Ever since I was a baby,
my poppa always said,
"Santa flies on Christmas night
in a reindeer driven sled."
I'll tell you I believed him.
I thought that it was true.
But last year I saw something
I've got to share with you.

Santa rides a hog! Santa rides a hog!
It's red and green and looks real mean.
It even scared my dog.
Santa rides a hog! And that's no lie
Just go and check him out yourself
next time he cruies by.

I was shoveling the driveway,
knee-deep in the snow,
wondering in winter.
where motorcycles go.
Just then from behind me,
I heard a deafening roar,
Turned and I saw something,
no way I could ignore.

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Sidecar full of presents
Engine full of chrome.
Santa rumbled down my street,
headed for my home.
I dove into a snowbank
so Santa wouldn't see,
his Harley riding secret
had been revealed to me.

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Well I stayed in that snowbank
'til his job was done.
Then I started for my house
broke into a run.
Fearful I'd been spotted
I looked under the tree.
A motorcycle jacket
was waiting there for me.

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