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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

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if 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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You know you live in 2008 when..
1.you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.you havn't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the t.v.
6.your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7. as you read this list you keep nodding ur head
8.as you read this you think about sending it to all your friends
9.and you was to busy to notice number 5.
10.you scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.now you're laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.put this on your profile if you fell for that and you know you did.=D
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---|||---|||---Profile If
---|||---|||---You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who has
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-----///\\\----like Nick
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For Jonas Brothers haters who THINK this ONLY means CANCER not DIABETES you are WRONG, this ribbon means AWARENESS for AIDS, CANCER, DIABETES and many more ILLNESSES, so HA!, got PONED!
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92% of the teen population would be dead if Aberombie and Fitch decided if breathing wasn't cool!!Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!
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John 3:16- For God so loved the world He gave His only begotten Son those whoever believe in Him shall not perish but have everlasting life.

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╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been diagnosed
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When a guy says your HOT he's looking at your body.
When a guy says your PRETTY he's looking at your face.
When a guy says your BEAUTIFUL he's looking at your soul.
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-reality they're amazing. They just--------
---have to wait for the right boy to-------
---- come along, the one who's-------------
----------- brave enough to----------------
---------------climb all-------------------
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--------------to the top-------------------
-------------of the tree.♥"-----------------
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