Music

KurtHugoSchneider

Sam singing and me playing guitar on a Lady Gaga Medley www.myspace.com/samtsui www.myspace.com/kurthugo

Comedy

jacksfilms

Parody of the travesty that is "New Moon." Literally nothing happens in the entire movie. No, that's not an exaggeration. Here's a complete synopsis below of the actual film: Edward leaves Bella after NOTHING HAPPENS at a party. Bella spends a good third of the film wallowing in her misery instead of getting the hell over it. Bella helps Jacob rebuild old motorcycles while NOTHING HAPPENS. Bella leads Jacob on but NOTHING HAPPENS. Edward almost kills himself BUT THEN DOESN'T. Edward gets in a fight with the Volturi but IS THEN FORGIVEN. Edward and Jacob make some kind of pact, THEN JACOB LEAVES. Edward asks for Bella's hand in marriage, THEN THE CREDITS ROLL. Now the movie itself is very pretty, the acting's fine, the soundtrack didn't piss me off, and the special effects are convincing. However, they don't distract me from the fact that the plot doesn't exist.

Comedy

stupidplays

Official music video for Fred's Christmas is Creepy. I do not own this song. Fred Figglehorn does. His youtube is located at youtube.com/fred. CONTAINS CONTENT FROM: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Fred Lyrics: OOOOOH You know what I'm sayin? Yeah Kinda Strange If a snowman came to life That would be creepy!(creepy) If Santa Claus snuck in my house That would be creepy!(creepy) Santa creepin runnin down my chimney at night I can't explain it but it doesn't feel right He knows if you been good He knows if you been bad It's kinda freaky Does he got hidden cameras in my house like that? OOOOOOH Kinda think of it elves are really scary (so small) Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy! Reindeer (sharp teeth) Rudolph (might eat me) Christmas is kinda strange When you think about it that way If a snowman came to life That would be creepy!(creepy) If Santa Claus snuck in my house That would be creepy!(creepy) And it's really weird Looks like a fake beard Something doesn't seem right to me (no) If the snowmen came to life That would be cre-cre-creepy OOOOOOOH Kinda creepy YEAHHHHH Kinda strange OOOOOOH Yo it's Fred Yeahhhhhh Something isn't right Don't leave me coal! (OH) That's kinda strange Sneekin round my house is really breaking in it so ring Standin kissin mom That's just wrong Someone better tell me what's going on It's kinda strange give me sleigh bells in every Christmas song. OOOOOOOH Come to think of it elves are really scary(so small) Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy! Reindeer (sharp teeth) Rudolph (might eat me) Christmas is kinda strange When you think about it that way If a snowman came to life That would be creepy!(creepy) If Santa Claus snuck in my house That would be creepy!(creepy) And it's really weird Looks like a fake beard (darn) Something doesn't seem right to me If the snowmen came to life That would be cre-cre-creepy Rudolph? Why are you looking at me that way? Why is that snowman moving? (Fred) creepy AHHHHHHHHHH I can't take it! Did you hear that?(HAHAHA) AAAAHH AAAAHH! This just isn't right AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! If a snowman came to life That would be creepy!(creepy) If Santa Claus snuck in my house That would be creepy!(creepy) And it's really weird Looks like a fake beard Something doesn't seem right to me (It just doesn't) If the snowmen came to life That would be cre-cre-creepy! If a snowman came to life That would be creepy!(creepy) If Santa Claus snuck in my house That would be creepy!(creepy) And it's really weird Looks like a fake beard Something doesn't seem right to me (It really doesn't) If the snowmen came to life That would be cre-cre-creepy! That's what I'm talkin 'bout!