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Matt Jones - Waltzing With Lady Down jokerman02 - 283 views - 3 months ago
Fan video from the album "The Black Path"
http://www.ondarock.it/recensi oni/2009_mjones.htm
bushels of bastards and cheats
sliding through doorways
they gloat so sweet and discreetly
bantering bores, you curse them while you kiss their feet
now you decide, its them or me

i got here late and im sorry
i'll high step my pride while you sleep
topped the rise, and sank down into grainy sheets
he wants truth but he'll get stuck in my teeth

it's hard waltzing with lady dawn
and all nighters 9 months too long
hasty bed downs and boozed up let downs
all night hard sounds and lies
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Tiny Echoes - Their Voices jokerman02 - 400 views - 7 months ago
Fan video from the album "Dereliction"
http://www.ondarock.it/recensi oni/2008_tinyechoes.htm

Quick as the dark
Dark as the night
The night is upon you too soon
Drink in the sun
Before its all gone
Youll never fade from sight that way
If you want

The trees had snow-covered arms
The night was cold
And all their voices rang across the lake
To meet you in the dark

Run across the frozen lake to your home
Theres nothing going on tonight
Dry your eyes, dry your eyes, dry your eyes
No ones alone forever, I hope

The trees had snow-covered arms
The night was cold
And all their voices rang across the lake
To meet you in the dark
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The Burning Hell - Grave Situation Part 1 jokerman02 - 700 views - 9 months ago
Fan video from the album "Happy Birthday"
http://www.ondarock.it/recensi oni/2008_theburninghell.htm

Well here's a little story about a woman that I knew.
It's no allegory, I guarantee it's all quite true.
So I expect you to believe me, though you won't believe your ears.
Pay attention: listen up, though you may tremble with fear.

You see this woman that I spoke of had a quarrel with her lover.
It seems she had discovered he'd been sleeping with another
and it was on this very spot in June of 1987
fought and then he shot her and she died and went to heaven.

Or at least that's what the priest said as he read the funeral rights
but something strange was going on amongst the tombstones that night.
Just when everybody thought her immortal soul was saved
we were quite concerned to see that she had risen from the grave

She said, "aloha, i'm back, I've got some business to do.
I'll be back in my casket before the night is through,
but first I'll pay a visit to a certain prison cell
to see my cheating husband and send him straight to hell."

We were speechless as she left us to find the fiend she'd married
until someone said, "She's looking good for a girl that's just been married.
But you know we ought to stop her. Should we call up the police?"
I said, "She's the living dead. They can do as they please."

Besides, she was heading straight for the station house herself,
where her husband was awaiting trial in a holding cell.
The sergeant was surprised to see a corpse walk through the door,
but he said, "Sorry ma'am, visiting hours are 2:00 to 4:00."

She laughed and said, "I'm dead and I don't have all day,
so if you'd kindly stand aside and show me the way..."
And the Sergeant said, "Okay then, he's in cell number six."
"Besides," he thought, "I really don't get paid enough for this."

He was sleeping on his cot when she came into the cell
and ever since the murder he had not slept very well.
When he opened up his eyes at first he thought it was a dream,
but she began to speak before he had a chance to scream.

"Aloha, I'm back, I've got some business to do.
I'll be back in my casket before the night is through.
But first I'll make you pay for your cheating and your lies
so honey...prepare to die."

Some say it was a heart attack, some say it was a stroke,
and some will say the whole thing was invented just as a joke
but I tell you it's a fact, it all happened right here.
When he saw his undead wife he simply died of fear.

"Aloha, I'm back, I've got some business to do.
I'll be back in my casket before the night is through.
But first I'll pay a visit to a certain prison cell
and see my cheating husband and send him straight to hell."
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Channel Comments (5)
Ldweisser (1 week ago)
Love the tunes bro!
quake1214 (5 months ago)
I agree with cruztheeel! I love that lykke li video. Please take it off private!
cruztheeel (5 months ago)
so uh why did you set lykke li & bon iver dance dance dance to private? would you mind taking it off of private please, i really love that version so yeah help a brotha out :p
jacqueline1906 (8 months ago)
Gabriele!!!!!!!!!! Ma sei proprio dappertutto?!?!!!!!! ;P
Ho trovato il video di "Grave Situation Pt.1", ho visto il link alla recensione, ho letto il nome dello user che l'aveva caricato e......... non potevi che essere tu. :) [perché.....sei tu, vero?!? :D *asd* ]
Ho creato un account su YouTube apposta per scriverti questo messaggio!!!! (sul nickname sorvoliamo, ci ho messo circa tre ore a trovarne uno libero....)
Ti aggiungo agli amici (non mi piace sentirmi "sola"!).
[ah, dimenticavo: sono Ale :) ]
zombiecopter (9 months ago)
you, sir, have great taste in music. much appreciated.