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Funny! Basil gives Manuel a language lesson - Fawlty Towers - BBC
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This is where I spent a lot of my time working.
Oh the stories I have. ***I sat in a 1 million $ Nissan Z car prototype an old Corvette ZR1. In the 90's I met Soichiro Honda. They where making their rounds talking about the new engines valve tec, that would change the world.
***I seen & talked to a few Clebs. I got tiger woods some water at a autograph signing in the front lobby of the hotel he was doing. He is a nice guy human like everyone else.
***The hotel I worked at in the 90's had a petting zoo in the back of the hotel parking lot for a function,
some rodeo kind of guys working it got drunk & brought a donkey up to their room without
anyone knowing. Fed it many nachos then went to the other guys room & passed out.
Well the house keeping girl came in to a horrific scene. The donkey had let loose
all over the place & was resting on the bed. She came in & saw the mess all over
then she looked at the bed only to see the donkey looking back at her.
She screamed as she screamed the donkey stood up let loose all over the bed.
She slammed the door shut & ran screaming all the way to the house keeping office.
Where at the time I was a dishwasher there. I saw her run down the back hallway
screaming something about a burro, but at the time it hit me as she said burrito.
Must of been a bad burrito, I said to the other dishwasher.
***Also when I was a dishwasher, me & the
vietnamese guy I worked with found some
undeveloped film in the trash that came out of one
of the rooms.
So he took it & had it developed. A few days later he came to work sounding like bevius.
( We were the original bevius and buthead! )
http://home.dbdbdugbug.operaunite.com/media_player/media/Etc/beavisandbutthead.mp3
He showed me the photos, they where of a tall skinny guy facing
some really big ladies. He was in a big diaper with a gun holster on & a cowboy hat. The two ladies had on diapers on too, but where sucking on pacifiers.
The next photo is of him pulling out his guns & like shooting the ladies.
The next photo was of the ladies on their backs with their legs in the air shaking them.
Then the last photo was of him blowing in the guns.
It did not show any acts of sex on the photos we had, but still very funny for
me & more funny for a foreigner. America what a country!
***Before my time at the hotel I worked at, there was a server I knew that caught a hotel room on fire. The sterno for an chafer got to close
to the curtain in one of the rooms & then soon it set off the alarm so
every one on the floor went out of their rooms & looked around the hallway then soon the sprinklers went on one section at a time.
The people looking down the hallway saw that the other people down
the hallway where getting wet & they laughed at them then they got wet
& then the people behind them laughed then they got wet.
Everyone went outside! Outside the news crew was there & asked a him
what happened? He said he guessed it must be some ones buffet in one of
the rooms caught on fire. Turns out it was his room!
It was good he had humor about it.
***As you know Hotels are always willing for your business but no donkey please!
Oh the stories I have. ***I sat in a 1 million $ Nissan Z car prototype an old Corvette ZR1. In the 90's I met Soichiro Honda. They where making their rounds talking about the new engines valve tec, that would change the world.
***I seen & talked to a few Clebs. I got tiger woods some water at a autograph signing in the front lobby of the hotel he was doing. He is a nice guy human like everyone else.
***The hotel I worked at in the 90's had a petting zoo in the back of the hotel parking lot for a function,
some rodeo kind of guys working it got drunk & brought a donkey up to their room without
anyone knowing. Fed it many nachos then went to the other guys room & passed out.
Well the house keeping girl came in to a horrific scene. The donkey had let loose
all over the place & was resting on the bed. She came in & saw the mess all over
then she looked at the bed only to see the donkey looking back at her.
She screamed as she screamed the donkey stood up let loose all over the bed.
She slammed the door shut & ran screaming all the way to the house keeping office.
Where at the time I was a dishwasher there. I saw her run down the back hallway
screaming something about a burro, but at the time it hit me as she said burrito.
Must of been a bad burrito, I said to the other dishwasher.
***Also when I was a dishwasher, me & the
vietnamese guy I worked with found some
undeveloped film in the trash that came out of one
of the rooms.
So he took it & had it developed. A few days later he came to work sounding like bevius.
( We were the original bevius and buthead! )
http://home.dbdbdugbug.operaunite.com/media_player/media/Etc
He showed me the photos, they where of a tall skinny guy facing
some really big ladies. He was in a big diaper with a gun holster on & a cowboy hat. The two ladies had on diapers on too, but where sucking on pacifiers.
The next photo is of him pulling out his guns & like shooting the ladies.
The next photo was of the ladies on their backs with their legs in the air shaking them.
Then the last photo was of him blowing in the guns.
It did not show any acts of sex on the photos we had, but still very funny for
me & more funny for a foreigner. America what a country!
***Before my time at the hotel I worked at, there was a server I knew that caught a hotel room on fire. The sterno for an chafer got to close
to the curtain in one of the rooms & then soon it set off the alarm so
every one on the floor went out of their rooms & looked around the hallway then soon the sprinklers went on one section at a time.
The people looking down the hallway saw that the other people down
the hallway where getting wet & they laughed at them then they got wet
& then the people behind them laughed then they got wet.
Everyone went outside! Outside the news crew was there & asked a him
what happened? He said he guessed it must be some ones buffet in one of
the rooms caught on fire. Turns out it was his room!
It was good he had humor about it.
***As you know Hotels are always willing for your business but no donkey please!
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