Bringing you the latest stories from all four corners of Figuria and the deepest reaches of Space. With the newcasting team you've come to trust, in-depth reporting direct from the field, viewpoints and public opinions on the important issues, instant information from a semi-omniscient perspective, magical tracking of Intangible weather phenomena, and the latest from the world of sports. Broadcast live from TV Tower in New Block City, this is the Nightly News at Nine with Phil and Sherry.

The Nightly News at Nine with Phil and Sherry has been a staple of Figurian TV for over 5 years. It was the first show to focus on factual descriptions of real world events. In other words, it created the "News" genre. There have been many imitators, but none of them have matched the success of Phil and Sherry.