when joey was bored he decides to call dr.coz and asks if he wants to go paintballing

If u can't understand what they are saying here r the words:
agghhh i'm so bored there is nothing to do today.ohh i know oh dr. coz.whatis it joey?i'm bored.wanna go paintballing?idon't know the last time we went paintballing things went a little off.(flashback).(joey shoots two paintballs).(dr.coz shoots two paintballs).(all of the paintballs hit president george w. bush).wow that was so a bad family guy reference.no it wasn't it was just a flashback . why do u keep on telling me different stuff an all these other kinds of rubbish stop mocking me so much.why do u have to be so racist? (less info)