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November Rain - Literal Video Version levmyshkin - 880 views - 2 days ago
Oh yeah!

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Alex Heitlinger
Lyrics, vocals, music theory breakdown and audio mixing
http://www.tbonealex.blogspot. com

Torrey Meeks
Video, audio mastering, additional liner notes
http://www.torreymeeks.blogspo t.com

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LYRICS:

November Rain Literal Version

When I play some sad piano,
I think of Jesus and my slutty bride.
But as I watch her walkin down the aisle
I just worry shes been screwing around... with my drummer.
Violinists dancing
Someone follows you in a red dress
And it's hard for Slash to respect you,
when you look like a gay Napolean

Oh well flashback now to some old bar
And a really busted dame
Would you like a light? Oh, I guess Ill light yours too
Hey were all smoking now and we look so cool give me five...
Oh yeah
If I get her drunk and she really likes my hat
then maybe well make out
Then cut back to the back up singers
...then a drum fill

That pastors got a hairpiece
Hey did Slash forget the ring?
Nice to add some humor
To this nine minute epic dirge

Do you like my ring? Its really pointy
I think your friend is drunk, the one in the gold cross
Oooh lets make out some more... your hair is soft.
Oooh Slash is getting really bored... peace out, yall

Now its time to start
to rock real hard.
Cut back to Slash,
as hes leaving
I think the valet person
stole his car.
Hell get revenge with a burnin solo,
oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

And now they seem to be
at a different church
Hey dont throw that in my eye
it really hurts
Oooh, this car is off white,
I asked for eggshell
Oooh, what I really need right now
is another solo.

A drink has appeared on my piano.
Lets cut the wedding cake,
Mmmmmm cake
I told you not to wear those heels.
Makes me look so very short,
dont take my picture
The old people seem unhappy,
dont they like the accordion?
With the sax

Now everyone is pointing
'cuz its literally gonna rain!

(chanting)
Hey this casket is really heavy
Dontcha think that we need some help
Slash is busy shredding and burning
Maybe we should ask the girls
Those back-up singer girls

Oh my god, that was really heavy
My arms are totally sore
Im gonna go take some Advil
Slash is standing on the piano
Slash is standing on the piano

Don't ya think we should drive the point home?
Don't ya think that we need more rain?
Yes its a metaphor for bad times...
But its also actually raining
But its also actually raining

Cut to a man in a bed who is trembling
Was it a dream? Was it real? Was it real?
Empty casket with a simple rose
Hes just sad cuz his hairs messed up
Hes just sad cuz his hairs messed up
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Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal - Literal Video Version levmyshkin - 2,995 views - 6 days ago
Our tribute to the man.

RIP.

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Video by Torrey Meeks.
http://torreymeeks.blogspot.co m/2009/06/michael-jacksons-smo oth-criminal.html

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LYRICS:

At a gin mill with no bouncer
Come to tango, do some improv
Norma Desmond had a seizure
Basement Cat thinks this is just his solo
I don't see how you can play pool
when I'm organizing rescue teams
Get an arm band, a fedora
Cut the fake fog with some MagLites

First they check a wet street
Then a door just blows up
and it scares the mole men
They're afraid for the shop
where they fix violas
and wind chimes and cellos
Why did we go on foot?
Laser tag's annoying
in a welding helmet
Boulders shooting missiles
Guess they really should have
installed guard railings!

Slow-mo piroette now
in a warehouse
in my blue socks
where they shot "Roger Rabbit"
in the scene where
they rescued Toon Town
There's a pack of capybaras
and a grease fire
Tilt the camera
Can I hail a freakin taxi?
L.A. traffic
drives me crazy

Hold the elevator
Grinning ninja Pesci
Token helpless maiden
Are we in a mine shaft?
This is how to fail at
a trust exercise
What the hell did she do?
Stepping on her's not cool
Synchronize your lightguns

If I look tough
will you notice
my gun's Fisher Price?

Gap employees are you watching?
You've got nothing on our swing dance
We're coordinated zombies
Even though we goofed the frame rate
And they didn't pipe in
any saxaphonist
It's artistic license
Dancers drinking Red Bull
And it's not impressing
Cyd Charisse and her cat
Here I wear a black band
because I'm conscientious
I'm a draft objector
Isn't there an ordinance?
City council passed it
against smoking indoors

Now we're at a power plant
with a spotlight
Overwaxed floor
Stepping on a giant pancake
How'd you stop me
if your guns aren't loaded?
I can't find my teleprompter
I'll just stand here
We're not live, right?
Angry Lego stormtroopers
in a Costco
after hours

Surprise! I did a rain dance
Rigged up bottle rockets
in my zoot suit pockets
I look so tough
You don't notice
My gun's Fisher Price!

Rez in your Lightcycle
It can race a Spider California
I move better than your bitrate
Dragnet footage
And we threw in KITT too!
Who invited Kujo
to go jogging
to New Jersey?
All the cops are on the move now
because they moonlight
fixing skylights
Grab your biggest drillbit!
Your Infernus
just clocked five stars
Unexplained explosion
You can kick me
but the song's not over
Kamikaze hounds are tragic
but they make Joe Pesci giggle
Guess I'm loose but I'm too late
Pesci's fist got in touch with NORAD!

Michael Jackson
The Reluctant Hero
Died heroically in a tragic battle with Evil Joe Pesci
while attempting to recover the nuclear football
and save civilization itself.
August 29, 1958 — June 25, 2009
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Lady Gaga - Just Dance - Literal Video Version levmyshkin - 7,762 views - 3 weeks ago
The Just Dance video by Lady Gaga interpreted literally.

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Paco de Lucia - Bulerias FlamencoC... - 484,193 views - 2 years ago
From Buenos Aires, 1986. With Rubem Dantas on Cajon, this is one of my absolute favourite performances by PdL. Incredible energy between the two and Paco just tears it up.
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Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Radio Edit) michaelja... - 22,960,733 views - 2 years ago
Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal (Radio Edit)
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Shamwow Dub Parody - Scamnow rbelluso - 911,174 views - 3 months ago
This is of course the best shamwow dub out there.
Hey, if you like this help spread the word.

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