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barelypolitical

Batman's beginning to wonder if his movie makes any sense at all. The eighth video in the Key of Awesome series. All characters played by Mark Douglas Lyrics: KID Batman! Why is he running, Dad? GORDON Because we have to chase him. KID Why? GORDON Because he can take it. Because hes not a hero, hes a silent guardian, a watchful protector, the Dark Knight KID I dont get it. GORDON Neither do I son, but it sounds cool. BATMAN As I ride on my bike at the end of Dark Knight Theres a few plot points that just dont feel right Like why the hell did I agree to take the rap Harvey Dent killed those people. Who gives a crap? And the Joker pulls crimes in such an orderly manner He must write it down in an evil day planner His henchmen are psycho and expendable Yet somehow completely dependable And why is Morgan Freeman all pissed at me? He seemed to resign kind of randomly Its OK to build me an armored tank-car But ooh, tapping phones, thats going too far Chorus This movie of my life just doesnt hold together At least is beats the crap out of Batman Forever I enjoy car chases, explosions and suspense Is it too much to ask that it all make sense? ALFRED No no Master Wayne, you dont understand You cant kill a symbol, but you can kill a man BATMAN If I want to quit then thats my choice ALFRED Were alone you dont have to use that voice And what about Ms. Dawes its like you just forgot her BATMAN In Batman Begins she was so much hotter ALFRED Joker, are you busy? Lets call a truce. I need you to help explain the plot toBatman JOKER Call me insane, but I consider us friends I brought the DVD so we can watch it again ALFRED Ill make the popcorn and pour the sherry Ooh, maybe we could watch it with the commentary BATMAN How does Harvey Dent do total 180? ALFRED Well they barbequed his face and he lost his lady BATMAN When did you have time rig up both of those boats JOKER Does talking that way ever damage your throat? BATMAN Well at least they got rid of Joel Schumacher JOKER You know movie is really good the Hurt Locker BATMAN Oh I heard that was good. Ive been meaning to see it. ALFRED Whos in it? JOKER Anthony Mackie ALFRED I dont know who that is. JOKER He was in Eight Mile. ALFRED Oh, he the guy who hosted the rap battles. BATMAN No that was Mekhi Phifer. ALFRED Joker youre getting white makeup all over the popcorn. JOKER Sorry, Hey did I ever tell you how I got these scars? BATMAN YES! Several versions. ALFRED Maybe some other people would like to hear the story. Click above to subscribe for new comedy music videos every week!! Music by: http://www.myspace.com/barelyjake MORE BARELY: Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=barelypolitical Follow us on Twitter http://www.twitter.com/barelypolitical http://www.twitter.com/barelydigital Visit our arcade! http://www.youtube.com/barelyarcade Check out our websites http://www.barelypolitical.com http://www.barelydigital.com Friend us on Facebook & Myspace http://www.facebook.com/barelypolitical http://www.facebook.com/barelydigital http://www.myspace.com/obamagirl Call us 1 (347) 329-2032

Music

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Lady Gaga performing "Bad Romance" on X Factor. What an outstanding performance, don't you think?

News & Politics

pithyattitude

Campbell Brown & John Roberts with Chris Horner, Stephen McIntyre & Michael Oppenheimer. (part 1)

Film & Animation

OfficialTwilightFilm

Hey Twilighters, an exclusive promo just for fans from Taylor Lautner's highly anticipated appearance on Saturday Night Live this Saturday, 12/12. Get your first look at the promo and from today's shoot on the SNL set!

Sports

NBA

NBA highlights from December 7th, 2009.

Howto & Style

PhilipDeFranco

So we're filming some stuff for the Philip DeFranco Show and a supa secret project for my buddy Tony, and I thought you'd like to mastur....watch some behind the sceneness. MY JOB IS SO HARD!

Comedy

failblog

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Travel & Events

JPizzle1122

Jory and Bryce Caron will be in Germany from Dec. 9th-16th and they would very much appreciate housing... your housing... they want to stay in your house (if you live in Frankfurt or Munich) for a couple days or a day... anything would be cool really. So if you can house them shoot us an email at JoryGoesToGermany@Gmail.com . Also if you have been to Germany and have suggestions for places to see, food to eat, and Things to do, you can also shoot us an email at the same address. Thanks for all your help and we'll see you soon, or not... Support The Show! Website: http://angryfilmsproductions.com Facebook: http://angryfilmsproductions.com/fb Twitter: http://twitter.com/angryfilms Subscribe, Comment, Rate, and tell your friends. ------------------------------ Video courtesy of: http://www.youtube.com/user/AngryFilmsProduction Edited by: Jory Caron An Angry Films Production in association with ideo Productions- © 2009.

Entertainment

sxephil

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