About this movie
- Genres:
- Comedy, Science Fiction
- Language:
- English
- Running time:
- 1:52:15
- Partner rating:
- Released:
- Jun 29, 2012
Cast & Crew
Cast
- Mark Wahlberg
- Mila Kunis
- Seth MacFarlane
- Joel McHale
- Giovani Ribisi
- Patrick Warburton
- Patrick Stewart
- Norah Jones
- Sam J. Jones
- Tom Skerritt
- Brett Manley
- Ralph Garman
- Alex Borstein
Directors
- Seth MacFarlane
Producers
- Scott Stuber
- Seth MacFarlane
- John Jacobs
- Jason Clark
Writers
- Seth MacFarlane
- Alec Sulkin
- Wellesley Wild
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Ted (Unrated)
Reviews by Rotten Tomatoes
69%
percent positive reviews
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Catherine Bray, Film4
Hit and miss humour with problematic undertones buoyed by an intriguing premise and appealing performances from the film's human cast.
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David Sexton, This is London
Laughter doesn't lie. I loved Ted and found it irresistibly funny and hugely enjoyable.
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Peter Bradshaw, Guardian [UK]
Ted has nothing much to offer in terms of subtlety and sensitivity, but there are plenty of laughs.
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Robbie Collin, Daily Telegraph
This is ersatz subversion for an audience secretly terrified of the real thing.
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Ben Walters, Time Out
Sure, MacFarlane, you can make us laugh, but it's time to grow up. Seriously.
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Philip De Semlyen, Empire Magazine
Crass, supremely silly and very, very funny, Ted is the comedy of the summer.
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