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machinima

Freeman's Mind: Episode 18 (Half-Life Machinima) In this episode, Freeman descends deeper, monkeys around, and comes to a dead end. FOR MORE MACHINIMA GOTO: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=machinima TAGS: machinima freeman mind half life UPC 14633098525 source black mesa ross scott civil protection garrys mod hl2 video game voiceover parody aliens fps valve steam gordon yt:quality=high

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TheOnion

People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.

Comedy

barelypolitical

Twilight sucks... if you ask the more traditional vampires of the world. The Key of Awesome w/ Mark Douglas features a new spoof music video every week. Subscribe here: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Visit our arcade! http://www.youtube.com/barelyarcade Check out our websites http://www.barelypolitical.com http://www.barelydigital.com Friend us on Facebook & Myspace http://www.facebook.com/barelypolitical http://www.facebook.com/barelydigital http://www.myspace.com/obamagirl Call us 1 (347) 329-2032 --Emo Vampire lyrics Ill never be an emo vampire Setting tweenaged loins on fire Ive got nothing in common with the vampires of today They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rules I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt cool Girls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass And when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked last [spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me. Ive seduced all kinds of women from all over the world But, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girls When did all these Vampires become abstinent and whiny When I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shiny Vampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas Brothers If I cant score with these high school girls perhaps Ill go for their mothers (spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar. Ill never be an emo vampire Setting tweenaged loins on fire Ill have no participation In this vampire pussification So wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangs (spoken) You thought I was going to say balls didnt you?