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PIANO

i hate my life sometimes

MOSES

sounds like we're both in the same boat (only i gave up long ago, and resolved instead to other pursuits)

PIANO

like getting drunk?

again

MOSES

ah, nemesis!

(no, i will not drink tonight)

PIANO

well, i have three beers in my fridge (meaning i drank 9 last night)

and i'm going to more than likely drink them

MOSES

which will inevitably lead to the purchase of more drinks

and thus, our alcoholism

(if only they made 9-packs)

PIANO

9 packs!

that's perfect

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