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phantomscarz
Style: Black
Joined: October 16, 2006
Last Sign In: 4 days ago
Subscribers: 1,264
Channel Views: 47,386
just doing me
Influences: richard pryor, dave chappelle, eddie murphy, bernie mac, steve harvey, cedric the entertainer, jeff foxworthy, jeff dunham, rick james, michael jackson, joe blount, wayne brady , katt williams, prince, damon williams
Similar To: no one because im original
comedy makes me human

"lick some coochie, save a baby"
- kriskhaos

lmao

I wont be able to make or view anymore videos until i straighten some of this bull shit out so please stop asking me to watch your stuff until then


yo whats up i got two accounts and the other is antisocialloner.... it was originally just for safety purposes but i decided that this account is to entertain and the other will be to inform, usually about my more personal issues

any topics you want me to cover from a comedic standpoint? holla at cha boi and i will see what i can do

warning
most of the videos you will see on this sight might contain the most vile, insane, dumbest, and offensive images, sounds, and people ever created. But don't take it seriously. Just loosen up and have a good time!!! I only do it to put a smile on your face and its whatever makes you happy!!!

ex - MAGIC GOLDFISH REPRESENTER :(
seems certain drama queens are on that same ol bullshit but whateva man


*update
as of 11/06/07 i have received my first honor!!!
#98 most viewed comedian (this week!)
im so proud of myself
the best is yet to come!!!
im making a video dedicated to a friend who pitched the idea
i hope she enjoys
and im going to try to limit my videos to once a week due to school :(




i try to reply to everybody and i also sub people who have videos regardless of who they are (as long as you ask me) and i try to watch a lot of the ones sent to me unless they do one everyday ....

and yes
i am going to marry rihanna
or christina milian
or megan goode
or lacy duvalle
or cassie
or angel "lolaluv"
or shadia simmons
or alanna lee
or alicia keys
tbc....

my myspace is www.myspace.com/crossbonezx
hit me up
my aim is antisociallonerx
if you want my yahoo or msn just holla i got you
and i also have stickam and i just got a microphone but i cant go to the website from school....

the people on here i fucks with because no matter what i do they always have my back (i dont know if that statement is a good thing or a bad thing though) o and if i forget you remember that this is a work in progress lol and this list is in no particular order
classic14rider
H0neyBabyD0ll
yurushii
sikosm
MBRHIndustries
akeelyou aka kyleweaverwazzu
arungir
willypizzle
lordtempist
Deezil7


the best musicians on youtube are tayzonday and ronaldjenkees

hottest women on youtube (da s.l.i.c.e)
tokenblackchic
anonygirl1
monique1896
meljc2001
PaSsIoNaTeTaLeNt
AlexisJordan1
princess8702
Intellect4daIgnorant
brittany2006

*get at me if you can prove otherwise*

o and remember
i cant be the antichrist
i'm Pro Jesus!!!
City: jackson
Country: United States
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Channel Comments (2160)
DUBBLEOODACHAMP (1 week ago)
WIll u subscribe to my videos and i will do the same
Mantistnpng (1 week ago)
what's up man. Cool videos
MermaidsRreal1998 (4 weeks ago)
ilove your channel commentback
policeboy1288 (1 month ago)
I havent seen any of your videos but the reason I am subscribing is because you are black. ONE LOVE
BenRaifilms (1 month ago)
THank you for the Add! Please Check out my videos. I have a new urban drama series!!! Coming Soon!! COMMENT, Rate, DON'T FORGET TO SUBSRIBE!!!
RandomShadowMan (1 month ago)
Holy shit man. You back now?
s3ksh0n8 (2 months ago)
AND FUCK NIGGERS
upsquadtv (2 months ago)
Nice
BarrettTV (2 months ago)
ok i dont think i knew u were a partner...but good to see u arent dead...and wat happened to ur dreds?..and good to see u arent fat anymore..well..as fat
juliemusic87 (2 months ago)
hey there just wanted to sat that i loved your videos i subbed keep up your great work

hugs, julie
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