That's not what the teachers, librarians and principal say. But when the fangirls cause earthquakes when running to the theater, and screeching until all glass in the city breakes, they'll see.

OH OH OH OH! There was this picture advertising the local library playing the Twilight movie. I drew make-up and such all over Edward's face, and placed my own poster, saying people should bring barf-bags.

Also, in my picture, Edward was in a lovely tutu.

Swool. I'll look it up sometime, I bet it's interesting, knowing you.

So it's agreed? Twilight Of My Life, starring Magenta Isabella "Izzy" Shadow, whom is saved from RAKE by Edward? Anything else?

I was thinking a Twilight fanfic: They're often bad, so no one will suspect us at first. But then again, could we survive writing about teh sparklez?

Oh! Also, I'm doing a speech in class about Edward Cullen being abusive. I have book quotes and everything! I got a copy of Twilight from the library (I later hand sanitizere'd my hands) and wrapped the book in a shirt to keep from touching it.

Great! All we need is a name? Got any ideas?

Some ideas: "Total Eclipse of the Heart," OR "Twilight of my Life."

So what do you say, you in?

We could make it round-robin (I do one chapter, then you do one chapter) or work on each chapter together). Bring others in. I think the Tara Gilesbie with the new MySpace is fake, considering which last name she's using, but she might be able to give advice.

"The Forbidden Fruit," LOL.

Magenta Isadora "Issy" Belle is attacked and nearly RAKED when Ed saves her?

Also, I went on NinjaManager and found a chatroom. I made my name "Enoby" and "Egogy" and kept saying "Hi! My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" and writing in caps.

You know what would be funny? You, me, and fanfic writing. Together, we can destroy Twilight. With your brains and my experience, we can warp the world. not to mention many, many other fans would love to read and/or help.

Also, I drew a picture of Edward Cullen, dancing in a meadow with Pedobear Jacob (Originally a Care Bear, but turned out looking like Pedobear) with flowers, rainbows and unicorns. A girl next to me got pissed and said I was jealous of Edward. I laughed so hard that class stopped and everyone was looking. BUY was that girl pissed. Never saw her again, actually, after a couple of days.