Team Fortress 2 - Ode to the Sandvich Song
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I'm your Sandvich
Savin heavy's lives if they take too much damage
Scout eatin' me but I'm gonna make him fat
Would you like french fries with that?
Shove me in your face, we're talking cram'age

I'm your Sandvich
But you can call me ham and cheese
The only way you'll eat me is if you're goin' heavy
You're like, "Come on Sandvich, just a bite please?
I'm starvin' over here, down on my knees!"




Pumpernickel, rye, any bread you please
Toasted, dry, or with a mustard squeeze
Provalone or swiss, I'm filled with cheese
You wish you had another one just like me
I'm your SANDVICH!

I'm your Sandvich
Maybe you think I'm not much of an advantage
Fat, commie bastard chewin' mouth open
What were the dudes at Valve smokin' Forums fillin' up with rant'age
Stop cryin' bout me when I give you health
They're saving the chainsaw for somebody else
At least I'm delicious
Everyone's got wishes Even a Sandvich like myself.

If you lift my lid Here is what you'll see
I've hid A little mayonaise, spreadLettuce, tomato Piled high with meat kid
Man, don't forget the cheese with an olive and a toothpick for your teeth
I'm your SANDVICH!




I'm your Sandvich
Soviet built, you could call me a Manvich
People's party party peoples' bread Comrades,
I prefer it on Team Red
Capitalist pigs should be banished

I'm your Sandvich
You think that I am useless? Yeah - I heard you said it.
You miss your puny shotgun? Man, don't you get it?
Someone's getting really sick of healing your ass
He's called a Medic.

So you've lost a lot of blood, then eat me bitch!
Shovel me down like you was diggin' a ditch
Ham & cheese, ruben, submarine too
Any way you slice it, I'm good for you!
AND I'M THE SANDVICH. (less info)