"I'm not a liberal. I'm an American."
-Keith Olberman

Well, how about I start off with... DR. RABBIT FOREVER! BOYCOTT COLGATE! PREPS CAN PLEASE GO DIE! I HATE CONSERVATIVES! FUNDAMENTALISTS ARE HYPOCRITES! PRO-CHOICE FOREVER! ANN COULTER CAN BURN IN HELL! EMO KIDS CAN GO KILL THEMSELVES! I'm a bio major, so I'm a scientist and I know how to cite sources for my arguments. My pet peeves include fundies and people who can't grasp grade school grammar and spelling (i.e. "your stupid" as oppose to "you're stupid").
I must clarify that if you're christian and keep it to yourself and respect the lifestyles of others without trying to convert people, then that's fine. What I'm opposed to is amateur missionaries, claiming they're "witnessing" people and shit like that. I don't care if you're gay, straight, black, white, or from Mars. I think that as long as you're open-minded and don't believe in one world religion *cough* christianity *cough*, then I'm fine with you.
The people who I hate are people like Dave Matthews Band fans who believe that just because they listen to some pop band, that it automatically makes them better than people who don't. There are classically trained musicologists with much more sophisticated tastes and ears for music (old people) who hate the music kids listen to nowadays.
The only people who I can say honestly have no taste in music are teeny-boppers who think that Hannah Montana and the kids in High School Musical are actually talented. It's marketing, people!! She's a product, not a talent! Ditto with every other Disney channel teen star that they seem to shit out every year.
In the words of Groucho Marx: "Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."