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Twilight sucks... if you ask the more traditional vampires of the world. The Key of Awesome w/ Mark Douglas features a new spoof music video every week. Subscribe here: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Visit our arcade! http://www.youtube.com/barelyarcade Check out our websites http://www.barelypolitical.com http://www.barelydigital.com Friend us on Facebook & Myspace http://www.facebook.com/barelypolitical http://www.facebook.com/barelydigital http://www.myspace.com/obamagirl Call us 1 (347) 329-2032 --Emo Vampire lyrics Ill never be an emo vampire Setting tweenaged loins on fire Ive got nothing in common with the vampires of today They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rules I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt cool Girls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass And when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked last [spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me. Ive seduced all kinds of women from all over the world But, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girls When did all these Vampires become abstinent and whiny When I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shiny Vampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas Brothers If I cant score with these high school girls perhaps Ill go for their mothers (spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar. Ill never be an emo vampire Setting tweenaged loins on fire Ill have no participation In this vampire pussification So wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangs (spoken) You thought I was going to say balls didnt you?

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Sneak Peak of 'New Moon' Brazil Press Conference

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Sneak Peak of 'New Moon' Brazil Press Conference

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Sneak Peak of 'New Moon' Brazil Press Conference

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BOO!

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BOO!

10:21 November 02, 2009

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Hey guys check out BOO! Hopefully this will keep you entertained, let me know what you think ASAP. This is something that was done in 2 days that my cousin, Johnny Salvatore and I directed. No production or financing, just a camera with a light on top of it and talented actors that can improv! We hope to inspire you to get out there and make something yourself, the internet is where entertainment is headed, make your own future. Much more diverse projects to come :)

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Kim Kardashian's Halloween Costume Wins the Internet!

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Kim Kardashian's Halloween Costume Wins the Internet!

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Watch and subscribe to the Second Channel: http://YouTube.com/PhilipDeFranco Kim Kardashian Gallery: http://bit.ly/1HWxTp Harley's Pic: http://bit.ly/2YBZzC MW2 Perks and Kill Streaks Leaked: http://bit.ly/29fv6X http://bit.ly/1u767Y Harvards New Class: http://bit.ly/3etWuv Puppy Can't get down stairs: http://bit.ly/qbT5D Sidebar Message of the day: Today was a super slow news day, hence why this video most likely sucks...that and I am not funny. If you want to send in news that is awesome that I may have missed use the contact form: http://PhillyD.tv/Contact-Phil Outro song by the amazing http://youtube.com/RonaldJenkees

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Shakira - Did It Again

3:31 November 02, 2009

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From the album "She Wolf": "Did It Again" (2009) directed by Sophie Muller

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Ciudadanos Vs. Excesos: El gobernador de NL quiere cambiar su residencia

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Ciudadanos Vs. Excesos: El gobernador de NL quiere cambiar su residencia

2:52 November 02, 2009

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3/nov/09 La renta de la casa con el número 200 de la avenida Morones Prieto en San Pedro Garza García, costará más de 160 mil pesos mensuales, la cantidad supera por 51 mil pesos el sueldo de Rodrigo Medina.

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Kristen Stewart Y Taylor Lautner Hablando en Español

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kristen saludando a un programa de chile llamado " alfombra roja" y habla en español en su viaje promocional a brasil

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Rodrigo Pimpao bricht sich Armgelenk

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Fetal Development Week 16 (Pregnancy Health Guru)

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Welcome to week 16 of pregnancy. Your avocado-sized fetus is growing so rapidly, and moving so much, that you may feel those first fluttering movements now! http://Pregnancy.Healthguru.com/?YT

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Skitzo - The Halloween Story

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Skitzo - The Halloween Story

3:01 November 02, 2009

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Regina had the worst halloween ever. Follow me on Twitter and submit your idea for another Skitzo episode! http://www.twitter.com/TheRealRyanHiga

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Bird Geek

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http://twitter.com/chrispirillo - Wow. Oh, wow.

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