It happens to us all at some point. Fear teh Nerf Bat
-Nyhm
Nerf You
seems every patch from blizzard that scratches your rogue or wizard,
lose a couple of percents and you never know what to do
Your trade rants are annoying so everyone just ignores em
then you head out to the forums and start yellin for a blue
because your digi phallus was shrunk in the name of balance
you just have to spread your malice even though you know its true
so go and work your mining act like a bitch and keep whining
now that you aint OP it seems like your winning streak is through
Far as I can recall you laughed and said just shrug it off
when my class was gettin nerfed but now the bat has come for you
it seems your strategy of just mashin on all the keys
doesnt work anymore now im laughing every time you lose
why not just blame the game though like you did with your nintendo
claimin your controller broke so your ego wont get a bruise
cause man its just your time you were just the next one in line
but dont worry every patch another class just has to get screwed
(Hook)
Now every time your findin yourself feared stunlocked or blinded
or face a bubbled up pally and hate their immunity
despite how much you trollin at all these no skilled face rollin
players maybe you should S T F U and then L 2 P
(Chorus Nyhm)
cause Everyone on earth hides when the blizzard goes a nerfin
when they leave your toon a worthless somone gotta find a blue
cause Everyone on earth hides when the blizzard goes a nerfin
But i think its about time you got knocked down a peg or two
(Chourus Sorrea )
cause they Nerfed you.....
Your shitty class needs a blue
cause they nerfed you.....
you got knocked down a peg or two.... then
Verse 2
you start to favor the games newest monthly flavor
just like all your classes players and decide to start anew
You level for awhile the new toon is versitile
but meanwhile buh-blizzard smiles, and a new patch is persued
Shoulda seen it comin but you were just havin fun and
ru ru runnin through every dungeon you got invited to
But then in just a few days we get a new content tuesday
and your toon gets overhauled cause the balance is overdue
now you Might as well delete it your new toon just cant compete and
as the cycle is repeated a new flavor is debuted
the forums once again are all a-flamin heads are spinnin
from these wars but blizzards grinnin thanks for playin drive on through
so hunters keep on huntin and rogues you just keep on stunnin
Shamans still aint all that fun but you keep shamaninin too
when your class get "upgrading" your no longer picked for raiding
please shut up with your nerd raging and just quietly QQ
(Hook)
Now every time your findin yourself feared stunlocked or blinded
or face a bubbled up pally and hate their immunity
despite how much you trollin at all these no skilled face rollin
players maybe you should S T F U and then L 2 P
(Chorus Nyhm)
cause Everyone on earth hides when the blizzard goes a nerfin
when they leave your toon a worthless somone gotta find a blue
cause Everyone on earth hides when the blizzard goes a nerfin
But i think its about time you got knocked down a peg or two
(Chourus Sorrea)
cause they Nerfed you.....
your shitty class needs a blue
cause they nerfed you.....
you got knocked down a peg or two....
World of Warcraft nerfed you
World of Warcraft nerfed you
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