Eric is really starting to lose his magic. I don't look forward to his call ins like I used to. Everything seems so staged now. I miss the torment Howard and the gang used to pile on that kid. WTF is with Horward hell bent on giving him opportunity after opportunity?

I told you all that Artie was totally off the wagon! I just hope Howie has the balls to talk about it on Monday.

No kidding, and when they come back the Midget is still on his National Lampoon Vacation too. And we wonder why satellite radio is failing: everybody treats it as a part-time job.

Damn it feels like the show has been cancelled or something jesus. How many vacations do they need?

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It is rather sobering to ponder one's life without Shitcock.

i miss eric i hope he comes back

Maybe his legs are really, really small now?  :)

I lost 30 pounds and you could tell the difference. So why does eric look like the same fat little blob even after losing almost half his body weight?

The more I think about this, the more I think the illness is an elaborate lie. If Eric really has something that might make his guts fall out in his condition, he would probably be in a hospital by now so he doesn't die. Not on a cross-country flight to the Jersey shore. Seriously, what the hell?