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Hayseed Dixie - Ace of Spades johannespud - 117,138 views - 2 years ago
Better quality version of the Hayseed Dixie video, from the album "Let There Be Rockgrass." Maximum Rockgrass.
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Hayseed Dixie - I Don't Feel Like Dancing video johannespud - 389,645 views - 2 years ago
New Hayseed Dixie video of Scissor Sisters song, from the album "Weapons of Grass Destruction"
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Hayseed Dixie - Holidays In the Sun video johannespud - 90,903 views - 2 years ago
Video of Hayseed Dixie version of Sex Pistols song "Holidays In the Sun." Don't we all miss the security of the Cold War, really? From the album, "Weapons of Grass Destruction."
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The Revolution Will Not Be Televised - Original Version crinanthe... - 11,102 views - 2 months ago
A collage of Youtube clips to the original recording from Gil Scott Heron's classic first album.


Words from the later, and more well-known recording are:
You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if Dick finally gets down with
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back after a message
bbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.
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2 Girls 1 Cup Song jonlajoie - 6,624,669 views - 1 year ago
A love song inspired by the famous "2 Girls 1 Cup" video that features two girls erotically shitting into a cup, eating it, then, vomiting into eachother's mouths. By Jon Lajoie.
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B.o.B----- Auto Tune-----Spoof (Funny) BobbyRayS... - 565,871 views - 7 months ago
http://www.myspace.com/bobatl
http://www.bobatl.com

(Chorus)

We'll I was in the studio/
But i couldn't hit the notes/
I could've got a vocal coach/
But i ain't want no vocal coach/
Then someone showed me this plug-in/
So you can't hear the notes i miss/
So i don't need no vocalist/
And now i got an instant hit/

(Verse)

When I come through I'm a boss/
Everything i do i just floss/
And you know what I'm doing/
When do it, everything that i do is just real!/
And you know i ain't playing, im just saying man/
Everything in my brain is playing/
When im on the mic im blazing!/
Man who am I? Just like a super-saiyan/
Man I'm just saying!/
When I'm in the booth man I'm never, never playing/
And let me just quit it/
When I'm on the mic these lyrics i kick it/
And it's so exquisite/
Man i divide it up just like digits/
May i get a witness/
All up in church on sunday man, give it!/

(Chorus)
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an amazing song from the best band ever!!