Comedy

JamesatWar

OK, this one is a bit weird, but some folks ask me these sorts of questions all the time. So here is a song all about me...I didn't make it as an ode to me, but rather as an ode to dorkiness. I am a dork, and I love it! Also, everything in the song is 100% true, I made none of it up. Enjoy, share, "favourite" (for our UK friends), favorite (for our American friends), and subscribe! All music done by....ME! So are the Viccini impressions. :) Yeah Yeah Im in my basement Video game mecca Every single console but Im N.E.S. forever Im the new Yankovic OK Im not even close I have all his albums And his movie on DVD though I still have an ALF doll Watched him every Saturday and Ernest was my hero I still miss him desperately and Now Im watchin Anime Ninja Scroll and Hellsing Naming two my baby girls After elves and gelflings Yeah I said gelflings I think that the blonde is hot I dont really care if someones hand is up her bum or not I used to watch cartoons Make my mom get upset Gummi Bears and Duck Tales Now I got the box set Im not near the ocean Still afraid of whales though Dress like Batman get on American Idol People call me nerdy I would have to disagree tell by my persona that Im am most definitely a Huge Dork You were born for peeps to make fun of Theres nothing you can do Youre such a Huge Dork Youre still attached to your teddy bear You have bushy nipple hair Youre just such a huge dork, huge dork, huge dork Catch me watchin G4 AOTS and X-Play Waitin for my vids to show on Epic Fail or ATN Tryin to be a good dad Bought kids Miley Cyrus Listenin in my minivan And actually kinda liked it Once dated my dream girl Once she got fat enough When she made me vomit I figured that I had had enough Gamer geek, comic geek, puter geek, they agree Ive never even been cool enough to have been called any of these When I was a little kid And I tried to show off Singin in my church so bad that they would shut my mic off Hung out at a park and lots of guy friends I had made Until I finally found out it was a park for gays Star Wars jedi Star Trek ensign I love the muppets rest in peace Jim Henson Youtube is life for me Long live the parody Long live Weird Al Im the kinda guy you hear people call a Huge Dork Every figure from Lord of The Rings Theyre still in their packaging Youre such a huge dork The Big Bad Wolf used to frighten you And now hes your Tattoo Youre such a huge dork, huge dork, huge dork Mountain Dew game fuel I still have a liter And every single episode of Mystery Science Theatre Every Star Trek Blu Ray In my inventory I cant choose between Labyrinth Or Never-ending Story I produced a Spurs song Played it on the radio Probably never knew it was a white boy rappin though My hair may be thin but its made of epic win Superman toys, my office is filled with them Beat me quoting movies, thats not achievable Quote my man Vizzini, inconceivable Like fantasy from Tolkien and T. Brooks Take a break from Xbox live to read all my Star Wars books Gotta watch smallville Heroes, Lost, and Dexter HotforWords is into dorks, I guess I better text her Bought suppositories cause I though my wife needed it Didnt read instructions and just told her to eat it Im a Huge Dork Howd you get a woman to marry you She must be a weirdo too Youre such a Huge Dork If someone listening is dorky too Then they should subscribe to you Youre just such a huge dork, huge dork, huge dork

Comedy

vatrenihrvati

Auckland City FC's Paul Gothard relieves himself on the pitch during their win against TP Mezembe during the FIFA Club World Cup

Shows

machinima

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