I'll just put up some of the press I've been getting lately... that'll describe this channel more accurately than I ever could:

"A group of gypsys listened to this guy's songs the other day and were so filled with pure rock n roll that they literally morphed into ENERGYPSYS and used real live snakes as guitars to start their own band in this guys image... they called the band 'Moon Hump.'"
- Chip Bradshaw, The Groovy Icky Times (Dec 13, 2008)

"Patrick Coffin may not have invented the taco... but he sure as heck perfected it."
- Esteban Emmanuel Cassiano Cortez, Spanish Tribune (Dec 01, 2008)

"This guy pees soul and poops funky turds into the toilet."
- Lamont Johnston, B.E.M Black Entertainment Magazine (Dec 11, 2008)

"This guy just shows an assortment of tent pictures on the megascreen behind him at his shows. Nobody has any idea why this is but some people seem to appreciate it."
- Taylor Robins, Dude Room News (Dec 07, 2008)

"No More Mr.Nice Guy" by Alice Cooper is probably my favorite song ever!
- Jamie Curry, Not Really Related News (Feb 18, 2009)

"I sold him a car. It was a pretty nice car... but he never paid me for it."
- Rex Smith, Power Auto Magazine (Feb 17, 2009)

"I know for a fact that this guy can cut off his fingers and shoot darts out of the wounds like it's nothing."
- Brick Lockheart, Real Things People Can Do Magazine (Dec 01, 2008)

"He may not know how to read."
- Jen Winkel, Women Who Love Words (Jan 02, 2009)

"I went to a party he was throwing and it was basically heaven. There was live music and soda beverages and we were technically on a cloud! It was really something."
- Ronny and Rachel talk news magazine., Ronny Harper (Dec 17, 2008)

"Partick Coffins Music has provided me with something I've never had before. Up until now I went to sleep each night dreaming of taking a long dive off a tall building into a pool of spear tips, skewering my entrails and exploding my squishy bits all over those with in the 'Splash Zone.'"
- Tydues's son Diomedes, Myspace (Feb 23, 2009)

"Well, he's certainly no Jason Perkins... but he's alright, I guess."
- Chet Alan Stevens, Country Music Weekly (Jan 30, 2009)

"This dude has mojo comming out his veins. This is serious jam to go with ya'lls toast. where else can you go to find this kind of realism? huh? where? "
- Jason Perkins, Myspace.com (Dec 08, 2008)

"Patrick Coffin is a man who spends most of his time looking directly at the sun then trying to play 'blind tiddlywinks.' "
- Ray Charleston, The People's Trends (Jan 05, 2009)

"I had cancer in my ears until the moment I listened to this... PERFECTION!!!"
- Mitchell Langsly, The Cure Magazine (Dec 05, 2008)

"This guy proves that not everyone from hell only likes metal. He shows an impressive array of decent (at best) tunes."
- Satan, Hells Bells Ring True (Jun 06, 2006)

"This guy has so much funk-light radiating from his pores at any given point in time that funky flowers grow in just seconds after he breaths onto regular soil."
- Amy Poppinstock, Your Garden and You Magazine (Dec 04, 2008)

"I'm proud of him for being so tidy and punctual. "
- Tammy Curtis, Home Makers Journal (Dec 13, 2008)

"I heard Patrick Coffin spends his leisure time saving us all from the lizard people of Noctine 8. Supposedly they are an interdimensional race that lives on another version of earth which exists on a parallel plain. He has stopped them from taking us over everytime so far."
- Guss Blaylock, Scary but True Journal (Dec 04, 2008)

"I almost hit him with my Jeep the other day... but instead, I didn't"
- Neil Morrison, Well, It's Sorta News Times (Dec 20, 2008)

"Since his 'destroying dreams of children' campaign in 2006... I think he's had 90 slices of pepperoni pizza."
- James Westover, Ranting and Raving Magazine (Dec 15, 2008)

"I'm pretty sure he's not imbred"
- Peter Rhineholder, Southern Glory Times (Dec 10, 2008)

"if this guy was hosting a bingo night on the roof of a church in the middle of winter and all the old people in town STILL showed up because the prize for getting 5 pieces in a row was eternal life... I would go"
- Ed McBeer, cool stuff news. (Dec 18, 2008) Entertainment Magazine

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To understand me, you probably must first understand where I came from.
I come from the most creative family in the universe... maybe even THE WORLD. I have 3 brothers who are completely amazing at stuff and my wonderful wife Chrissy, who supports my inate need to make stuff. She's super awesome at crafts AND she let me put a 9 foot green screen on our livingroom wall and my makeshift studio in our other room... just to let you all know how cool she is. My older brother Peter, is awesome at videos; he's an editing mastermind and a production powerhouse... the dude is great! My younger brother Tyler is completely brilliant! He is the quickest at coming up with a line that'll leave you speechless. Josh, my youngest bro, has a mix of talents that he's still developing... but I think he'll end up painting.

As for me... well, I like to think I got a little bit of everything but I have always specialized in sound. I did sound for video games for a while but now I'm planning on going back to school to get into film scoring. A lot of the music you'll hear on this page is my original music... most of the time I'll write the piece specifically for the skit and I'll get it all recorded in time to put it up.

I've never really known what it's like to have enough money to buy the things I need so I've learned how to work around problems really well. For instance, I can't afford more than a $50 acoustic guitar that sounds aweful. But the reason it sounds so bad is it has a really cheap plastic nut... so I tune it down a half step and put a nice capo on the first frett. Now it sounds tolerable. Also, my recording setup is INSANELY rigged up... but it works. You can always work through things if you use your brain. No Exceptions!

The best thing about my family is that we all help eachother out a lot... I think that is why we've grown to be the best there ever was
OH YEAH!
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You won't be sorry!