt was a snake.
Or dated relatives by mistake?

Have you ever LOLSHTYWFOATYADYT?

Have you ever shot through space on the back of a cat?
Or had a dinosaur laugh at you because of your cheese hat?

Have you ever woken up early, finished your quarterly reports, brushed your teeth, taken a shower, put on a suit, eaten breakfast, pulled out of your driveway and then realized you don't have a job?

Have you ever been singing and opened a wormhole
In the middle of the chorus and it swallowed your soul?

Have you ever? Have you everrrrrr? (We've all been there)

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CLOWN SHARK SONG

by RhettandLink 264,856 views

Download Clown Shark on iTunes! (http://bit.ly/ClownShark)
Watch The Mythical Show! (http://bit.ly/MythShow2)
Sub and watch the show EVERY Thursday! http://bit.ly/subrl2

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Written & Directed by: Rhett & Link
Co-written by NSP
http://www.youtube.com/NinjaSexParty

Music Production: Mark Byers
http://www.markaholic.com/

Produced by: Stevie Wynne Levine
Shot and Edited by: Benjamin Eck
Additional Editing: David Geis
Production Coordinator: Kendall Hawley
Production Intern: Hezekiah Bennetts,
Makeup: Lindi Taylor

If you want to add something to Mythical mail Boulder, send it to
PO Box 55605
Sherman Oaks, CA 91413

The Mythical Show Contest:
1) Promote the Mythical Show to your friends and family in a creative way
2) Send us an email documenting how you promoted it to contest@rhettandlink.com
3) We pick the best weekly winner, send them a Rhett & Link T-Shirt, and call them on the phone to personally thank them! It's that easy!

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The Graduation Song - Rhett & Link

by RhettandLink 87,919 views

All in one take! A musical wake-up call for high school graduates.
Download the Graduation Song on iTunes! http://bit.ly/GradSong
Watch The Mythical Show! - http://bit.ly/MythShow5

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The Graduation Song Music Production: Mark Byers
http://www.markaholic.com/

Written & Directed by: Rhett & Link
Produced by: Stevie Wynne Levine
Director of Photography: Benjamin Eck
Editor: Benjamin Eck
Production Coordinator: Kendall Harley
Production Assistant/Dad: Jason Inman

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