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Enjoy the last few days of a Channel that doesn't look shit
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Paranoidave
Style: Salsa
Joined: February 07, 2006
Last Sign In: 1 hour ago
Videos Watched: 24,573
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Here you will find all the stuff I upload. So far this is mostly Random old sketches from my younger days, footage of my band, and my infamous song interpretations.

e-mail: dmarcovecchio@hotmail.co.uk

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- several bullshit "support genre!" things
- a "copied and pasted to make myself look cooler" list of bands
- Some bullshit made up info about me
- Some inane best/worst band thing
- at least 2 ASCii Graphics

Awesome, now I fit in :D
Whats there to say, I got mildly big making fun of stuff.

WarGazM: Gloucester's favourite Non-PC drunk-rock sons.

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City: Cardiff
Hometown: Gloucester
Country: United Kingdom
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Recent Activity  
Paranoidave commented on Interpretation of Slipknot (1 hour ago)
"haha that means you heard of them 3 years ago. When you were their bigge..."   more
 
 
Paranoidave commented on Interpretation of Slipknot ... (2 hours ago)
"as you put it earlier

"Dude, that reply was lazy, i'm sorry but you ..."
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Paranoidave commented on Interpretation of Paranoidave (3 hours ago)
"ta', the whole idea of the band was a joke that really only works in the..."   more
 
 
Paranoidave commented on Apology For the Trivium Int... (3 hours ago)
"Not really. I think if you're old enough to call me out and leave a comm..."   more
 
 
Paranoidave commented on Apology For the Trivium Int... (3 hours ago)
"I don't even consider myself a "Tro0" metaller, nor am I a met..."   more
 
Playlists
ParanoiDave General Weirdness / Text Only Stuff
19 videos
A collection of all the weird video nuggets that aren't interpretations and are just done for the sake of it.

Sketches
Video Edits/Remixes
Text Only Vids
Other Misc. Enjoyables!!
ParanoiDave Song Interpretations
13 videos
All of the interpretation videos I have ever made. Ranging from the Mega-hyped Trivium interpretation, to the more dedicated cult appeal of the Children of Bodom Interpretation...and all kinds of shit inbetween.

Current Victims:
Kalmah
Trivium
Bullet for My Valentine
As I Lay Dying
From First To Last
Slipknot
Hypocrisy
Avenged Sevenfold
Children of Bodom
Atreyu
ParanoiDave: Music what I've done made like
13 videos
Here you will find a bunch of songs that I have been involved with musically, from all sorts of band history. Basically this is the section for you If you're bitter about me making fun of a band you like and wanna make fun of something so you can feel like you've notched up a victory in your cold, lonely and ultimately dickless existence.

ENJOY :D
Interpretation of Atreyu
3:42
Yes Ladies, Gentlemen & Borderline retarded inhabitants of Youtube. ParanoiDave re...
1 year ago 74,696 views Paranoidave
Interpretation of Slipknot Part II
4:10
AS FEATURED IN KERRANG! Magazines "online shit that makes us laugh" issue 1231 ...
11 months ago 45,452 views Paranoidave
WarGazM - Emo Fag (Final VIdeo)
7:01
The outstanding video for WarGazM's track "Emo fag". Starring Dave Marcovecchi...
2 years ago 40,542 views Paranoidave
Interpretation of Children of Bodom
2:24
Dave and Ryan (ryangaston88) Team up once more to bring some awesome to the world ...
2 years ago 272,046 views Paranoidave
Star Trek - Deleted Scene - HXC 4 LYFE!
0:28
Proof that hangovers yield the best ideas. Basically this originates from being a...
2 months ago 889 views Paranoidave
Interpretation of Trivium
3:52
3RD ANNIVERSARY!!!! And a bunch of braindead fuckwits complain about this every da...
3 years ago 1,725,549 views Paranoidave
The Re-Emergence of the Return of The Interpretation of Avenged Sevenfold
4:22
Back online for the 3RD time. Hopefully this will be the last time and it won't...
2 years ago 140,004 views Paranoidave
Knergeizer - Toxic Revenge
3:01
Good Quality Version @ http://www.myspace.com/knergeizer A re-recorded version ...
1 year ago 3,947 views Paranoidave
WarGazM - Ode to Youtube
2:29
A rushed music video showcasing some studio pics and terrible animation. Also f...
1 year ago 13,125 views Paranoidave
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Not Today Motherfucker!
0:09
A UFO tried to kill me, so I shot it.
3 years ago 271,164 views bizzbatch
Kiss shreds
4:10
[TRANSLATED] Kiss shreds
[TRANSLATED] Kiss shreds
The P.I.S.S is by far the most together group in the show biz.
7 months ago 561,692 views StSandersMisc
Call Me Al - Short Attention Span Version
1:16
This is what the song sounds like when I get it stuck in my head -- I don't know a...
1 year ago 60,011 views seanbury
Ronald McDimmu's Hamborgir
4:01
Norwegian symphonic black metal and fast food clowns at its finest. Cheers for ...
3 months ago 30,015 views NextVictim09
Jimmy Cliff - John Crow
3:58
Marked for Death Soundtrack
1 year ago 58,883 views 1rastaraven
Steven Seagal in Out For Justice, Bar Scene!
6:12
After many requests I uploaded this scene, one of the funniest and coolest fight s...
2 years ago 1,161,042 views hmurdock
youtube poop - Dave has his moment
0:42
Megadeth just wins so much, they deserve a YTP megadeth/metallica flame wins in...
1 year ago 10,946 views coachz101
Steven Seagal Mountain Dew Commercial
0:59
Seagal
2 years ago 773,325 views JihadAlexander
It's not hot!
2:50
[TRANSLATED] It's not hot!
[TRANSLATED] It's not hot!
No Description Needed
1 year ago 19,707 views TrivialGibson
Channel Comments (4096)
TheDisturbedMaster (6 hours ago)
And wow dude... You've got more faggots hatin' on you then I do on my other profile.
TheDisturbedMaster (6 hours ago)
People on 4chan are normal people... If you disregard all of the Child Pornography and all of the pictures of penises, vaginas, asses, and boobs, you'll see, they're all normal people. Except for the furries, they're not normal.
Infernalhermit (6 hours ago)
Gonna be you're b-day soon. Any word on that 360 yet?
pizzaandmetal (17 hours ago)
I have an interpretation of Burzum's War lined up... I think you may find it agreeable.
samster317 (19 hours ago)
Actually, I don't hate Atreyu that much. But Trivium is downright horrible. You probably already saw this in one of my comments, but I'll repeat it now for emphasis - I couldn't even get through your Trivium interpretation because the song was so bad.
samster317 (20 hours ago)
"The Faint"... never even heard of them.

I took a look at them - they're not really my style, but they seem like a fun listen every now and then. And you seem to have a good taste in music (Kalmah, not Trivium/Atreyu), so I trust your judgement.
waltizl (1 day ago)
douche
TheDisturbedMaster (1 day ago)
You don't know what Lolface is even though it's your profile picture?
Infernalhermit (1 day ago)
Ke ke keeeeeeee.
Gr1ndStep (1 day ago)
hey paranoid dave why dont u lick my dirty asshole while ur mom continues sucking on my ball sack.
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