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I'm a lumberjack. I work out by punching trees until they break. Then I inject testosterone directly into my muscles using a hose and a two by four. It's pretty intense but I'm man enough to handle it. I only eat raw beef ripped from a real living cow with my bare hands. I haven't showered since 1995 but chicks think the smell is really freaking hot. By law, I'm not allowed to give high-fives as the sound is as loud as a thunderclap and it startles anyone within a 10 mile radius. Any clothing you see me wearing is actually woven from my own chest hair.

Questions I'm asked often:

How old are you?:
20, and my birthday is June 8th

Sub 4 Sub?:
Sorry, I'm not into that. I only subscribe to people I wanna watch :/

Why do you have a banner/side picture?:
I'm a youtube partner. Go here for more info on how to be one: http://youtube.com/partners

What camera do you use?:
A Panasonic PV-GS320

What program do you use to edit your videos?:
Usually windows movie maker. Adobe Premiere if the video has intense edits, and Adobe After Effects if I feel insane (I wuv adobe)

What hair straightener do you use?:
A $70.00 Hai Convertible Ceramic Flat Iron. I blow my hair out with a normal hair dryer before straightening

Are you emo?:
No. I don't prescribe to any social group. I'm a John :D

Where do you live?:
Brooklyn, NY