your not funny

Oh my Lord! I didn't realize you were,"The" kamikazipinnochio. Any lover of Land of the Lost can't be all bad in my book. Unless you drink wine from a box, or wring it out of your socks back into a wine glass when you are sloshed drunk and spilling it everywhere.

*Sniffs the air*  I think Riddlespiders have been here.... I smell cabbage.

Uhm, I tend to think that red socks go the best with red wine, that way when you spill the 6th glass down your leg the stain does not show. Of course that means you also need to wear red pants or else drink in a dark room. That way no stains show at all. Remember you can always suck the spilled wine out of the fabric when the sack inside the box runs dry.

Your Willy Wonka parody was soo f'ning funny! ! Great job ^_^!

Your Willy Wonka parody was soo f'ning funny! I just cracked up laughing! Great job ^_^!