Top five things that Freshmen should look forward to this school term...
#5. Waking up on a strangers couch, two cities over from school, three days from your last memory in four day old clothes.
#4. Not attending a Canadian college.
#3. Taking road trips with friends that become epic treks and the basis of urban legends.
#2. Four years of binge drinking that turn into lost weekends, leading to (see #5).
#1. Getting to class late and attending a lecture to a course that you did not even register for after doing #3 & #5 of course.
Top five things that people don't say on Y.T.
5. Really, this is not boring
4. I have a full time job.
3. I always pay my rent on time
2. My stock portfolio has tripled!
1. Seriously, my Prozac ran out...I'm not Canadian.
Top five things that Freshmen should look forward to this school term...
#5. Waking up on a strangers couch, two cities over from school, three days from your last memory in four day old clothes.
#4. Not attending a Canadian college.
#3. Taking...