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    3 Easiest Ways to Prank Noobs -- "Up All Knight"

    by Vsauce 787,594 views

    3 easy, simple ways to scare noobs: invert their monitor colors, shake up their browsers with javascript, and scare them into thinking you can edit any website!

    CODE 1:
    javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i &gt 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.mo­veBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)

    CODE 2:
    javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

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    HOW TO MAKE THINGS NORMAL AGAIN:
    To undo the the mac color-invert press the same buttons again. To undo the mac contrast change hold command+option+control and hit "," (comma) until it's normal. To undo the Windows color-invert go to: Start, Control Panel, Accessibility Options, Display. Then de-select "high contrast mode" -- depending on what you're running, it could also be in Control Panel, Appearance. You can see other funky contrast options there, too -- be sure you pick the right one or your computer might look like Windows 95 LOL XD

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    by Vsauce 332,362 views

    More Windows and Mac pranks and tricks to scare noobs :)

    Remap a desktop icon to this location to make it restart a computer when clicked:

    %windir%system32shutdown.exe -r -t 00

    Copy/Paste this javascript into your browser RIGHT NOW to make everything spin around (undo by refreshing):

    javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("div"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval(­'A()',5); void(0);

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    6 MORE Tricks, Hacks, and Pranks -- "Up All Knight" Episode 3

    by Vsauce 536,197 views

    Up All Knight is back with javascript tricks, 'hidden' games on Macs, a YouTube easter egg, and some fun Visual Basic pranks :)

    CODE #1

    copy/paste it from here: http://textbin.com/l8001

    CODE #2
    do
    x = 1
    WHILE x <= 1 message = msgbox("Click OK to Close this box", x = x + 1)
    wend
    loop

    CODE #3
    Dim fso, ws, file, APP_PATH
    Set ws = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
    APP_PATH = """C:\Program Files\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe"""
    ws.run APP_PATH

    do
    set shl = createobject("wscript.shell")
    shl.sendkeys "I eat donkey balls"
    wscript.sleep 8000
    loop

    *****************

    http://www.Facebook.com/VsauceGaming

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    HACK YOUTUBE COMMENTS ... and other pranks! -- Up All Knight #4

    by Vsauce 779,660 views

    ** Links **

    http://www.Facebook.com/VsauceGaming

    http://www.vanishd.com ---- sorry, but it looks like you have to pay for it now :(

    Arcade Fire HTML5 video: http://www.thewildernessdowntown.com/

    Google Chrome Instructions:

    When using Chrome as your browser, right click on a page and select "Inspect Element."

    What you get is a window containing the page's HTML. Click the magnifying glass in that window (near the bottom left) and now mouse over elements on the page to see the code associated with them highlighted.

    NOW, mouse over the comment box and in the code window look for "onfocus." Double click on it and paste this code in it's place, between the quotation marks:

    CODE #1:

    JavaScript: alert( 'Your comments have violated Article 7 of The U.S. Criminal Code. Your name and address have been submitted to the FBI.')

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    How to BLOW UP YOUTUBE !!! -- Up All Knight # 5

    by Vsauce 758,196 views

    ** LINKS **

    toowiggly.com

    BSoD Screen Saver: http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb897558

    Kernel Panic Screensaver: http://doomlaser.com/kernel-panic-screensaver/

    This is the artist/genius who made the snowstorm and cursor thing -- check out his blog to see all his projects! http://mark-beasley.com/blog/

    Snowstorm of Tweets: http://duskjacket.com/SNOWSTORM/?=vsauce

    Everyone's cursor's together: http://duskjacket.com/MMORPP/

    Automatic Art Maker: http://nag.iap.de/?ac=create&lang=en

    Reverse Image Search: http://www.tineye.com

    3D interactive video: http://www.yellowbirdsdonthavewingsbuttheyflytomakeyouexperi­encea3dreality.com/showreel

    CODE #1 (asteroids):

    copy/paste it from HERE: http://textbin.com/h4772

    CODE #2 (Invert Colors):

    grab the code HERE: http://textbin.com/204t7

    CODE #3:

    Too long for description! Find it here: http://textbin.com/8o580

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    HOW TO: Animated Wallpaper! -- Up All Knight #6

    by Vsauce 502,795 views

    ** LINKS AND ALL STEPS ***

    Donwload VLC: http://www.videolan.org/vlc/

    VLC tricks explained in text: http://kyrionhackingtutorials.com/2010/07/some-hidden-tips-t­ricks-of-vlc-player/

    CODE #1: available HERE: http://textbin.com/1344d

    EPIC GOOGLE: http://www.toobigtouse.com

    WEENIE GOOGLE: http://www.toosmalltouse.com/

    Code #2: click "spoiler" in the first post in the thread HERE: http://www.se7ensins.com/forums/topic/479304-how-to-make-a-t­ic-tac-toe-game-in-notepad/

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