For those who want to sing the song but don't know Japanese, I present:

"I Can't Defeat Air Man"

English lyrics and vocals by: Kiwi Kenobi

PLEASE READ FULL VIDEO DESCRIPTION BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS OR POSTING COMMENTS
(people who have obviously ignored this request will be duly ignored in turn)

MP3 (Kiwi Kenobi version) download link:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/8kwfwb

Original Song: Team Nekokan
Go see the original!

Original Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLbFctG3tw0
Subtitled Version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVdA9ABzpg

Made with Garageband and iMovie. I'm a Mac user, and I'm proud!

NOTE: YES, I AM A WOMAN. I'm 23 (though I was 22 when I made this recording), I love video games, and I did write the English lyrics for this song and sing them myself.

ALSO NOTE: I got the instrumental version of the song by searching "air man ga taosenai instrumental" on Google. I found a streaming recording, which I re-recorded, as I couldn't download it directly. I recommend just buying the karaoke version from iTunes for 99 cents. It's exactly like the real song, minus the vocals.

ALSO, ALSO NOTE: If anyone wants to use my song, the recording or just the lyrics, let me know and give me credit, and please link back to this video. If you want a karaoke version of the song, it's for sale on the iTunes Store, along with the original song, under "Air Man ga Taosenai."

ALSO, ALSO, ALSO NOTE: I will NOT be doing English versions of Okkusenman or any of Team Nekokan's other songs. I will also not be doing any of Hyadain's Mega Man songs. They don't appeal to me enough to want to work on them. Please do not ask me to do them anymore. Thank you.

ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! It's been a year since I posted this video, and it now has over 225,000 views. I had no idea this video would take off like this. Thank you, Everyone!

August 12th, 2009: 1/4 million views reached! Woo!

Lyrics:
It just occurred to me
That I've been through this place again and again
And in the same spot every time I repeatedly die
I never will give up
As I attempt to cross the disappearing tiles on the
Wall but again I'm falling off of them

If I only had the item number two
It would make it so much easier to beat this level but
Every time, somehow, every time, somehow
Every time I lose.

I can't defeat Air Man
No matter how I try to dodge all his tornadoes, he just kills me again
And even though I can get behind him
It's no use. I try to fight, but I get blown away in the end.
I shoot as fast as I can,
But when I had to go against Air Man's tornado I was helpless again
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my E tank saved in reserve just as long as I can

It just occurred to me
That my life bar is almost empty again
If I don't use my e tank now I will never survive
I never will give up
But it's so difficult to navigate this world and
now I see that I'm playing with my final life

If I only had the leaf shield I'd be fine
It would make it so much easier to fight with Air Man but
Every time, somehow, every time, somehow
Every time I lose.

I can't defeat Wood Man
No matter how I try to dodge his swirling leaves, he always kills me again
And even though I can get behind him
It's no use. I try to stay away but he keeps closing in.
I shoot as fast as I can
But when I had to go against Wood Man's agility, I'm helpless again
I'll try again, of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my E tank saved in reserve just as long as I can

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