Some of my opinions/rules:

# No, I will never thank you for subscribing to my channel
# No, I will never subscribe to your channel just becuase you subscribed to mine
# No, I am never going to randomly subscribe to somebody else's channel
# No, I don't owe you anything EVEN IF you subscribed to me.
#No, i dont want your spam! Stop sending me messages about your videos! If I want to see your videos I WILL GO FIND THEM MYSELF IF I WANT TO WATCH THEM!!! It makes you so god damn desperate!
#For god sake, i don't want your spam at all!
#No, stop randomly asking for friendship!
If i don't know you, or you don't know me i wont accept, so don't even bother! It's a retarted thing, knock it off!

Now, if you should happen to think they are stupid, lame or you just think i suck, you can just go **** yourself...

Thats it! Enjoy! :)