this band will change your life a little:

http://harryandthepotters.com/
http://www.myspace.com/harryan dthepotters

sorry it is out of sync and such in some places. i was trying to be quiet so as not to disturb the neighbors/koreans.

email paigeonatenspeed@gmail.com if you want the sheet music!
all the cool kids play harry and the potters via string quartet.
obviously.

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my friends and i went to doctor fish to have fish eat the dead skin off of our feet.

the things i do just to prove that i can....

ugh. fish are gross. they reallyreallyreally freak me out.
at least my feet are clean!

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blogtv 7:30pm EST thursday July 2nd! be there or be square!

http://www.blogtv.com/People/h opeonatenspeed

let me know what day and/or time would be better for you if you are in a time zone that makes your attendance impossible!

(we are officially best friends if you come to my show! fyi.)

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my first ever blogtv show ever tonight at 7:30pm eastern time!

http://www.blogtv.com/People/h opeonatenspeed

(provided that the internet works...
and i wake up on time. hooray for weird time changes!)

be there and hear about south korea and make me happy!

i'm going to go sleep now. see you in the morning/your evening!

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i would have beautiful babies with this kid:
http://www.youtube.com/friends wobenefits

i was going to wait a couple of days and post this video right before i left for south korea...
but i just finished editing it, and couldn't help myself. enjoy!

lyrics!

Chas oh how I adore you
Chas theres a shrine in my closet for
Chas i would do anything for you
Chas hey whats your blood type
Chas you wanna have a pillow fight
Chas my life would be nothing without you

I love chas more that you could ever know
(this girl is really creeping me out)
I am certain that we would have the most beautiful babies
(how did she find my house)
I have already picked out all of their names
(shes talking children now)
We will have six, three boys and three girls
(maybe Ill just running away from her)

Umm, paige thats a little inappropriate
You know paige, I have a girlfriend
And shes great so I think that you should leave me alone
Come on paige, my blood type? Thats kinda gross
Really paige, I think you need a healthy dose
Of reality im kind of creeped out by you

I love chas more that you could ever know
(this girl is really creeping me out)
I am certain that we would have the most beautiful babies
(how did she find my house)
I have already picked out all their names
(shes talking children now)
We will have six, three boys and three girls
(maybe Ill just running away from her)

Holy poop, chas knows my name
Im happier than I can claim
I know that we are meant to be
No, paige I think that you misunderstand
This isnt going as well as I had planned
I wanted to let you down easy but I will have to take legal action soon

I love chas more that you could ever know
(this girl is really creeping me out)
I am certain that we would have the most beautiful babies
(how did she find my house)
I have already picked out all their names
(shes talking children now)
We will have six, three boys and three girls
(maybe Ill just running away from her)

restraining order!

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i'm back home in georgia now. i miss new york and the cooler less humid weather. hah.

i'm flying to south korea in a week! how crazy is that?!?

so pumped!

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i'm up in the catskills at the family's cabin. we took a mini adventure to find agloe! i'm fairly certain that i found it. hah.

we drove into a relatively large town to find some wifi as our cabin is in the middle of nowhere/ the land of no cell phone service or internet access. we asked a lady in a restaurant if they had wifi. her reply: "is that like...the radio?". i love the middle of nowhere.

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so i went to the georgia aquarium with my friend bethany for jazz night. it was delightful.

what kind of fish brain would you want?

the words!
I went to the aquarium with my friend Bethany last night
And I thought Id write a song about it
So you could see all the pretty fishes and such
I hope that it doesnt bore you

Because I really like fish
But only if theyre behind big sheets of glass
Out in the wild they really gross me out
I mean come on that things creepy
Im fairly sure it wants to eat me
Keep it away from my flesh
I dont want fish bitten flesh

But I think theyre real cool
Especially seahorse and jellyfish
Also I think that ones really an alien
I meancome onthat things creepy
And Im fairly sure it wants to invade my brain
Kept it away from my brain
I dont want a cuttlefish brain

I think that if I swapped brains
Id want a brain from a beluga whale
But definitely not one from I crab
I meancome onthat things creepy
And Im fairly sure it wants to murder my friend
Keep it away from my friend
I dont want a crab murdered friend

I also saw some things that werent really fish
I think that sea otters very cute
But lets get back to the fish
I meancome onthat things creepy
Im fairly sure its a zombie
Keep it away from the other fish
We dont want an army of zombie fish

Especially the piranha
That would really suck
To have the world be invaded
By an army of piranha zombie fish

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this was one of the most amazing weekends of my life.
2011 or bust!

i got to room with these kids:
http://www.youtube.com/shortsi sters756
http://www.youtube.com/rachael f27
http://www.youtube.com/clevere stwitch2188

and hang out with these kids:
http://www.youtube.com/vlogbro thers
http://www.youtube.com/maureen books

and dance around to these kids:
http://www.myspace.com/swishan dflickwrock
http://www.myspace.com/gredand forgerock
http://www.myspace.com/thepars elmouths
http://www.myspace.com/harryan dthepotters

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the birthday boy!

http://www.youtube.com/fallofa utumndistro

the well wishers!
http://www.youtube.com/melissa anelli
http://www.youtube.com/xperpet ualmotion
http://www.youtube.com/mickele h
http://www.youtube.com/vlogbro thers
http://www.youtube.com/shortsi sters756
http://www.youtube.com/robynne alane
http://www.youtube.com/clevere st_witch2188
http://www.youtube.comwheezywa iter
http://www.youtube.com/superno vakgirl
http://www.youtube.com/rachael f27
http://www.youtube.com/toddly0 0
http://www.youtube.com/nerimon
http://www.youtube.com/lianean dthemusic
http://www.youtube.com/maureen books
http://www.youtube.com/italkto snakes

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this kid has a major friend crush on me...

http://www.youtube.com/user/he xachordal

it is a bit embarrassing.

lyrics!
Ive noticed you and the funny things you say
But I dont think youve ever glanced my way
How could a boy so clever and nice
Ever look at this plain girl twice
But Ive gathered up my courage
Because youre too perfect
I have to let you know
So here it goes

I cant believe Im doing this

i have a friend crush
lets be best friends
I have a friend crush
Our friend love will never end
I have a friend crush
Wont you be my best friend
I have a friend crush
For you backwards I would bend

Ive noticed you. You make my heart beat like a drum.
All Ive ever wanted was to make you come
Over and say that with me you will play
But you always walk away
So Ive gathered up my courage
Because youre too perfect
I have to let you know
So here it goes

I cant believe Im doing this

i have a friend crush
lets be best friends
I have a friend crush
Our friend love will never end
I have a friend crush
Wont you be my best friend
I have a friend crush
For you backwards I would bend


Now were together and as happy as can be
Were quite cute two pods, one pea
we even have nicknames and a secret handshake
hes tasty pasty and shes pumpkin cake
Im glad I gathered up my courage
hes far from perfect
but we have to let you know
So here it goes

hey, I dare you to eat that worm
taken

i have a friend crush
lets be best friend
[lets be best friends]
I have a friend crush
Our friend love will never end
[friend love will never end]
I have a friend crush
Wont you be my best friend
[lets be best friends]
I have a friend crush
For you backwards I would bend
[backwards I would bend]

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you will have no idea what is going on if you don't watch doctor who...
but i say naked a lot, so it is totally worth it.

based on the slitheen episodes from the first season.
i crack up every time when that guy says "victory should be naked!". best quote ever!

new hair!

for monica:

Whats all this about a flying space pig?
Wheres the prime minister this is his gig
Hes disappeared so I guess Im in charge
but I fart a lot and Im rather large
I dont take vinegar on my salad
Excuse me sir but youre looking pallid
Is it because you have realized
That I am planning your demise

Victory should be naked
Yeah, victory should be naked
Theres nothing I like more
Than casting my human suit to the floor
I have such a beautiful body
Im one slitheen hottie
So victory should be naked
Oh so very naked

You see that zipper on my forehead
Ill unzip it and youll soon be dead
No one can get in the way
the earth will be our big payday
come on everyone well be sellin cheap
auctioning off this great big dung heap
real estate salesmen except with lasers
without cheesy billboards or red blazers
because

weve trapped rose tyler with that doctor who
and harriet jones mp for flidel north too
while sealed off in that room
they can only await their own doom
wait. Stop. Can you hear that sound?
I think a bomb might be coming round
we really shouldve known
that the doctor always pwns

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