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VenetianPrincess

Written, Animated, Edited, Sung, and performed by VenetianPrincess. http://www.vprincess.com Available on itunes Nov. 30th! Generic Parody music by Steve Goldstein http://www.myspace.com/frontlightfailure Heidi & Spencer Cartoon art drawn by Tony Tuthill/Kinneas http://www.lulu.com/tonytuthill Public domain photo of Heidi & Spencer Pratt taken by Glenn Francis Lyrics: I was doing alright Ive been well behaved Bad things out of my life I thought I was saved I was gone so long Hard at work on tour Got my cable turned back on Didnt know what was in store I turned on the tv And suddenly they were in front of me Changed the channel, they were on all the shows It made my brain explode Speidi Free Is the way it should be Get them off of my tv Before I upchuck my coffee Someone rescue me Will someone hear my plea Torture of the worst degree The world should be Speidi Free Listen, Heidi.. girl you need to get a clue Your song Body Language is no Slave 4 you And Mr. Spencer Pratt, You think your so adored But everytime you speak Its like nails on a chalk board We could send them off in an air balloon That would never stop until it reaches the moon We could lock them away in a submarine Then up here on land, it would be so serene Speidi Free Is the way it should be Get them off of my tv Before I upchuck my coffee Someone rescue me Will someone hear my plea Torture of the worst degree The world should be Speidi Free Bridge: What I say is not in vain Its just that they will melt your brain Your eyes will pop, your ears will blow So to Speidi.. just say no Just say no Make them go Away!