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Lasse Gjertsen, også kalt "Youtube-Lasse". Faen..
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I just wanna thank all you people giving me so much great feedback and beautiful messages! You really keep me alive, seriously!! THANK YOU, and sorry if I don't reply everybody, ok?
Name: Lasse
Age: 24
I'm a poor animator, money wise.

It's very black and white when it comes to most things with me. Either very good, or very bad.

Even if I want to or not, I'm constantly trying to figure out why things are. I'd like to know what the hell we're doing here. I want to know why the world exists. Why? Because I have a human brain! So do you! Use it!

The world is actually a wonderful place, and we should feel extremely honored that it's been given to us. No, I'm not talking about God, or Allah or Vishnu or Santa Claus here, but the mere fact that we are here, and the chances of that are just impossible to explain. What is easy to explain though, is why it sucks. The world itself is superb! We're not..

We have the power to mold the world exactly how we'd like it to be, and sadly, instead of building playgrounds, we're making battlefields. We're doing so many things that makes life completely unnecessarily hard to live through, above all the perverse exploitation of power, as in religion and consumerism; two things that have done nearly nothing, other than deceiving people into living unfulfilled lives. All in all, these, and most other cruel aspects about life, can be narrowed down to one thing, which is greed, and not just the good old natural greed necessary for survival, no, I'm talking about human greed.

Listen, it's very simple:

In order to be good, you have to be so to another being. In other words, not greedy.

A four year old kid can tell you that, so why the fuck is it so hard for adults to understand that?!!

Then again, sometimes, I just think the meaning of life is not to think about the meaning of life.

And now..

TO ALL ADVERTISEMENT COMPANIES:

Before contacting me about using my work in advertisement or wanting me to work for you, please read this first:

A long time ago I promised myself never to do commercials. That's because I don't think it's right to push, usually unnecessary, products on fellow human beings. I'm not very fond of advertisement because I think it's fucking annoying, and in my eyes a cruel and irresponsible way of marketing. If you marketing people haven't thought through what you're doing before, I'll try to make it clear:

Advertisement is basically doing two things:

1) It keeps the fat monster called consumerism alive. A man made invisible entity that's slowly eating the souls of human beings, making them greedy, unfair, ignorant and dumb, that in the longer run leads to poverty and hate, that again leads to suffering, violence, death and war. It also leads to excessive exploitation of the natural resources, WHICH BY THE WAY WE ALL HAVE THE RIGHT TO OWN, that again leads to unnecessary pollution, all of which will eventually have one outcome: The fall of mankind.

2) Making some people unnecessarily rich.

So, if you have just a tiny little portion of dignity in your heart, stop making this world even shittier than it already is, and do something useful and helpful instead! If your unable to do so, please, for loves sake; KILL YOURSELF!

In addition to this, I do consider myself an artist, with a conscience and a soul! I will not use my (so called) talents to promote consumerism goddammit!! I'd rather suck dick for money, knowing that I wasn't responsible for any of the things I've described above..

So if you ask me to do a commercial, you're offending me, and if you steal my ideas, like some advertisement companies have already done, I sincerely hope that you'll get some kind of horrible decease so that you'll slowly die in front of your crying families, shitting and pissing yourself as you're being sent into the next dimension, while everything is being filmed and put here on youtube, so that we all can celebrate that there's one less waste of human flesh in this world.

Ahem, ok, sorry kids, I am one of Bill Hicks goat-children. 'More father, moooore..'
City: Larvik
Hometown: Larvik
Country: Norway
Occupation: Bum
Schools: for FOOLS..
Interests and Hobbies: My right hand, my computer, philosophizing, video making, film directing, music composing, animating, being creative, music, movies, games, knowledge, documentaries, porn, sleeping, dreaming, tripping, drinking, smoking, loving, hating, being a human being.. Specific things i occupy my time with: Conspiracy theories, paranormal activity, stand up comedy, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Doug Stanhope, Henry Rollins, Bill Maher, David Cross, Joe Rogan, Andy Kaufman, Monty Python, Bård Tufte Johansen, Harald Eia, Atle Anthonsen, Espen Eckbo, Otto Jespersen, Prima Vera, cartoons, animation, Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, Tom and Jerry, Walt Disney, Donald Duck, Goofy, Jan Svankmajer, Don Hertzfeldt, Michel Gondry, Spike Jonze, philosophy, psychedelic drugs, psilocybin mushrooms, Terence McKenna, Richard Dawkins, and stuff. ____________________________________________
Movies and Shows: Ca chronologically: Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, South Park, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Shawshank Redemption, Twelve Monkeys, Vanilla Sky, The Sixth Sense, I Robot, American Beauty, Groundhog Day, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Zeitgeist, Earthlings, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Alice in Wonderland, Max Manus, The Great Dictator, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, The Wizard Of Oz, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Minority Report, Titanic, Empire of the Sun, Shaun of the Dead, Cast Away, Saving Private Ryan, Ghostbusters, Terminator, Die Hard, Braindead, Star Wars, Svidd Neger, Man on the Moon, The Truman Show, Falling Down, Kung Pow, Festen, The Exorcist, Silence Of The Lambs, Naboer, The Blair Witch Project, Jurassic Park, Lilja 4-Ever, so forth.. ____________________________________________ My favourite TV shows are: South Park, Simpsons, Red Dwarf, Curb your Enthusiasm, Drawn Together, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Futurama, Jackass, yeah.. ____________________________________________
Music: I listen to anything made the last 300 years, but my favourite genre is electronica, where my favourites are: Fatboy Slim, Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, and they have been so since highschool :) Other than those, my favourite musicians are, alphabetically: ABBA, Air, Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, Apollo 440, Avalanches, Bare Egil Band, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Beck, Björk, Blondie, Blur, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bonobo, Cinematic Orchestra, Creedence, Crystal Method, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Death in Vegas, deLillos, Doors, Dr. Dre, DVDA, Grieg, Eels, Eminem, E-Z Rollers, Fingathing, Frank Sinatra, Gartnerlosjen, Gatas Parlament, Gorillaz, Grandmaster Flash, Groove Armada, Iggy Pop, Insane Clown Posse, Infected Mushrooms, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, John Digweed, John Lennon, John Williams, Johnny Cash, Klovner i Kamp, Kinks, Kool and The Gang, Kraftwerk, Kaada, Led Zeppelin, Lemon Jelly, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Madness, Marilyn Manson, Massive Attack, Michael Jackson, Moby, Monkees, Monty Python, Muse, Nirvana, NWA, Ole Paus, Overseer, Pink Floyd, Queen, Quincy Jones, R.E.M., Rage Against The Machine, Ralph Myerz, Rammstein, Ravi, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Röyksopp, Side Brok, Simon and Garfunkel, Slick Rick, Specials, Stereo Total, Supertramp, Tchaikovsky, Tears for Fears, Thorbjørn Egner, Tim Deluxe, Timbuktu, Tool, Tre Små Kinesere, Turboneger, U2, Ugress, Utah Saints, Weird Al Yankovic, Who, Wu-Tang Clan, Øystein Sunde, and more.. ____________________________________________
Books: Sorry. I'm more or less a non-reader and feel awful about it.. I like tittie. ____________________________________________
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Channel Comments (8283)
L0velig (11 hours ago)
Hey ! :)
Dødstøffe vidioer ;) Så deg på byen i dag i Sandefjord ;)
ChewSpot (13 hours ago)
Nice baeatbox video lol!
zapetru (1 day ago)
You're great, one of the most entertaining and best videos i've seen on youtube, keep it up!
p.s.- loved roger video T_T
xgreenxdazex (1 day ago)
YOU'RE AMAZING!!! brilliant !
Wish I could understand Norwegian though, I'd love to understand the animations that are in Norwegian.
autoboy11 (1 day ago)
I love the Time line edit of the Amateur Drummer and Piano , Great stuff.
cheers
DemonicDirector (1 day ago)
Hejsan, skriver på svenska för jag tror du att du förstår det :)
Jag uppskattar dina animerade filmer men har en liten fråga
Vilket program har du när du gör dina tecknade filmer, eller du kanske bara ritar för hand?
TF2KF (2 days ago)
ja hvorfor? du tjener noen spen å være partner, og koff ikje adda vid på monder?
writeforfunn (2 days ago)
hey whats up ;] human beatbox ;D
AshleyWillBeFamous (2 days ago)
you really have some awesome things to say! Your very talented too :)
joakim1988 (2 days ago)
Skjønner nå at du har litt i hue. Gammel Nytt var den første videoen jeg har sett du har laget som virkelig er god. Det er ikke bare god, den er fantastisk.
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