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Steve Nash Parodies "The Dark Knight Rises" - The NOC
by NOC 407,164 views
"Dark Night Rises" is finally in theaters and Steve Nash parodies the movie for The NOC. How does the Dark Knight Rise? With his insane workout regimen: Batsanity!
Steve re-imagines Batman's origin story...as an overweight drunk in need of a kick start on life! Just follow along and you too can get ripped like a superhero!
"Nash, Camera, Action" is a hilarious movie parody series written by, directed by, and starring two-time NBA MVP Steve Nash. Check out one of sports' most irreverent personalities putting his own spin on upcoming movie blockbusters and classic films. Subscribe to The NOC to be the first to see what movies Steve takes on each week! -
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NFL Replacement Refs Music Parody - Flo Rida "Whistle" - The NOC
by NOC 2,956,904 views
"Whistle" - A music parody about the NFL's replacement refs set to Flo Rida's "Whistle."
Lyrics:
I just bought a whistle baby, whistle baby, let me ref
Girl I don't know the rules except they tell me how to dress
I just wave my arms around and then I throw my flag
I just bought a whistle baby, whistle baby... I'm a scab
I'm betting you like football
And I'm betting you love bad calls
I'm betting you like refs who make calls for teams
To win my fantasy league
Is it a fumble or a dropped pass
Is it cool to pull a facemask
It may take me a little longer
To get every call a little wronger
I just bought a whistle baby, whistle baby, let me ref
Girl I don't know the rules except they tell me how to dress
I just wave my arms around and then I throw my flag
I just bought a whistle baby, whistle baby... I'm a scab
I'm repping for my team on facebook
My last real job was as a line cook
For a Division III high school
And now I'm enforcing all these dope rules
Like calling this dude for double-dribble
My kid's hero is Roger Goodell
So what—I missed a little cheap hit
Let's check a replay for the coin flip
I just bought a whistle baby, whistle baby, let me ref
Girl I don't know the rules except they tell me how to dress
I just wave my arms around and then I throw my flag
I just bought a whistle baby, whistle baby... I'm a scab
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iPhone 5 "Will It Dunk?" w/ Knicks' Iman Shumpert - The NOC
by NOC 674,663 views
iPhone 5 just released! Knicks' Iman Shumpert shatters a new iPhone 5 in an attempt to see how it performs as a basketball.
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KevJumba vs. NY Yankee Nick Swisher Ping Pong FaceOFF
by NOC 1,238,902 views
KevJumba vs. NY Yankee Nick Swisher Ping Pong FaceOFF
KevJumba and Nick Swisher bet their YouTube and Facebook accounts in an epic ping pong FaceOff. If Swisher wins, he takes control of KevJumba's YouTube Channel. If KevJumba wins, he takes control of Swisher's Facebook page.
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UFC Fighter Jon Bones Jones vs Attack Dog: Ice Bucket
by NOC 615,062 views
UFC Fighter Jon Bones Jones vs Attack Dog: Ice Bucket
Jon "Bones" Jones gets attacked by a dog. He also shoots a suspect, arrests a vagrant, and drives a police car through an obstacle course during Police Academy Training. SUBSCRIBE to The NOC! Where athletes live every day!
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Every Fan of the NFL in 90 Seconds! - The NOC
by NOC 452,080 views
We're summing up fans of every single NFL franchise in a single sentence! Let us know if we got your city right!
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Every Fan's Girlfriend: NFL - The NOC
by NOC 915,984 views
Behind every great fan is a great girlfriend. From those who care only about jersey colors to those who know the game better than their boyfriends, we honor them all.
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John Wall Shuts Up High School Kid - The NOC
by NOC 3,149,857 views
John Wall is challenged by high school star Tyrek Coger of Upper Room Christian Academy to a game of one on one at the Reebok Breakout Challenge.
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The Lumineers - "Ho Hey" - Giants World Series Song Parody - The NOC
by NOC 171,920 views
The San Francisco Giants won the World Series! We honor the team and its fans with this song parody of "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers
Lyrics:
(Ho!) Party on the BART tonight
(Hey!) Our rings are shining bright
(Ho!) Golden Gate to Chinatown
(Hey!) SF can wear the crown
(Ho!) We never had a doubt (Hey!)
(Ho!)
(Pa-!) Saw a jack from Sandoval
(-blo!) Three times over the wall
(Zi-!) Pitching Zito, Lincecum
(-to!) Matt Cain and Madison
(Ro-!) Now I'm singing a Vogelsong (-mo!)
Giants won for you, Giants won for me, San Francisco
Giants won for you, Giants won for me—you're my team (Ho!)
(Hey!)
(Ho!) Whether we made it to the park
(Hey!) Or watched it in a Castro bar
(Ho!) We put our faith in Scutaro
(Hey!) Buster Posey, Blanco
(Ho!) Now we're champions of the world (Hey!)
(Ho!)
(Pa-!) From Willie Mays to Mike Krukow
(-blo!) To the boats in McCovey Cove
(Zi-!) Year's done and we're the best
(-to!) Thank god for the NL West
(Ro-!) Now let's all get wrecked (-mo!)
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Michael Vick: Undercover Salesman - The NOC
by NOC 195,552 views
Michael Vick: Undercover Salesman
Michael Vick poses as Victor the salesman at Modell's Sporting Goods in Times Square Manhattan. He tries to convince customers to buy pieces from his new sportswear line, V7. The NOC was able to tag along!
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Fart Prank - "Got Em" w/ DeAndre Jordan - Ep 3 - The NOC
by NOC 273,054 views
LA Clipper DeAndre Jordan brings a fart machine to Venice Beach. Chaos ensues. Episode 3 of DeAndre Jordan's NOC prank show, "Got Em"
"GOT 'EM": LA Clipper DeAndre Jordan is one of the NBA's premiere pranksters. In this new series from The NOC, DeAndre wreaks prank havoc on Venice Beach.
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"Call Me Maybe" Phelps Lochte Music Parody - Invade London - The NOC
by NOC 2,255,044 views
Lyrics:
I'm in a personal hell
I kind of hate Michael Phelps
I wish he'd drown in a well
That dude is in my way
When I first saw that guy swim
He got nothing but wins
I could've sworn he had fins
But now he's in my way
More gold than Mark Spitz
Strange pecs, taking bong hits
Stay smooth, shave your armpits
Where you think you're swimming, Mikey?
Hey, I'm not Michael, don't eat at Subway
But this is my year, so call me Lochte
Its hard to swim right, by Phelps baby
But this is my year, so call me Lochte
Now I'm the king of the pool
I made you look like a tool
Bob Costas thinks that I'm cool
I pushed you out of my way
You were my idol
Now you're just a rival
Don't get suicidal
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Prank: NFLs LaMarr Woodley Michael Turner Steve Breaston and Marcedes Lewis - The NOC
by NOC 147,152 views
Pittsburgh Steeler LaMarr Woodley pulls a prank on his friends Michael Turner, Steve Breaston and Marcedes Lewis. In a fake photo shoot for GQ Russia, Lamarr and a cast of actors get the athletes to wear makeup, put on crazy costumes, and pose in ridiculous ways. SUBSCRIBE to The NOC! Where athletes live every day.
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"Jeremy Lin That I Used to Know" Song Parody - The NOC
by NOC 811,835 views
"Jeremy Lin That I Used to Know" Song Parody set to "Somebody That I Used to Know" by: Gotye.
lyrics:
Now and then I think of when we played together
Like when you shot a jumper right in Kobe's eye
Bought a ticket back to MSG
Activated my cable TV
But that was back before you tore your left meniscus
Why'd you have to sign so high
Said the Knicks would match it like you never even met James Dolan
I wish that he would pay you bro
Playing for the Rockets and they're still gonna suck
You should have played with Carmelo
Could've won a title and then maybe we'd retire your number
I guess that you just need that dough
And now you're just Jeremy that I used to know
When I think of all the players who screwed us over
Part of me believing it was always something that we'd done
Haven't seen the finals since Sprewell played
Could have had a ticker tape parade
Now you're an Asian in cowboy clothes
And we won't be crying for Jeremy that we used to know
Why'd you have to sign so high
Said the Knicks would match it like you never even met James Dolan
I wish that he would pay you bro
Playing for the Rockets and they're still gonna suck
You should have played with Carmelo
Could've won a title and then maybe we'd retire your number
I guess that you just need that dough
And now you're just Jeremy that I used to know -
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Brandon Marshall tames The Beast: Ice Bucket - The NOC
by NOC 339,561 views
Brandon Marshall tames The Beast: Ice Bucket
Brandon Marshall opens up about having Borderline Personality Disorder while restoring his vintage 1972 Cutlass. SUBSCRIBE to The NOC! New athlete vids every Tuesday!
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NFLs Marshawn Lynch Buys a Grill: Lets Buy Sh*t - The NOC
by NOC 132,635 views
NFL's Marshawn Lynch Buys a Grill: Let's Buy Sh t - NOC
Marshawn Lynch goes shopping for a new grill for his teeth.
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Jason Terry Asks Fans for Their Autographs - "Jason Terry is a Celtic" - Ep 2 - The NOC
by NOC 68,093 views
Jason Terry turns the tables on his new Boston fans by asking for
THEIR autographs. The hilarious second episode of his new NOC series,
"Jason Terry is a Celtic."
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"Jason Terry is a Celtic":
Jason Terry hits the streets of Boston as the newest member of the
Celtics to meet, greet, and prank his new fans! It's a citywide
welcoming party!
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Shawne Merriman Full Workout: Training Days - The NOC
by NOC 271,007 views
Our cameras follow former Buffalo Bills and San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman through a full workout with a trainer at Fit Athletic in San Diego, CA. Shawne talks with us about his comeback from injury and why he is looking forward to the upcoming season.
Pro athletes aren't born. They're created through commitment and sacrifice. And it all starts with training. With fast-moving, beautifully stylized cinematography, The NOC presents "Training Days," a gritty, up-close look at the intense workout rituals of elite athletes. From weight training to pilates, hill climbing to yoga, sledgehammer-wielding to cycling, this series captures how world-class athletes are made. We'll learn what motivates them to keep pushing their bodies to the edge as we witness every rep and drop of sweat on the road to greatness.
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Game and Stevie Johnson Record Mixtape Track - The NOC
by NOC 84,629 views
Game and NFL s Stevie Johnson Record Mixtape Track
Stevie Johnson meets up with Game to produce an original Stevie Johnson hip hop hit that will appear on Game's upcoming mixtape...but we're not sure when yet, so SUBSCRIBE and we'll tell you when it comes out!
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GoPro: UFCs Carlos Condit Underwater Workout - The NOC
by NOC 57,229 views
We hit the pool with GoPros to capture Carlos Condit's underwater exercise regimen as he prepares for his fight against Georges St-Pierre.
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Obama vs Romney Street Fight - Ep 1 - The NOC
by NOC 124,700 views
Mitt Romney ambushes Barack Obama in New York's Washington Square Park, as the 2012 election takes an interesting turn.
Obama vs. Romney: The Showdown
Leading up to the presidential election we'll learn everything there
is to know about Obama and Romney's stances on the issues. But this
election season, The NOC brings you the only "debate" that matters:
Which candidate will win The NOC Decathlon! 10 weeks. 10 Events. For
the fate of our country.
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TJ Lang's Ref Tweet Sung - Music Twideos - The NOC
by NOC 3,246 views
TJ Lang's infamous Replacement Ref tweet gets The NOC "Music Twideo" treatment, courtesy of singer Michelle Ferreira.
@TJLang70: F*** it NFL.. Fine me and use the money to pay the regular refs.
Here at The NOC, we love Twitter, and we love music videos. That's why we invented music twideos—our favorite sports tweets set to music. SUBSCRIBE and visit The NOC for fresh twideos every week!
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Steve Nash Parodies "Star Wars" - The NOC
by NOC 219,575 views
Steve Nash stars in a parody of "Star Wars." In "Episode 1: The Point Guard Strikes Black", Steve has converted to the Dark Side! Can his teammates save him and restore order to the galaxy?!
"Nash, Camera, Action" is a hilarious movie parody series written by, directed by, and starring two-time NBA MVP Steve Nash. Check out one of sports' most irreverent personalities putting his own spin on upcoming movie blockbusters and classic films. Subscribe to The NOC to be the first to see what movies Steve takes on each week! -
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Creepy Health Exam Prank - Street Games w/ Stevie Johnson - Ep 5 - The NOC
by NOC 19,858 views
Stevie offers up $5 for contestants who agree to put on doctor's gloves and ask the people of Union Square if they are ready for their exam.
Buffalo Bills star Stevie Johnson hits the streets with a wad of cash
to challenge unsuspecting pedestrians to a series of crazy dares and
high-stakes competitions. New episodes every Thursday!
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Dwight Howard "Save The Centers" - The NOC
by NOC 231,902 views
Dwight Howard wants your help in saving Centers who have been taken off the All-Star ballot in this Sarah McLachlan-inspired PSA.
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Judge Sapp: Hair Weave Mix-Up - Ep 1 - The NOC
by NOC 16,905 views
Judge Warren Sapp rules on the sale of a bad hair weave. Sheree Clausell is suing Byron Barnett for $500 as a refund for the poor quality of the hair extensions he sold her.
In Warren Sapp's court, real people resolve real issues before one of sports' most outrageous and outspoken personalities. Donning a robe and wielding a gavel for the first time, Judge Sapp won't take any nonsense as he presides over his court. Unlike the People's Court, Judge Sapp features a DJ - Olympic snowboarder Louie Vito - and settlements determined by a casino-style wheel. -
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Metta World Therapy: Pressure - Ep 1 - The NOC
by NOC 32,940 views
Lakers' Metta World Peace sits down with a team of kid therapists to discuss how he copes with pressure - the premiere episode of "Metta World Therapy."
Life can be complicated when you're a professional athlete. ESPECIALLY when you're Metta World Peace. With everyone always in his ear, sometimes Metta just needs a bit of clarity. Enter The NOC, and our expert team of proven psychiatric professionals. Oh, did we mention they're all under ten years old?
Tune in each week to watch Metta World Peace tackling a new topic with his team of kid therapists. BIG issues, LITTLE help.
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Slo Mo Kick on Eggs: "Fighter vs Food" w/ Anthony Pettis - Ep 1 - The NOC
by NOC 324,973 views
UFC lightweight contender Anthony "Showtime" Pettis takes on a carton of eggs, smashing them to pieces with a series of roundhouse kicks - in super slo mo!
In this series from The NOC, UFC fighter Anthony "Showtime" Pettis demonstrates his dynamic MMA moves in super slow motion by kicking, punching, and splattering food!
When he's not demolishing food items, Anthony trains at Roufusport MMA Academy in Milwaukee, WI. http://roufusport.com/
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