Well while you are here, you might as well subscribe. Come on now, don't make me go spider monkey on ya. (Ha! Obscure reference #45)
Welcome to my humble channel!... I don't know how you got here...but please, feel free to look around the place. Don't touch the Imported China Dolls. I named the blonde one, Sally.
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If you are on my channel, you have won!
[a disease]
If you are on my channel, you have lost!
[some brain cells]
If you are on my channel, you may already be a winner of an iPod nano!
[not probable]
If you are on my channel, you now have the ability to fly!
[but only about a foot, and for half a second]
If you are on my channel, you know that the cake is a lie!
[don't worry, there will be pie]
If you are on my channel, you are the next American Idol!
[too bad you were forgotten within the first week *cough* fantasia...kris allen...taylor hicks... *cough*]
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