Websites:

MySpace:
http://www.myspace.com/officia lkleshay

Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/imreal lywhiteyo

Twitter:
http://www.twitter.com/imreall ywhiteyo

New Songs:

My Pokemon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =PvbrGoTdVcg

Put My Tag On:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =r5xGc4V2yqU

Breaking Dawn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =9-hsDoXBopE

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Download Link For This Song:

http://www.mediafire.com/?icth dhzdj5m

A song about Pokémon? How crazy!

Yes, this song is really dumb and barely funny, but I thought it was a good idea, and I couldnt pass it up.

No its not one of bests, but at least its not my worst. =)

I wanted this to have a lot more in it, but I couldnt record any new stuff, since I dont have a laptop. So you & I will both just have to deal with it.

Lyrics:
Your whole team fails
Braggin because my Mew is rockin
Nobody can even step ta me
Id like to see you try to
Match my Pokémon (X3)

Now hate on my Typhlosion
Cause hes level 99
I give him a rare candy
Now hes perfectly amazing
He destroys your Starmie
Thats my Pokémon (X3)
Better recognize a real trainer

[Chorus]
ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahh
Dont ever try to match my Butterfree
You better appreciate the badges Ive received
My Onix is amazing
I always be battling my enemies
I pwn them noobs wit my Hitmonlee
Recognize my Charmeleon

Thrownin balls at it
You know you cannot catch it
Aint nothin like my action
Check out my freakin Yanma
Its my Pokémon (X3)
Now hate on my Bellossom
Now their levels be growing
Frequently their evolving
Yeah my Weedle just became a stupid Kacuna
Useless Pokémon (X3)
Better recognize my Nidorina

All you wanna do is battle me, the truth is
Im a freakin masta, the Elite 4 does my taxes
You like Aerodactyl, your skills are straight prehistoric
Battlin you is so borin, I fall asleep like Snorlax

[Chorus]
ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahh
Dont ever try to get close to my Goldeen
Ill make you my bitch like Nidoqueen
My team is freakin amazing
I got 6 balls on my belt, you see
And of course the Master balls, cause Im A G
Recognize a real gangsta

Unobtainable
Pokémon are easily givin to me
I dont even need glitches or cheats
They just show up whenever I please
Pokémon have become my life
Electrics are my favorite type
Pikachu & Magnemite
Evolving is too over-hyped
Life is faster on the bike
I go to Saffron City
And Im with Copycat all night
In Pewter, Brock is the gym leader
And he was too easy to defeat
Wartortle mutha fucka ha
Yea, I beat everybody in Kanto
They said couldnt, but apparently I can though
Cuz I got a Poliwhirl
Get ya wet like Dollywood
And Im the most Advanced, damn right Im Diamond & Pearl
Alakazam
I make you disappear
Like the Legendary Dogs after you have encountered them
Didnt know it was this easy
Hit cha like a Hitmonchan
Pidgey get ta flappin its wings, fly me anywhere
Someone call on Ash Ketchum
Tell em Im simply astounding
If he wants a piece of this
He can talk to the Houndor surrounding
And dont forget, Im the king of my town homie
Even the Elite 4 bows down fo me
My Pokémon

Yea, Yea
Gotta Catch Em All?
Yea, I caught em all in 6 days
And on the 7th day I slept
Haha

[Chorus]
ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahh
Team Rocket isnt no match for me
Once I even got busy with Jessie
How you like that Giovanni
Im #1 in the Hall Of Fame
Now my Rival is working as my Maid
Recognize a real trainer

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Download Link For This Song:

http://www.mediafire.com/?m4zq bjm4iwd

The third installment of what I will now start calling "The Stench Chronicles"

Other songs about stinkiness are

Dentyne [Lil Wayne "Prom Queen" Parody]
Way Too Much Cologne [Soulja Boy "Kiss Me Thru The Phone" Parody]

And this is part III

Put My Tag On [Soulja Boy "Turn My Swag On" Parody]

About Body Odor

[Chorus]
Just got out the Gym, put my tag on
Took a whiff of my armpit, oh my god!
Yeah, I'm smellin funny! Oh!

Put my tag on
Cause my smell is really rough, yeah, yeah
I got extreme B.O, its really gross
You will now start throwin up, yeah, yeah

Im even sweating when I am bathing
Im even sweating when I am bathing
I got a lotta body odor, Im just too sweaty
I need some deodorant, my whole body smelly

Oh my god, yeah Oh my god, yeah
I swear its so damn gross
Youll wish you were Michael Jackson, so you dont have a nose

[Chorus]

The stench so bad,
That itd take Way Too Much Cologne to counteract, yeah, yeah
I had to make this song
To let everybody know what kind of stuff Im dealing with, yeah, yeah

And this is real depressing, talkin bout my problem
How even my own mother makes fun, yeah thanks mom! Yeah, yeah

Now if you come around my armpit
You better tell your friends goodbye
Cause I guarantee that you will no longer be alive
Its that rough! Yeah, yeah, ImReallyWhiteYo

[Chorus]

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Download Link For This Song:

http://www.mediafire.com/?zrn4 jjgxdmk

T.I. ft. Justin Timberlake - Dead And Gone Parody

This would be my 5th song about the Twilight series. This one definitely has the most rap out of all of them. This one was also the most difficult, which makes the finished product that much sweeter

Even though its titled Breaking Dawn its not strictly about the last book. I decide to make this song about the entire series, rather than just B.D.

The first verse is directed towards Bella Swan, and covers Twilight & New Moon. The second verse takes aim at Edward Cullen, and covers Eclipse & Breaking Dawn

Twilight [Parody of T.I. ft. Rihanna Life Your Life]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =wAwvHarm22o

Hey Isabella [Parody of Plain White Ts Hey There Delilah]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =BTV4-imr6vM

Edward Cullen [Parody of Kanye West Heartless]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =zgeujbnnpXI

Lyrics:
[Intro]
Ay, this a little shout out to all my
Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse & Breaking Dawn readers
Anybody who ever had their girlfriend break up with them
Cause theyre not Edward Cullen
Youll understand what I mean
Jacob, this for you pimpin

[Chorus]
Oh, I've been reading this series too long
Just tryin' to find out what goes on
Now Im done reading Breaking Dawn
Breaking Dawn
And oh, I've been reading bout Bella and Edward
Just hopin theyll stay together
Im done reading Breaking Dawn
Breaking Dawn, Breaking

[Verse One: Bella Swan]
Ever had one of them days when you move to Washington
Run into a group of Vampires who gettin' their hunt on
You walk by, they want blood, your Vampire then kicks his butt
Your Edward Cullen, in the Olympic Coven
Just him against James, break his neck, and burn em
Figure you get bit, youll be just like him
They don't wanna let you, so now they suckin
Now you human', ambulance ridin'
You to the hospital cause you fell through a window
Cause yo dad dont realize you hang with Vampires
Even though your plan now, is to be one in time
Never mind that now you have a prom to survive
Scariest thing youve faced lately, at least in your mind
You dont care what they say, youre gonna get your way
You know youre gonna be a Vampire too eventually
Now it is your birthday, you really made it
Yo finally, 18, a year older than he is
Could you know that this stuff would happen?
Or can no one predict the actions of a manic?
Usually leeches don't know what to do when the bloods up in their view
So they just start droolin
The risk, or the doom, or cause its too dangerous
The Cullens leave, now youre depressed
Find a fix, his names Jake
Makes it easier, to think straight, doin okay
Until you find out Edwards looking for death in Italy
You gotta go to make the save
Save him the Volturi
Now hes back, but you have to become a vampire quick to his dismay

[Chorus]

[Verse Two: Edward Cullen]
Youre fully prepared, youre ready for marriage
But the girl you wanna be with, is a little disparaged
Plus she wants to hang out with her Werewolf best friend
But you don't think its safe for her to be with those flea bags
But of course you gotta let her, if it makes her happy
But your sister has a vision that Victorias returning
Have to make plans to battle the unwanted guests
Then you propose to Bella, and she actually says yes?
Rest of the Coven teams with the wolfpack
You, Bella, Seth, Jacob take up camp
Jake hears yall talkin bout future vows
So she kisses him to keep him from committing Suicide
Victoria finds you, with a newborn
You and Seth team up, and have them both destroyed
Everything is finished, but you see the Volturi once more
Plan the wedding, Jacob runs away is his wolf form
But you got your girl, shes now yours
Youre ready to go try some intercourse
But somethin is goin wrong with your wife
Think shes pregnant, that cant be right
A vampire cant even produce new life
And no way this coulda happened in this short of time
But it is true, youre a daddy
But how in the world will she survive this pregnancy
Save the kid, get her safe
Make sure Bella lives another day
Renesmee is now okay
You gotta change Bell quick before her bones break
You now have your own family
Youre safe from the Volturi
Edward-Bella Jake-Renesmee, I gotta say Breaking Dawn was great

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
I dont really like to read, but I still went and checked out Twilight
No it may notve been the best but New Moon was alright
And by Eclipse I was definitely sure, that this series was freaking tight
Done reading Breaking Dawn, now I can finally sleep at night
First Edward and Bella meet, they are so happy in Twilight
Then in New Moon he leaves her depressed, come on Edward, that just aint right
By Eclipse their back together, And now I can finally sleep at night
Done reading Breaking Dawn, Edward & Bella Cullen for life

[Chorus]

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Kle Shay - Shake Somebody's Hand

Download Link For This Song:

http://www.mediafire.com/?znyd yoy1eed

This is a song for my new dance called the Shake Somebody's Hand

How to do the dance:

1) Walk up to friend at the club
2) Extend your arm in a professional manor
3) Shake hands, and jump around

This is just a dumb song I made one day while I was bored. EVERYTHING is freestyled

Lyrics:

[Chorus:]
Shake somebody's hand (Yeah!)
Shake somebody's hand (Yeah!)
Shake somebody's hand (Yeah!)
Shake somebody's hand (What?!)

Say how are you? (What?!)
Nice to meet ya! (What?!)
How you doin?
See you later!

Shake somebody's hand (Woo!)
Shake somebody's hand (Yeah!)
Shake somebody's hand (Yeah!)
Shake that shit man (Whoo!)

Say how are you? (Yeah!)
And nice to meet ya! (Uh-huh!)
See you later! [Alright man]
How you do this shit?

[Verse One]
This the new dance, you gotta shake my hand
Put your hand out, I'll get to shakin it
This girl shook her ass, Im like HELL NO!
I don't like that, I do it professional
I wanna take your hand, and then put it in mine
And do it like Britney, shake it one more time
I get to shakin shakin, I like to Shake 'n Bake it
And sometimes when I wake up, I like to shake my bacon

[Chorus]
Shake somebody's hand (Yeah!)
Shake somebody's hand (Yeah!)
Shake somebody's hand (Okay!)
Shake somebody's hand (What?!)

Say how are you? (What?!)
And nice to meet ya! (Uh-huh!)
And how you doin? (Alright)
I'll see you later! (Yeah)

Shake somebody's hand (What?!)
Now shake somebody's hand (Yeah!)
Now that guy over there (Yeah)
Do not shake his hand (Why?)

He just went to the bathroom
And did not wash it (Eww)
Dont wanna talk to you (Uh!)
Just fuckin squash it (Woo!)

[Verse Two]
Im not Ricky Bobby, but when I smoke shit (UH!)
I Shake 'n Bake, and I smoke it
I like shakin, I like bakin
I like bacon, I dont like ham
I shake your girlfriend, and I shake your mom
Sometimes when I'm by myself, I shake myself, its the BOMB!
Now fuckin Master Shake that shit
Just like the Aqua Teen Force, you can shake my dick
Now shika-shake-shake-shiky-shake
And when you shake two times, you might have a shake quake
Just shake like a milk shake
And if you shake then you masturbate
And if you wait, then you hesitate
And if you shoot, you assassinate
Don't procrastinate, if you know how to do this shit
Then put your hand out, and I'll shake it bitch

[Chorus]
Shake somebody's hand (Shake!)
Shake somebody's hand (You gotta Shake!)
Shake somebody's hand (Shake It!)
Shake somebody's hand (Yeah!)

Say how the fuck are you? (Huh?!)
How the fuck is your wife? (Woo!)
Can I fuck her tomorrow? (*moan*)
Can I fuck you tonight? (Yeah!)

Shake somebody's hand (What?!)
Now Shake somebody's hand (What?!)
Don't do that fist pound (Yeah!)
You're not Obama man (Uh)

Shake somebody's hand
Just get to shaky-shaky-shaky-shake
And if you shake yourself
You masturbate

[Verse Three]
It's like we business men, we gotta do it professionally
We gotta shake that KY Jelly, huh? (What?)
Im just kiddin man, NO!
Im not homo, I shake, so you know I'm straight
You know I'm not gay, I dont do guys
Well once in College... I guess I... tried
But it's okay, because I realize
That I will never ever wanna Shake Shake guys
Give me a Burger, and five Fries
I dont want the rest, you can throw em in the trash, man
You smell like ass man
But I still shake your hand, cause I/m a business man!
And it's the nice thing to do!
If you look like my momma I would still shake you!
If you look like Obama I would go and hug you
Because you just that cool, and I just love you! (no homo!)

[Chorus]
Shake somebody's hand (You gotta Shake!)
Shake somebody's hand (You gotta Shake!)
Just like you're Asian (uh!)
Konichiwa man (konichiwa!)

Shake somebody's hand (yea)
You gotta Shake Shake (shake)
Shake so much
Until you get a fuckin Tooth Ache (Ow!)

Shake somebody's hand
Do not pound that shit
Don't do a high five
This not the 80's man!

Just Shake somebody's hand
You gotta Shake
You gotta Shake
Just Shake somebody's hand, bitch!

[Outro]
Yeah, thats how you do my dance
UH!

You can do it in the club
Or you can do it in the office
You can do it at your school
Or you can do it in your coffin
If you're dead, just do it!
Yeah, uh-huh, yeah!

I told you I'm the beast at makin dances man!
That's how I do it man (ERRHAAA!)

You gotta shake my hand
If you don't shake shake, then god damn
You must be a douche bag, you must be a douche bag
You must be a douche bag, you smell like Affleck
Aflac!

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Download Link For This Song:

http://www.mediafire.com/?nywm wmqnizg

A very dumb, pointless, and really not my best parody

Its about a young boy with problems of the meat beating sort

Compared to my other recent songs, this sounds horrible. But I seriously tried

Lyrics:

Im on the toilet with the door locked frequently
Feelin on myself, and I am beating on my meat (I love it)
Girls they think Im ugly, so I gotta touch myself
Have conversations with my right hand, I got no one else
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Its like Im on, a Masturbate-a-thon
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
But then my mom, Busts in threw the door

Damn it my,
Damn it my
Mother just walked in and saw me Masturbate
(She was like thats disgusting)
Damn it my,
Damn it my
Mother just walked in and saw me Masturbate
(She was like youre disgusting)

M-m-m-masturbate, m-m-masturbate
M-m-m-masturbate, m-m-masturbate

Youre gonna grow some nasty hand hair they told me
I didnt believe em, now my palm looks like a beast (I shave it)
I get upset, and theres only one way to get calm
I introduce my unit to the center of my palm (cum)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I jerk a lot, cause its all I got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
But then my mom, burst in threw the door
(Can I Get A Little Privacy?)

[Chorus]

[Talking]

[Chorus]

[More Talking]

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Download Link For This Song:

http://www.mediafire.com/?umyy mgyzzud

Download Link For All My Songs:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ utlt60

My first song about Rock Band, which I dont even play anymore

I was originally gonna have a music video for this, but I havent had time at all to get it done. And I didnt wait too long to release this

I asked Lil Nik to get on this, cause he has the perfect voice for him. You can subscribe to him, and hear all his other amazing songs here:

http://www.youtube.com/majorto pio

Lyrics:
Guitar
Drum Set
Microphone
Bass, Yeah

I try to play drums, but I suck
All of my friends like to make fun
Make fun of me
I really love Rock Band
Cant play no instruments
So it makes me feel like a Pro
I n-e-ver go outdoors
Im always inside playing, alone trying to beat Solo Tour
Im not cool, cause I cannot play drums
But I can play Bass, and thats alright, I guess

[Chorus:]
Rock Band, is so freakin great
Red, Green, Blue
Rock Band, is addicting
Yellow, Orange, Blue
Rock Band, I really hate bass
Rock Band

Wish it was easier to find out
When new DLC will come out
Will come out, yo
Ill get to Downloading
Track Packs from the 80s
There are so many songs to buy
Why cant I complete World Tour?
I have really nice clothing, but I get booed when I perform
Im not cool, cause on guitar, I suck
But I can play Bass, and thats alright, not really

[Chorus]

[Lil Nik:]
When I wanna make a fool of myself, I get on that microphone
Can't believe Im even trying to hit one single note
But I ain't gonna' get on drums, everyone knows I suck, at every song
I admit it, suck at it, and theres no way Im even trying to prove em wrong
Shorty I can see that your Overdrive is flashing
So why dont you deploy it, so we can 5 star this song
Here it comes, so you better get ready for the Big Rock Ending
What the hell, you missed 3 notes? You freaking suck!

[Chorus]

[Bonus Rap Verse?]
Yeah! We on Rock Band 2
We on Xbox, too
And we beastin songs dude
Yo, who cares about Guitar Hero?
Man that game is old
We playin Rock Band 2

Yeah, Green Red Yellow Blue Orange
Other games are pointless
This ones is brilliance
Yeah it was an indulgence
$400 I was spending
For all this greatness
Rock Band 2, mayne
The #1 game
For the 360 & the PS3
Forget Call of Duty
And Halo 3
Gimmie Rock Band 3
My character looks like me
Cause hes that pretty
Nah, he looks stunning
When Im on the mic
Yeah, my singings tight
And its addicting like Twilight
Check out my gameplay
Playin Ace of Spades
No body can touch me
Coolest game ever made
But you know what would great
Put in songs by Kle Shay

[Chorus]

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Download Link For This Song:

http://www.mediafire.com/?gjz5 mrlwmzf

Download Link For All My Songs:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ utlt60

My first Soulja Boy parody in a long time!

Soulja Boy ft. Sammie "Kiss Me Thru The Phone" Parody

This is about men who wear too much cologne, which is a very common and serious epidemic. lol

D-Mayne is on the chorus. Hes an amazing singer, who does awesome covers, remixes, and the occasional parody. Please subscribe to him here:

http://www.youtube.com/dmaynem usic

Lyrics:

[Intro]
D-Mayne Kle Shay
HEY!

[Chorus: D-Mayne]
Hey mayne, you got a real issue
You wear too much perfume
Its like overpowering
Were beggin you to stop dude
I cant breathe around you
Im gonna Chris Brown you
Because seriously man you got on way too much Cologne
(way too much cologne)
You gotta take it off
Way too much cologne
(Way too much cologne)
No wonder youre alone

[Verse: Kle Shay]
Hey mayne, youre smelling disgusting
We thinkin you might be
Wearin too much cologne man, you are simply reeking
Seriously what died?
And was then put inside
A bottle, and sold at a store for you to buy?
Smell bad, like a bag of tuna
And everytime I see ya, I wanna freakin beat ya
You stinkin, you stinkin
Somebody mustve peed on you neck

[D-Mayne]
And if you dont go away Im gonna Chris brown you

[Chorus: D-Mayne]

[Verse: Kle Shay]
Hey mayne, Ive been suffocating
When I am around you
You smell like a skunk dude, dont like it, Im nauseas
Its makin me vomit
Just understand you ugly
No women wanna touch it
Damn that stank is strong
Yo body need some Dentyne, get it from the Prom Queen
Shell understand what we mean
You stinkin, you stinkin, you stinkin
Man even Michael Jackson said you stank

[D-Mayne]
And he doesnt even have a nose to smell you

[Chorus]

[Story Time!]

[D-Mayne]
How many times do I hafta to go and Chris Brown you

[Chorus]

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Download Link For This Song:

http://www.mediafire.com/?yfjo kzznii2

Download Link For All My Songs:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ utlt60

You may not have heard of this song [MIMS "Move (If You Wanna)"] but I heard it, and loved the flow of it, so I knew I wanted to parody it.

Its all about YouTube, and how much people (like me) are obsessed with it. This was an extreme exaggeration on how I feel about YouTube... but it is my favorite website. And one that I frequent often.

The chorus was edited by D-Mayne. But then again, isnt he editing everything for me nowadays? (yes... yes he is.)

Lyrics:

[Chorus]
View (If you wanna)

[Verse 1]
I don't understand how can I get all these subscri-bers
Knowin Im not half as funny as NigaHiga
You can be a rater, or you can be a hate-r
Compare me to Chris Crocker, and they say that I am gay-er
I GET ON THE INTERNET, AND LOOK AT MY DAT-A!!!
15,000 VIEWS TODAY, DAMN ANOTHER FAIL-URE!!!
WISH I WAS MORE POPULAR, BUT IM NOT A PART-NER!!!
FREDS GETTING ALL THE VIEWS, HES GOING TO GET MURD-ERD!!!
Calm down, now I guess Im going to go for-ward
Watch some other videos, check out Hot For Words
Gotta say shes so sexy, I wish I could get with-her
But she wouldnt be with me, because I am a loser
THEN I GO AND CHECK OUT SOME OF THE HONORS!!!
AVRIL LAVRINGE IS THE MOST-VIEWED, STUPID CHEAT-ER!!!
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT EVOLUTION OF DANCE IS BET-TER!!!
YOUTUBE IS BECOMING A FAULTY COPYRIGHTING BAS-TARD!!!! YEAH!!!

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
You can see me on YouTube, if you wanna, you can view, if you wanna
Tryin to have a little fun, maybe get a few subscribers, but
When you get subscribers, all the haters get to comin
Then they tell you that you wack, and that they like Fred better
GO TO SMOSH, CAUSE THEY ROCK, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS KEVJUMBA!!!
MAN I WISH I WAS ASIAN, SO THAT I COULD BE A PARTNER!!!
AND IM NOT PHIL DEFRANCO, CAUSE I AINT SXE AT ALL!!!
BYYAHHH, BYAHHH, BYAHHH, BYAHHH, GOT, SUSPENDED, WHAT A BUMMA!!!
I be watchin some Boburnham, while Im listenin to his album
Take a break, want some hotties, so I flip to LisaNova
Wanna be rich, and popular, on MTV like CollegeHumor
And I want shoes bitch, like Im Liam Sullivan
I DON'T LISTEN TO LITTLE WHINY, ANNOYING BITCHES LIKE MILEY!!!
I DONT LIKE BEING CALLED GAY, SO IM DEFINITELY NOT SUBSCRIBING!!!
CHECK UNDERGROUND ARTIST, TRYIN TO FIND THE NEXT SOMEBODY!!!
I DIDNT SUB TO SOULJA BOY, CAUSE I LIKE MUSIC WITH QUALITY!!!
TELL 'EM!!!

[Chorus]

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Download Link For This Song:

http://www.mediafire.com/?j2yn jjymmzo

Download Link For All My Songs:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ utlt60

This song is not meant to be taken seriously at all.

This song is just like my songs "Nahhh!" "Its Still Going Down" & "This Is Why Im Cold" meaning that I didnt actually try hard on this, I just wanted to have a little fun. So I made some quick stupid lyrics, and did my thing.

And this song is not actually about Special Ed, the Crank Yankers character, although he is used a lot. Its about a dance that just happens to be called the Special Ed, which I created.

Lyrics:

Yo Im white!
Do the Special Ed (3x)
When the retards hit the floor
I be-
Do the Special Ed (3x)

When I hit the dance flo, I be dancing special Ed (do it!)
All the ladies be watchin, callin me re-tar-did
Im a D-UM-B-A double S, true!
You say your wanna face off, but what did my Facebook do to you?
Now you can lean wit it
And you can rock wit it
And if you got Donuts, you can pay a cop wit it
I deed it, deed it (4x)
Now hit the Pikachu, hit the Pikachu
Thats animal abuse, Ima tell Professor Oak on you
Now you can do this dance, just pull down your pants
And run around and scream "this white boy thinks he can actually rap!"

[Chorus]

Now watch me do it old school like Nintendo (Do it!)
Go to the mental hospital, the crazies wanna go
(Micaela aka Mickey K) Look I can do the Special Ed!
Well let me see you do it
Te-tengo un árbol en mis pantalones
Ay, now I can do my dance, but amputees can not
People in wheel chairs can, as long as their arms work
Spe-cial now do it properly
Take your right arm
Cut your shoulder like a Dee Dee Dee

[Chorus]

If you put this song on your iPod, it wont even read it
Be like We cant play this song, cause its too damn amazing
Like Chinese, this dance will make your body Wok
Do the special ed. Point your fingers and do the clock
Now go to your room, and turn on some cartoons
Dont watch Pokémon, watch some Scoo-be-de-Doo
watch that, Scoo-be-de-Doo (4x)

[Chorus]

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Download Link For This Song:

http://www.mediafire.com/?gymd 1xjma0m

Download Link For All My Songs:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ utlt60

ExpertMusik asked me to drop some verses for this, so I agreed.

All my stuff sucks, but whatever.

Sounds like Im rapping underwater, lol.

PapaZou is also on it, in the last verse. You may know him from his amazing Shawty parody Shotty

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Expert:
http://www.youtube.com/expertm usik

PapaZou
http://www.youtube.com/papazou 85

Lyrics:
[Verse 1(Expert)]
u got the m16
u on the nooby team
and then u put on juggernaut and start shootin
i killed u on the run
now here comes martydom
got the m40 acog aim and snipe some
little noobs on the run
tryin to hide from
me and then start cursin on the microphone
when i find them
they just scream in terror
cause they know im gonna kill em and kill em some more
ok im the best
i shoot, i kill
little name, big power
big guns, big kills
ok i aint zirgrizz
but i still ownin
hey im on day 43
but already 10 prestige
i shoot hard
ask what i shot
but when i decide i let them feel proud
only shoot on my signal ready? i say go,go,go,go,go

[Chorus]
ready for me i shoot im ill
you aint never seen a playa like me
ownin noobs all day

pull out a grenade
pull back my arm and then i let it fly
ownin noobs all day

imma shoot fast with double tap
you aint gonna see anything but flashes
ownin noobs all day

all the hackers losin
even the aimbot cant stand up to me
ownin noobs all day

[Verse 2(Kle Shay)]
What is do its Kle Shay, up on Call of Duty
A lotta noobs wanna hate, but a lot of noobs cannot play
I bring the T-Pain and you like I cant believe it
Dont the image distract you homie, looks can be deceivin
Damn right, its treason, but sometimes I like betrayin
My team, I just get so caught up in all my slayin
Im amazing, but some people think Im asian
Cause Im half asleep, eyes closed, every time Im playin (boring)
Now welcome to the meet & greet, meet my gun, greet the floor
Take a seat, youre down now. My team already won the war
And I swear to god Im so great, people call me Kanye
I spread 808 bullets, and it makes your heartbreak
Quietly Rioting, like the racists doin on Obama
Everybody knows Im ill, change my last name to grenada!
And no, I aint Jane Fonda, but I swear that Im a monster
Take this lesson back to your family, and teach it to your momma

[Chorus]

[Verse 3(Expert)]
Naw boy you got shot up, you ain't got as much kills as us(NOPE)
He saying he's great cause he juggernaut and he camping in the corner on bloc
Now i'm like a magician i make a chopper appear in the sky and get to killin
Bitch, i'll shoot to the floor with my M4, you'll be hidin behind the door
Who wanna come test me, i'll shoot you so hard you'll be back to level 3
Shit you ain't even know you could die like that
I'm a motherfuckin killin machine, ownin noobs all day!

[Chorus]

[Verse 4(Kley Shay)]
Can you beat me? Imma have to vote Nay, son!
I got the Ray Gun, you shootin rainbows outcha Gay gun
Im a-may-zon, dont act like you didnt know
Im so damn good, I heard Treyarch wanted to name it Call of Duty: Washable
Monster though, its a fact, Grab The Satchel, put it back
We dont need it, we the best, even DJ Khaled said that
Now of course I gotta shout out Expert for puttin me on track
But Im the real Expert, Level A Billi, lets see you haters beat that
And PapaZous a beast, and we aint talkin bout no Federline
The funniest thing Ive ever seen, is all these little wannabees try
Pwnin noobs all day, and sometimes Kid Cudi it til nite
You can call this verse a washing machine, cause it just made this whole song white

[Chorus]

[Verse 5(Papa Zou)]
Im hotter than a kettle, im sharper than some metal
When it comes to gettin kills bitch I gets several
These lyrics that I spit are oh so phenomenal
Shells hit ya abdominal, kills are diabolical
Got the M1014, imma killin machine
And you know its me when you see red on your screen
Ownings a daily routine, im the best youve ever seen
The opposing team runs when im on the scene
On Bloc i get headshot after headshot
Shootin' dont stop until i see your body drop
Pick ya face off the floor
Shootin' OpFor til i see blood & gore
Youre better off backin out when you face Papa Zou
You know ill win the match with my team or without
Find another route when im in your direction
Accuarcy is perfection, you have no protection
Murderin' you bitches without any affection
You cant touch me like im an infection
if I have to then throw down the thunder
Leave your team sprintin like a marathon runner

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Another song about stupidness.

Just so its clear, I hate the original song "I Love College" Its seriously horrible rapping, and its giving white rappers a bad name. Not saying Im not also giving them a bad name, but still...

This is officially the first song Ive ever done any sort of live music video for. Tell me what you think. I liked the effect I used, thats about it.

Lyrics:

Im dumb right now
I, I stutter
If you hate to think
Please put your text books in the air

[Chorus]
See I dont think right, my brain is lazy
Yeah I am stupid
You try to teach me, Ill just stare at you, with a dumb expression
Go to school, then go to sleep
Playboy magazine is all I read
Im Dee Dee Dee, Im ignorant
But lifes just easier without thinkin

I dont need knowledge to live my life
Im gonna be a pornstar, so Ill be alright
Im thirty Thursday and I have no life
I just stay up and play Call of Duty all night
Yeah, my life sucks
But still Im tough
My brains unstable
I dont speak good
I am illiterate, I cannot read
I st-st-stutter, and I have ADD (hey a bird)
Dont know math, I cannot add
Dont know what 2+2 is
But I can steal your girlfriend
So what I am retarded, I need hooked on phonics
I cant even rhyme good, I like chocolate milk (chocolate?)

[Chorus]
Man I hate knowledge
I hate thinkin
I hate learnin
I hate knowledge

I cant tell you what I learned from school
But I can sell you a PS2 (you want one?)
Um, no I never watched Schoolhouse Rock
Or Barney, or out of the box
Or any show that would help me in the long run
Cause Id rather just relax and watch Pokémon
When others read, I just stretched and yawned
Feel asleep and dreamed of the teacher in a thong
Sang some dumb songs
Dont know what you got til its gone
I never had knowledge, so I dont miss it none
Best thing I ever tasted, the glue I use to paste and
I swear I loved all 5 years of 2nd grade and

[Chorus]

Now if everybody would please
Put their text books as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after me

DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB

STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID

IM FREAKIN LAZY IM FREAKIN LAZY IM FREAKIN LAZY IM FREAKIN LAZY

DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS DUMBASS

Yea
I dont think right
Man I hate knowledge
I hate it
I dont think right
Iight everybody, Im out like a fat kid in dodgeball

[Chorus In Background]

I mean, Im serious
I hate learning of any kind
Im like Fantasia, I cant read
Im just retarded, like Kanye Wests haircut
For real
Haha, I hate knowledge man
Its stupid... why do I need it?

Do I really have to learn anything?
Or can I just think about soup all day?

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