Matt gets a surprise care package from Chairman Bob

a month or two ago i wrote one of my random letters to the CEO and chairman of roundy's supermarkets. i said a bunch of my routine idiocy mentionin...   more a month or two ago i wrote one of my random letters to the CEO and chairman of roundy's supermarkets. i said a bunch of my routine idiocy mentioning such things as growing up did he ever imagine his face being on the side of a grocery bag? he must of liked the letter because i got eleven pounds worth of roundy's brand food via UPS on friday afternoon. i wanted to get it video taped so bad that i woke up my mom who's been having back/neck pain and made her video tape it while lying in bed. i let her have some of the orange slices so we're all even. so, chairman bob, if you're watching this you should be able to see the excitement you brought me.   less

"ABN"s Cinco De Mayo Special #3

it can only be may fifth because i'm in the store and that's what's in store.

How to make a Cucumber Shark

Armed with a paring knife and a little imagination, Chef Rick Z summons a heart-healthy sea monster from the depths of his produce bin.