Yo

I like : reading, sleeping, eating and doing nothing.

I like not : not reading, not sleeping, not eating and clowns.

I have : clothes on, no talent and nothing else to say.

I am : lazy, clumsy, bad-tempered, cynical, sarcastic and perverted. I am also socially and emotionally retarded.

I speak: English and French.

Some really important stuff that you should absolutely know about me:

- I have a purple pencil case.

- I have a mini sombrero.

- I would like to conquer the world.

Im serious business.