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Ninja Tips for Healthy Living......

1. Ninja's occasionally, without warning stab friends with throwing stars. Life is random. Ninja's embrace this fact of life.

2. Killing the wrong person happens. Ninjas know this. It's useless to live in the past.

3. Fiber in your diet is important. Ninja's eat the shirt off a complete stranger's back at least once a week.

4. Sex is extremely important to one's physical and mental health. Ninja's therefore fantasize about sex two, three, maybe seven times a day.(LoL Joking)

5 Everyone Knows Yoga classes are filled with women. Ninja's prove their strength and impress the ladies by killing the yoga master.

6. Samurias are the source of much stress for Ninja's. They think they're soooooo cool with their armor and swords and those awesome helmets. Its in a Ninja's best interest not to think about such things.

7. A strong handshake is a sign of good health and vigorous character. Ninja's therefore squeeze as tightly as possible and do not let go when shaking hands. Strong eye contact is also recommended.

8. Mind Control is one of the Ninja's most powerful skills. Making small children give you money is not only hilarious, but quite lucrative and therefore healthy.

9.Secrecy is of up most importance to the Ninja's peace of mind. Not even the Ninjas' parents can know their identities. Not even if a Ninja still lives in the basement of his parents house.

10. Ninja's always ride shotgun. It's good for their sense of self worth. If Ninja's are forced to sit in th.e back seat remember they always carry garrotes