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After 1 Week In New York Tim Tebow Already A Gay, Homeless Crack Addict
by TheOnion 56,341 views
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2:47
Broncos Receivers Worried Peyton Manning Going To Expose How Bad They Are
by TheOnion 38,013 views
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2:39
Nation Abuzz With Prospect Of 18-Year-Old Boys Having Their Dreams Crushed
by TheOnion 48,692 views
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2:42
Knicks Trade Jeremy Lin For Selfish Asshole Who Plays Knicks-Style Basketball
by TheOnion 68,136 views
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2:36
Cocky Giants' D Reveals Game Plan That They Will Try And Tackle Tom Brady
by TheOnion 26,287 views
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2:34
Tim Tebow Becomes First Christian To Play In NFL - Sports Year in Review
by TheOnion 102,411 views
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2:33
NBA Players, Owners Fail To Reach Agreement Where They Would Beat Each Other With Chains
by TheOnion 28,086 views
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2:29
Cowboys' Presumed Thanksgiving Win To Cause Nation To Vomit Up Dinners
by TheOnion 25,563 views
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2:36
Tom Brady, Mark Sanchez Prepare For Jets-Pats Matchup By Having Sex With Each Other
by TheOnion 43,970 views
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2:30
Tim Tebow Becomes First Bad Quarterback To Lead 4th Quarter Comeback
by TheOnion 54,490 views
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2:28
Sidney Crosby Tells Telephone Pole He Has Recovered From Concussion
by TheOnion 49,595 views
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2:32
Tim Wakefield Admits Knuckleball Just Fastball He Throws Very Slowly
by TheOnion 35,909 views
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2:57
Peyton Manning Says He Will Play In Colts Opener After Performing Neck Surgery On Self
by TheOnion 63,894 views
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2:54
Insecure Miami Heat Can't Figure Out Who Garnett Called a "Sloppy-Chested Shit"
by TheOnion 39,142 views
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2:37
Miami Marlins Deploy Airborne Drones to Seek Young Fans, Shoot T-Shirts At Them
by TheOnion 27,408 views
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3:02
Nike Releases New Olympic Track Suits Designed To Limit Penis Wind Resistance
by TheOnion 65,194 views
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3:05
Roger Federer Nearly Blows Chance At Wimbledon By Introducing Crabgrass To The Courts
by TheOnion 53,819 views
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2:34
Cubs Finally Remove Wrigley Field Ivy After Third Outfielder Hangs Himself On A Vine
by TheOnion 35,250 views
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3:04
Usain Bolt Sprints To Gold In Front Of Virulent Racist Queen Elizabeth II
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2:48
Chicago Cubs Combine Seven Players To Form One Giant Player Called "Chicagazor"
by TheOnion 38,706 views