Professor LeBleu sits in front of a Parisian Cafe and unleashes his new evidence that Barack Obama is a MURDERER... of microbes, and little ants, and centipedes, and other things he steps on on the sidewalk. I mean, come, people, what did you expect? Are you looking for some...

This song comes from an effort to sketch out and make sense of John McCain's wildly varying statements and behaviors. Apologies to Elvis Costello for Mangling Human Hands beyond much recognition. Lyrics: I've been watching the TV and John McCain is on He's gettin...