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think fast , kick ass

bleep bloop

big monkeys eat big bananas

i know where your thinking about

o_0

under ......... the water !!

this place looks old , almost too old

How much wood would a woodpecker peck, if a woodpecker could pack wood.

Athletic:.........Sits on the couch and watches ESPN

Educated:........Will always treat you like an idiot

Beautiful:..........Pathologic al liar




Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

Bad Cop! No Donut!

If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

I love cats ... they taste just like chicken.

There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.