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The Married Life
The Gang Ghostbusts
It's Ernie
Girl Scouts AA Meeting
Diaper Time
Hey Mac, I'm shitfaced. We're going to need a driver.
Clint Eastwood
Scubs JD daydreams, Todd Waits
The story behind the name, Mordecai.
Beerfest's Barry Badrinath completely wasted
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I have emerged from my astronomical studies a much more educated man, a learned man, and yes—a frightened man. I am now a sage of the supernova. I'm still a big star. But people must realize that, since I am as big as eight conventional stars, the risk of me going supernova is that much greater. Not even electron degeneracy pressure is enough to stop a supernova when that happens to a star. I don't even know what that means, and I am the big astronomer, but it scares me. I have a future to think of. If I would have known being a star meant being a part of a system where gravity could collapse, causing my radiant celestial body to explode in an event 10 times brighter than an ordinary sun—or worse, dematerialize into a neutron star or possibly a black hole—I would have never agreed to this. I have been involved in many hotly contested battles in my life and have come out an even stronger warrior, but 100 billion Kelvins is a lot even for me. If I were still in my early 20s, maybe I could sustain a burst of energy more powerful than the sun could emit over a 10-billion-year time period. But everyone has to understand that I have a bad ankle.
Hometown:
Chicago
Country:
United States
Hobbies:
Who needs interests with a smile like this! (Financial embezzlement)
Movies:
PBS, National Geographic, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Frontline, Arrested Development, This Old House, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Testees, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, The Blues Brothers
Music:
93XRT, Johann Burgmüller, Beastie Boys, Sound Opinions
Books:
The Economist (albeit a weekly publication), Never Die Easy: The Autobiography of Walter Payton
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Song Title: Married Life
Artist: Michael Giacchino
 
 
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He works for beer and he looks a little tangled up.
 
 
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What's the time? Diaper Time
 
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