Dr. Mario WITH LYRICS
1:51 November 11, 2009
Gaming
brentalfloss
A HUGE thank you to my animator, Parker Simmons. Check out more of his stuff at his Newgrounds page:
http://darqv.newgrounds.com/
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Dr. Mario WITH LYRICS is just one of the 20+ tracks that will be on my first album, "What If This CD... had lyrics?"
So stay tuned for that. I'll be releasing an FAQ about it soon, so feel free to *not* send a PM about it.
Also, you would probably have known about this video a lot sooner if you were following me on twitter. Just sayin'.
LYRICS:
I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives
I look different in this game,
(I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope)
I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives
Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down.
In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far
I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills
Take off your pants... good, now let's see...
turn your head and cough...
okay, now do me.
Please?
Does it hurt to pee? (No.)
Is it hard to see? (No.)
I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.)
You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis
You need red and blue pill doses!
You've got scabies and plebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis,
You'll be brave and you'll unite us (then you'll die of menengitis)
Wait wait--I'm wrong--you have... crabs.
Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills!
Just as long as you've got fever or the chills!
Take it Floss!
(Piano solo by a handsome bald man)
Dr. Mario!
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