Entertainment

JPizzle1122

MICROWAVE T-SHIRTS... only $15: http://www.districtlines.com/ideoProductions Poll: Do you get mad if someone leaves the seat up? http://micropoll.com/t/KB75rZ70M Didn't get that "Nothing at all..." reference? Click her for the answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXZDUfQE45I Experiment #182: Toilet Bowl Taking over for Jory in this episode, Jon is anxious to see if one giant-turd can actually destroy a toilet. And by "turd", he means microwaving session. So, you're probably wondering, Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This? Tune in to find out. Twice a week, microwave specialist Jory Caron microwaves different objects... so you don't have to! The "Jory Caron Microwave Laboratory 2.6" is a state-of-the-art facility equipped with tinfoil shielding, a ventilation system, emergency surge protectors, safety clothing, and many sexy microwaves. ** New Episodes Every Monday & Friday! ** +++++++++++++++++++++++ Thanks to Ziphorah14 for donating the Toilet Bowl! http://www.youtube.com/user/Ziphorah14 +++++++++++++++++++++++ Support The Show! FAQ Video: http://tinyurl.com/FAQvid Merchandise: http://tinyurl.com/MTStore Facebook: http://ideoProductions.com/fbook Live Show: http://ideoProductions.com/live Donate $$: http://tinyurl.com/ideoDonate Jon's Twitter: http://twitter.com/JonnyPaula Jory's YouTube: http://tinyurl.com/JoryYT Riley's YouTube: http://tinyurl.com/RileyYT ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Starring: Jory Caron, Riley McIlwain, & Jonathan Paula Filmed & Edited by: Jonathan Paula An ideo Production - © 2009.

Music

cwazymiffie

I DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF THIS VIDEO. Here are the lyrics ! Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Put my glasses on, Im out the door - Im gonna hit this city (Lets go) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack Cause when I leave for the night, I aint coming back Im talking - pedicure on our toes, toes Trying on all our clothes, clothes Boys blowing up our phones, phones Drop-toping, playing our favorite cds Pulling up to the parties Trying to get a little bit tipsy [CHORUS] Dont stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, Imma fight Til we see the sunlight Tick tock, on the clock But the party dont stop Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh [Chorus] Aint got a care in world, but got plenty of beer Aint got no money in my pocket, but Im already here Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger Im talking about - everybody getting crunk, crunk Boys trying to touch my junk, junk Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk Now, now - we goin til they kick us out, out Or the police shut us down, down Police shut us down, down Po-po shut us - [Chorus] x 2 DJ, you build me up You break me down My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me With my hands up You got me now You gotta that sound Yea, you got me DJ, you build me up You break me down My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me With my hands up Get your hands up Put your hands up No, the party dont stop until I walk in [Chorus] x 2

Comedy

jacksfilms

Parody of the travesty that is "New Moon." Literally nothing happens in the entire movie. No, that's not an exaggeration. Here's a complete synopsis below of the actual film: Edward leaves Bella after NOTHING HAPPENS at a party. Bella spends a good third of the film wallowing in her misery instead of getting the hell over it. Bella helps Jacob rebuild old motorcycles while NOTHING HAPPENS. Bella leads Jacob on but NOTHING HAPPENS. Edward almost kills himself BUT THEN DOESN'T. Edward gets in a fight with the Volturi but IS THEN FORGIVEN. Edward and Jacob make some kind of pact, THEN JACOB LEAVES. Edward asks for Bella's hand in marriage, THEN THE CREDITS ROLL. Now the movie itself is very pretty, the acting's fine, the soundtrack didn't piss me off, and the special effects are convincing. However, they don't distract me from the fact that the plot doesn't exist.