Entertainment

davedays

This is the pop version. Don't understand what's going on? Click here to watch the main video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6s0V0Vjg7E Lyrics: I see her a few times a week She sees me accidentally I find words that don't make sense She finds ways to forget She acts like she doesn't have a clue Why do you think I'm standing next to you If only you gave me a chance She said I'm sorry I've already got a man Oh la la la she's all I need Oh la la la he's gotta leave I'm sorry girl we can't be friends It's not real if I pretend Oh la la la she's all I need Oh la la la he's gotta leave I'm not trying to make things end I'm just saying that I'm better than your boyfriend I'm better than your boyfriend ___________________________ Connect with me! iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=310337726 Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/davedays Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dave-Days/32151044465?ref=s&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Fn%3D-1%26k%3D100000000020%26init%3Ds%253Afbpage%26q%3Ddave%2Bdays Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/davedays Dailybooth: http://www.dailybooth.com/davedays

Shows

barelypolitical

Twilight sucks? Agree? Subscribe above! And watch the rest of the Key of Awesome series below. The Key of Awesome w/ Mark Douglas features a new spoof music video every week. Subscribe here: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Visit our arcade! http://www.youtube.com/barelyarcade Check out our websites http://www.barelypolitical.com http://www.barelydigital.com Friend us on Facebook & Myspace http://www.facebook.com/barelypolitical http://www.facebook.com/barelydigital http://www.myspace.com/obamagirl Call us 1 (347) 329-2032 --Emo Vampire lyrics Ill never be an emo vampire Setting tweenaged loins on fire Ive got nothing in common with the vampires of today They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rules I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt cool Girls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass And when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked last [spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me. Ive seduced all kinds of women from all over the world But, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girls When did all these Vampires become abstinent and whiny When I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shiny Vampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas Brothers If I cant score with these high school girls perhaps Ill go for their mothers (spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar. Ill never be an emo vampire Setting tweenaged loins on fire Ill have no participation In this vampire pussification So wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangs (spoken) You thought I was going to say balls didnt you?

Comedy

schmoyoho

It is once again proven that everything sounds better with a bass line as unsuspecting ad participants break into song. the original ad spots: http://www.youtube.com/sonyelectronics us: http://www.thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics: Evan: [screams]Famous guys playin ping pong blowin my mind--I'd better drop a beat that's crazy on FIYAAAAHHHHH! Justin: Ah - Ah, It's on fiyah! Oo - Ah, It's on fiyah! Fiyah, it's on fiyah! Andrew: We gonna burn a hole straight through to China! Peyton: --Mandarin-- Justin: --Mandarin-- Gal: Can this do everything I need it to? Gal: What camera should I get? Sarah: I've never been shopping before... Justin: Really?? Guy: These all seem the same. Peyton: They're not! Guy: These all seem the same. Peyton: They're not! Guy: These all seem the same, seem the same... Group: Seem the same, seem, seem the same. Evan: Or at least very similar. Gal: These all seem the same. Erin: You can't fake Sony quality. It makes watching sports in HD better. Michael: It glues your ass and the couch together. Evan: Watchin' TV and readin' e-books forever! Guy: Don't all these pretty much do the same thing? Julia: No, actually. The Sony Vaio has a Blu-Ray disc player, Andrew: Tasty cuisine, Julia: HD Screen, Evan: Shaving cream; Julia: It's an entertainment machine. Andrew: Filling your empty life with meaning. Nigel: Get a Sony! Get a Sony! Get a Sony! Get a Sony! Michael: Alright, I'll buy it before you bust a vein, homey. Sarah: Death of a Salesman, 'bout to win a Tony. Nigel: Sony gets the best Sony shot by shooting amazing Sony high-definition Sony video. Gal: What do you know about cameras? Michael: He knows a lot about cameras! Evan: Calm down, everyone! It's gettin' tense in here! Can a shawty say somethin' that'll clear the air? Julia: Absolutely. The new Sony Vaio lifestyle PC has entertainment, sports scores - Andrew: A tiny little monkey, cooking me s'mores.